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[Capntastic]

I have a STEAM game I want to give away.   It's a mystery.

The entrance procedure is thus:  Explain the Categorical Imperative in the most amusing way possible.  I have left the exact definition of amusing up to those who wish to enter.  Style points will be awarded for those that go beyond merely explaining it and venture into the realm of defending or castigating it.  Make it perfect!

I will declare a 'winner' and a 'runner up' once there are five (5) qualifying entrants.

[The Scout]

Horrible mistake.
A thing, action, or general plan that you do forever, and is in itself it's own goal.
An example is "Always eat your vegetables" and the goal is that you eat all your vegetables.
So kill your wives, so all your wives are dead. Farm your farms, so your farms are farmed. But that brings up the question, can you farm the farms farming your farms?

I believe I committed a horrendous atrocity to grammar.

[Capntastic]

Elaborate!

[carabide]

Turtle

[zchris13]

screw you

[Capntastic]

Don't mess up my very serious thread please I put a lot of effort into making it fun and fair for everyone

[The Scout]

Don't mess up my very serious thread please I put a lot of effort into making it fun and fair for everyone

That is a lie and you know it.

[Enzo]

Is this a real giveaway or one of those lolsatire topics?

If it's the latter I don't really get it.

[The Scout]

Is this a real giveaway or one of those lolsatire topics?

If it's the latter I don't really get it.

It's Capn, so it's real, but really frickin' hard. If he gives us something that's $2.50, I'll cry.

[Capntastic]

I have purchased a game to give to the winner it is a very real contest for very real people please don't besmirch my honor.

[Trapezohedron]

Can't tell if serious or sarcastic.

Regardless, I'm not going to explain the Categorical Imperative anyhow.

[Bdthemag]

I'm in, although I may take awhile to think something up.

[Capntastic]

Let me clarify that the emphasis is on the end product being 'amusing' perhaps more than it is on 'correct'.

[Girlinhat]

It's probably a sprite pack DLC for one of those WWII hex board games.

Or it's Skyrim.

[ukulele]

Ill give it a shot, philospy in a foreign language, this cant be good.

In the planet ImpCateg pace and prosperity abounded for a hundred years, every one respected the 3 rules and they were happy with it. Robert woke up that morning and decided to change things a little, he lied, stole and killed. Lord Robert its now the ethernal ruler of this lands, his subjects eternal slaves, not by force but by 3 laws.