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[Loud Whispers]

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DAMMIT WHO BROKE GODWIN'S LAW AGAIN.

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Also, I'll add up the story so far...

interesting

[bukitodinos]

but,

[bukitodinos]

(k thx loud)

[Tersr]

drank

[bukitodinos]

BUCKITS

[Chaos Armor]

of

[bukitodinos]

ketchup

[Svarte Troner]

. Horatio

[Loud Whispers]

A grape vine died while drowning in acidic mucus, across from Jesus's foot Beezlebub sat and two whippersnappers punched him in his goochies. Meanwhile a doctor ate an apple and decided he was relying to much on the gay elves bums which couldn't accept the penetrating mucus, alien inspectors were inside hosts monitering their bacteria from Armok.

Urist jumped down into a dark hole, unfortunately there seemed to be irradiated sturgeon men wandering about eating carp, singing bohemian, ritualistic songs. Then Urist became enraged at the cannibalistic elves but decided he was happy instead. Burgeoning his giant whale tongue opera bath salt HAMBURGGGEERRRRRSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Suddenly Death appeared and told Urist that he could obtain eternal youth in hell. Accepting the quest he hunted elves in elf-land relentlessly until finally paraskevidekatriaphobia overcame the dwarf and the menace of carp men arrived. Shortly afterwards the neuro-toxins released by several barnacles intoxicated Urist's uncle and nom nom NOM! (Inconsequentially and indecisively they had nomed his spleen).

Fun Fact: All corn arrives in the brain via tentacles.

Aspartame is the only substance known to dwarf that dilutes itself through time and enhances the shards effect. The shards emanate ethereal vestibules which constipate old clowns like Krusty Spitfury. Meanwhile Australopithecus's cousin faced Urist McPaleontologist and then got herpes due to a wayward octopus that kissed him.

Benedict Soulkiller, a witch hunter extraordinaire who was missing his jewels started accelerating towards his...jewels. Initially potato-man discovered true love in debauchery when Benedict ate Descartes' love-cherry-doom-pants-of-doom. Catsplosions, magma...

Suddenly, dragons fire-proofed Satan's sock and sundered his pancakes. "Haeyloo," said Justin of Bieber, "I accidentally ate ten-tenths of the half done Sandwich made in Italy!".

John Hancock was a delegating president beneath the crypt, beneath a potato-shaped lake in the capital of SPHESS, where Bieber accidentally set everything aflame. Freud believes that philosoraptor has dreams of pedobear's mothers feeding jewels because why.

They did not see pedobear making child education stupid. Forever damned bayers hitherto alone, anyway, onwards!

Urist McSoapmaker was Hitler's henchmen. Doodie-man passionately ate nothing interesting, but drank buckets of ketchup. Horatio

ASPLODED

[Tersr]

many

[Chaos Armor]

times

[Phantom of The Library]

because

[Svarte Troner]

DAMMIT WHO BROKE GODWIN'S LAW AGAIN.

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I can't seem to stop myself from doing that.   

gangrenous

[Tiruin]

solids

[SirFellfire]

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