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[woose1]

Casually stride over the guard-post, waving your hand in a friendly manner.

[Tiruin]

Go the sneaky way, circle about then smash the head with the end of the stick, hopefully it might make him drop the gun.

Execute in an appropriate way, wary of onlookers.

[woose1]

Execute in an appropriate way, wary of onlookers.

Then cut off his toes and eat them.

[Tiruin]

Toes 

Isn't that a guard outpost? The corpse would be examined long after we're gone but the time it takes might alert them.

Or they could be thinking about a cannibal attack.

Psychological warfare 

[The Fool]

Execute in an appropriate way, wary of onlookers.

Then cut off his toes and eat them.

Now that this makes sense I don't see why not! Maybe we should keep big toes as trophies instead of eating them? Less cannibalism, and just as much psychological warfare.

>Go clubbing. The club should be quiet enough if you can catch him by surprise.

[TCM]

Go the sneaky way, circle about then smash the head with the end of the stick, hopefully it might make him drop the gun.

Execute in an appropriate way, wary of onlookers.

   Frodo sneaks through the nearby forest, careful not to make any sudden movement or noise. He creeps closer and closer to the guard post, the guard yawning as he looks side to side again. When he gets close enough, Frodo grips his stick. He closes in behind the guard, and slams the staff on the back of his head. The guard takes a step forward, attempts to turn around, but falls down in a paralyzed heap, his sub m-machine gun clattering down next to him.

[Tiruin]

So we won't cut off the toes? 

>Look around unsuspiciously, act natural as you grab the smg and maybe any easily removable armor like the helmet.

Cut off toes if possible.  .

woose 1 makes a convincing argument in five words.

[woose1]

>Look around unsuspiciously, act natural as you grab the smg and maybe any easily removable armor like the helmet.

Whistle nonchalantly to yourself as you do this to avoid attracting attention.

[terkiey]

Obviously you would cut his toes off. Then run off WITHOUT the gun, to make up for the time it took to cut his toes off.

We will need the toes to satisfy our hunger later.

[Tiruin]

You do know picking up a gun takes very little time.

Unless someone is already peering over your back and grinning widely...

Besides, since the headslam was so loud it paralyzed the guard, you would know that alertness = footsteps followed by abrupt commands "What was that?!" "It came from here!", that sort of thing but in Axis language, you can do the above and make it look like a cannibal attacked! 

[terkiey]

Pick up the toes and eat the gun.

[vagel7]

Cut the toes, gran the gun and helmet. Rename ourselves Hannibal Lecter.

[The Fool]

I agree with the toe cutting, but only if we collect them like trophies. Cannibalism is going a step to far for me.

[Tiruin]

Why not:

>Grab the SMG
>Grab any of his worn armor before anyone arrives
>Cut off toes for nourishment (only if desperate, must be trophies.)
>Sneak around the perimeter of outpost
>Try to find a watchtower.

[TCM]

So we won't cut off the toes? 

>Look around unsuspiciously, act natural as you grab the smg and maybe any easily removable armor like the helmet.

Cut off toes if possible.  .

woose 1 makes a convincing argument in five words.

   Frodo bends down to retrieve the guard's helmet. Next is the submachine-gun, a gun that could provide good firepower. However, carrying both a walking stick and a machine gun will come about with penalities to Frodo's agility, which will not help at all.
   Frodo unsheaths his knife and begins working on the guard's toes. He discards the guard's boots and takes each individual toe, pocketing them as he goes along. In a few minutes, he is in the position of all the guard's toes. In the distance, he sentences a rumbling coming down the dirt road.

Spoiler:  Frodo's Stats (click to show/hide)

Inventory: Knife, Walking Stick, MP-40 Machine Gun, 10 Toes
Physical Condition: Fine
Mental Condition: Fine