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[terkiey]

This will be my first (and hopefully last) suggestion game, type thing. I will try to be as organised as possible with the dice rolling and whatnot, if I forget something, please tell me.

Everything, and I mean everything, will be dealt with using dice rolls. So please, don't do useless shit. You might roll a 1 and break your legs trying to talk about the weather.

You are the generic adventurer, the village in which you live amongst these disgusting UNIQUE and INTERESTING civillians. But enough about them, you are the average, dull adventurer. Your parents have adventured, your grandparents have adventured. Just a generic adventurer's story. The town you live in is called Hometown, Mcsafety.

You hear the great voice of the GM booming down upon your ears.


WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

WHAT IS YOUR QUEST/OBJECTIVE?

DO YOU LIKE CHEESE?

I DO?

WHAT ARE YOUR SKILLS?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Limit your skills, no overpowered 'dragon shouts' or mind control tentacle rape monsters.

[BunnyBob77]

WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Arthur Cheeseworthy

WHAT IS YOUR QUEST/OBJECTIVE? To find The Holy Grail

DO YOU LIKE CHEESE? Yes, very much

I DO? Of course!

WHAT ARE YOUR SKILLS? Cheesemancery!  The ability to control cheese and use other cheese related magicks.  In fact, you are the greatest Cheesemancer in the land!

[TCM]

Joe Carrison

Quest: His goal is to STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING!!!1!!! ((Interpret that however you will.))

Yes.

Fworp.

Joe is skilled in using improvised weaponry, Hilarity always ensues.

[Nilum]

We are Andrew Brideswindle -- a suave rogueish narcissistic adventurer seeking to make the world a better place. As we are the greatest thing this world has going for it, we desire immortality so the poor, pathetic inhabitants will never be without our amazing presence. To accomplish this task, we are armed with a silver tongue.

[terkiey]

You are Joe Brideswindle, the Cheeseworthy.

Your quest is to find the Holy Grail. Just in case any historians want to write your story, and don't want to have too much of a complicated plot to write.

You enjoy cheese very much.

FWORP???!?

Joe is skilled at using improvised weaponry and is armed with a silver tongue, with this trait, he gains +1 to talking rolls as long as he is shouting.



Suddenly (The almighty and great) GM hands you a map and runs off screaming. Odd...

According to the crudely drawn map, Hometown Mcsafety has: 3 shops, a town well, some houses (Including your own.), a north gate, a south gate, and a giant circle drawn around your house for no apparent reason.

The shops are all coloured differently, the blue shop, the brown shop, and the black shop.

You notice that you are not wearing anything, and that if there happened to be anyone on the street, they would be able to see one of your improvised weapons.

WHAT DO?

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Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory:

1 Piece of generic mouldy cheese.
Generic cloth shirt.
Generic cloth underwear.
Generic cloth shorts.
50 Generic Coins

Spoiler: Wearing/Wielding/Using (click to show/hide)

Wearing/Wielding/Using:
A crudely drawn map, in both hands, open out so you can see it.

Spoiler: Skills/Traits (click to show/hide)

Skills/Traits:

Silver Tongue:   ONLY SHOUTING +1 talking rolls with shouting.
Improvised Weaponry Specialist: You may use basically anything as a weapon, hilarity ensues.
GM is a Smartass: You have to word everything out specifically otherwise we will have problems.

Spoiler: Buffs/Debuffs/Status Effects (click to show/hide)

Buffs/Debuffs/Status Effects:

Naked: -2 to all talking rolls. If a guard sees you, your toast. Not literally.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Status
25/25 HP
0/0 MP
Cold, so cold...
Uninjured

[The Fool]

Stop that. It 'tis silly.

>Put on clothing and go into the black shop, and yes, in that order.

I love how the GM being a smartass is a trait. I think this might be epic.

[terkiey]

Stop that. It 'tis silly.

>Put on clothing and go into the black shop, and yes, in that order.

I love how the GM being a smartass is a trait. I think this might be epic.

THIS ISN'T AN UPDATE BTW

Wow, really? This is my first try, I haven't even got a plan for the plot or anything, I just gotta use mah brainz.

[terkiey]

Joe somehow puts his clothes on even with the map in both hands,(2) he stumbles around for a bit, but manages to get them on. He then goes to the black shop (4), and yes, in that order.

Inside the black shop, he sees many exotic looking and probably illegal substances and objects, and with absolutely no meta-game. He uses his deductive reasoning skills and deduces that this is the black market shop. Anything you buy here, you would rather the guards didn't know about, so be careful or something.

The shopkeeper is stood in a trenchcoat in the corner with his back turned. He probably doesn't have anything under that coat.

You see on the shelves: 2 bombs marked with a label saying 90 Coins, a syringe with god knows what in it for only 15 coins, a piece of mouldy cheese for 230 coins and a vial of purple substance that is unlabeled.

WHAT DO?

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Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory:

1 Piece of generic mouldy cheese.
50 Generic Coins

Spoiler: Wearing/Wielding/Using (click to show/hide)

Wearing/Wielding/Using:
A crudely drawn map, in both hands, open out so you can see it.
Generic cloth shirt (Torso).
Generic cloth underwear (CROTCH).
Generic cloth shorts (Legs).

Spoiler: Skills/Traits (click to show/hide)

Skills/Traits:

Silver Tongue:   ONLY SHOUTING +1 to talking rolls while shouting.
Improvised Weaponry Specialist: You may use basically anything as a weapon, hilarity ensues.
GM is a Smartass: You have to word everything out specifically otherwise we will have problems.

Spoiler: Buffs/Debuffs/Status Effects (click to show/hide)

Buffs/Debuffs/Status Effects:
Nothing at all: Your fine, bro.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Status
25/25 HP
0/0 MP
Is that person, uhh... Naked under that?
Uninjured

Spoiler: Please Note (click to show/hide)

Please note that I will be doing suggestions mainly by first come, first serve. Unless I say otherwise.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

USE YOUR SILVER TONGUE TO NEGOTIATE FOR A CHEAPER PRICE FOR THE SYRINGE AND PURPLE SUBSTANCE.  ONLY AFTER THEN ASK THE SHOP-KEEP ABOUT WHAT THEY PROBABLY DO.

(CAN ONLY USE SILVER TONGUE WHILE SHOUTING EH!?   LOUD NOIZES!)

[terkiey]

USE YOUR SILVER TONGUE TO NEGOTIATE FOR A CHEAPER PRICE FOR THE SYRINGE AND PURPLE SUBSTANCE.  ONLY AFTER THEN ASK THE SHOP-KEEP ABOUT WHAT THEY PROBABLY DO.

(CAN ONLY USE SILVER TONGUE WHILE SHOUTING EH!?   LOUD NOIZES!)

The voices in GM's head have misinterpreted what he ment, oh well I will let it slide for now, from now on Silver tongue will grant a +1 to any talking rolls, as long as you shout.

Joe, the Cheeseworthy, shouts at the strange man in the corner ,"I WANT CHEAPER SYRINGE!" (4+1) the man grunts and gets a dirty old purple stick out and replaces the 5 on the label to 0, causing the price to suddenly drop to 10 coins. You then shout once again, "CHEAP SUBSTANCE PLOX!?" (1+1) the man grunts in confusion and draws a 0 on the floor in front of you.  After that you shout ,"WHAT DOES THIS SHIT DO ANYWAY!?" (6+1) The man pulls out a piece of cardboard from his trenchcoat pocket, on it you see a picture of (purple substance) then an (equals symbol) and a picture of (coins). You also see a picture of (syringe) (equals) then a picture of a (crazy person).

You feel like you can trust this nice gentleman.

WHAT DO?

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Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory:

1 Piece of generic mouldy cheese.
50 Generic Coins

Spoiler: Wearing/Wielding/Using (click to show/hide)

Wearing/Wielding/Using:
A crudely drawn map, in both hands, open out so you can see it.
Generic cloth shirt (Torso).
Generic cloth underwear (CROTCH).
Generic cloth shorts (Legs).

Spoiler: Skills/Traits (click to show/hide)

Skills/Traits:

Silver Tongue:   ONLY SHOUTING +1 to talking rolls while shouting.
Improvised Weaponry Specialist: You may use basically anything as a weapon, hilarity ensues.
GM is a Smartass: You have to word everything out specifically otherwise we will have problems.

Spoiler: Buffs/Debuffs/Status Effects (click to show/hide)

Buffs/Debuffs/Status Effects:
Nothing at all: Your fine, bro.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Status
25/25 HP
0/0 MP
CHEAP!!!
Uninjured

[terkiey]

Shameless bump, I really would like to know why this is dieing already.