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CAKEWALK

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YOU F&@#KING DIE SON!!!  YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

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Somewhere inbetween

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Total Members Voted: 49

[Time Blossom]

Automatic 1 on mental rolls? b̮̗̼̠̪̰͎͒̈ͮ̉̇̽̀a̭̣̖ͫͤ̑͂̐ͮd͌̏̊ ͕̄͊̈́n͚̞͛ḙ̟͎̘̜̹͋̚ẉ̌ͨs̹̜̝̟͉̟ ̯̬͙͔ͣ͗e̪̫̮̞͛̽̾͆v̳ͮ̄̈́̎ͩ͆͗e̤̒̈͑r̭͙͈͓̤͙ͩͨ̂̑̂̒̍y̙͙̭͈̪ͪ̈̒̒ͣo̘͉̻̲̺̎̽̃̑n̬̱͚̬ͨ̈́̌́e̓̐̂

"Zounds, I'm at the top of the new page! And covered in science juice! How invigorating! I need to concoct an invention before it wears off!"

Kitbash a Marcellus Wallace detectonator.

[monk12]

Summon a crowd large enough to crowd-surf to L.A

[DinosaurusRex_x]

"Zounds, I'm at the top of the new page! And covered in science juice! How invigorating! I need to concoct an invention before it wears off!"

Kitbash a Marcellus Wallace detectonator.

'Roll081' you instead create a time generator and space generator that brings you to the one time when Marcellus Wallace was in most trouble...




Your matter is rephased to LA in a pawnshop's basement.






Before you is Herman, and he has Marcellus Wallace tied up and gagballed!




MMMMMMmmMMMmMM!!!!

Before you have much a time to react, your machine explodes in your hands.



Roll082 which you manage to jump out of the way.  You fall into a pile of cymbals which makes a huge crashing sound and draws the attention of Herman.  He spins around as he shouts "who goes there?"



A millisecond before blasting his with his shotgun directly at player05 Roll083 but missing everything spraying lead all over the walls instead.  Sand starts to creep in from the walls.

Summon a crowd large enough to crowd-surf to L.A

Roll084 You attempt to get your preach on, when you are visited by a holy figure.



player02 is touched by his noodley appendage sapping the powers from him and throwing him through time-space to Marcellus Wallace.   Their eyes lock, Brian knows he must save him, then live up to his end of the bargain to deliver him the briefcase.   It might be hard through, because that touch from ~(FSM)~ has sapped you of all your cannot use religious super powers for Roll085 turns.

Your matter is rephased to LA in a pawnshop's basement.

Marcellus Wallace locks eyes with player02, and you know that you must save him and complete your quest.



Its show time...

PvE mode initiated

...

Jump to evade any attackers!

Roll086

player06 jumps into a pipe that transports you into another scene, straight into the den, in doing this jump you land on a lightsaber being wielded by henchman03.



The damage redirects to (1, 2-3, 4-5, 6) Roll087

player05 Roll088 takes the full brunt of the damage chopping off his left arm.  player05 will die of blood loss in 5 turns unless adequit medical care is given.  -1 in any activity requiring two hands.

Spoiler: player02 status: Brian (click to show/hide)

Character Class: Jesus Christ Superstar
Character Level: All of them
Currently: Touched by his noodley appendage.
Inventory: Dinosaur jawbone, BMF wallet, mysterious briefcase.
Wounds: None!

Spoiler: player05 status: Ǫ͕̻S̵̰̼͇̠̜̝M̳̻͉̦̺!̲̮̼̮͟ͅͅ ͏̫ͅX̜̝̣̖̹̹͖D̸̳̪ (click to show/hide)

Character Class: Hubert Farnsworth
Character Level: Aleph One
Currently: Wishing he were left-handed.
Inventory: Cripple-ray, Lab coat
Wounds: OH DEAR!! My arm...

Spoiler: player06 status: Squeegee (click to show/hide)

Character Class: Luigi
Character Level: 3
Currently:  Getting stabbed without consequence.   All off the fun, none of the mess!
Inventory: plunger, wrench, 03coins.
Wounds:  None!

Russian AA Guns arrives in CanadaVillage.   Drinks beer, gets bored with no players to attack or Vladimir Putin to take orders from.
Russian Air-Strike re-directing.   Coming in 2+Roll089 turn(s).

Spoiler: now available at Jesus Juice vending machines! (click to show/hide)

Jesus Juice^tm

[Tiruin]

((Don't I roll last, being Luigi?))

Attack henchman03 in any way necessary!

[Time Blossom]

He spins around as he shouts "who goes there?"

"Well, it's funny you should ask that--"

player05 Roll085 takes the full brunt of the damage chopping off his left arm.  player05 will die of blood loss in 5 turns unless adequit medical care is given.  -1 in any activity requiring two hands.

"OH GOD MY ARM WAIT A MINUTE"

Wounds: OH DEAR!! My arm...

Cripple-Juice^tm

"who goes there?"

Science demands that for every question, there is one perfect answer: "...I'm the GIMP!"

And since, from a scientific standpoint, that conclusion was p̭͚̩͚̬̘ͨͮ̀̂̐͡ͅe̖ͫ̒r̖̺̘̲͆͐ͯͤ͊̅͘f̘͉͎̫̗̈é̃ͣͤ̈͘c̰͔̱͍̼̤͓ͣ̊̄͟ţ̫͍͒ͩ̒ͦ̾l̛̺̮ͨ̔ͦ̎y̱̯̲ͥ̓ ͍s͇̺̜͓̲̀̑̍o̹͔̙͓͈͇ͩͤ͠ͅu̡̞͔͐ͥ̂ͅn̜̮̜ͬͥͩ̎ͨd̳ͯ̓ͮͩ̿̚, it of course led to a natural course of action:

Use GIMP image-editing capabilities to cut the dangerous hooligans out of the picture.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

((Don't I roll last, being Luigi?)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Oh right, that trait slipped my mind.

I'm going to redefine the strict definition of the disability to just when its pertinent; like during attack sequences, when you're in competition versus anything, or when you're in a time-line dependant situation where your action will affect the action of others.  This redefinition'll give me some posting freedom in picture order and story flow annnd keep Luigi's Mario complex up.  In this case posting after player05 was adequate.  That said though, for the purpose of consistency and since it won't change much in terms of actions I'll probably edit player06 and player02s action order around in the last post a little later if I think it makes the post look good and comic-strip-ey.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

"...I'm the GIMP!"

Use GIMP image-editing capabilities to cut the dangerous hooligans out of the picture.

Roll090



Somewhere, Luigi's brother jumps onto a frog suit.   The professor stops time and through the miracle of !!!SCIENCE!!! uses his GIMP IMAGE-EDITOR^tm.   Mario's frog suit turns into a gimp suit.

henchman03 attack Roll091 on Roll092 1-2/3-4/5-6
Roll093 to Dodge: = full dmg



player02 has been impaled by henchman03's hot glowing rod.

Herman one one-armed man Roll094 screams and shoots aimlessly off his 2nd round into nothingness.   



Herman re-loads his shotgun.

Attack henchman03 in any way necessary!

jump attack Roll095

Roll096 to Dodge

Full dodge!

henchman03 takes no damage.

[monk12]

Oh my that is a long time with no super jesus powers.

*peruses inventory*

Judges 15:16 Then Samson said, "With a donkey's jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey's jawbone I have killed a thousand men."

I only need to kill one man, and my jawbone came from a DINOSAUR

Smite him with player01's jawbone!

[Tiruin]

Lift any objects around me and then start throwing them at the henchman. Try to save the thing impaled on the saber too.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Judges 15:16 Then Samson said, "With a donkey's jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey's jawbone I have killed a thousand men."

I only need to kill one man, and my jawbone came from a DINOSAUR

Smite him with player01's jawbone!

Roll097
You give justification to Opus Dei and preach that the one true path in rigorism by hammering yourself in the face with your dinosaur jawbone.   It punctures your eye.  player02 will die in 10 turns without medical treatment.

Death in 1 turn unless player02 get off henchman03's lightsaber.

LOADING...

Character name: Skreeagh the extra pissed of.
Character level: Extra skeletal
Character class: zkeletal sentient dinozaur
Sex?:... male

player07 begins

[monk12]

Find an eyepatch and morph into Jesus Christ, Pirate King!

[Tiruin]

Lift any objects around me and then start throwing them at the henchman. Try to save the thing impaled on the saber too.

 

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Lift any objects around me and then start throwing them at the henchman.

Attack Roll098 dodge Roll099

player06 pulls a turnip out of the ground and hits henchman03 in the head with it.   henchman03's body flashes red and a fuzzy 8-bit damage sound effect breaks out.

Try to save the thing impaled on the saber too.

Roll100

Your hit draws henchman03's attention to you!  He puts player02 down and will make his next attack at player06.

[monk12]

Now Luigi goes SUPER late!

[Tiruin]

Lets wait for Farnsworth 

Anyway...

Jump torunaway!! Hopefully hit head against any crates thrown at me or flying in the air.

Also, airstrike incoming.