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[peglegpengeuin]

We must retreat and pick up our rock of fungus slaying. And that other rock for good measure. Once we are well-armed, I say we go for the bone, but make sure to move cautiously past that branching path as there may be a beast lurking in it. A beast that needs a taste of our Ultimate Two Times Explosive Vomiting technique.

[forsaken1111]

Do bones contain protein? I fail at biology.

Depends on how... uh... fresh it is. Old bones contain nothing but minerals really.

[fergus]

> Drag the rock out of the tunnel.

[Loud Whispers]

Eat the bone. Gain its marrow.

Split into two blobs.

One prismatic with the mushroom pseudopods, the other bone white with !!spikes!!

[Demonic Spoon]

Righto, last update for the night.

And I didn't consider the freshness of the bone. I suppose it's medium fresh? I'm making a lot of this up as I go along, though I do have a general plot in mind if you people ever decide to move left or right in the main cave. Anyway, on to the update.

Split yourself into a dozen tiny blobs. With the help of that sharp rock, if need be. Blobs may not have brute force on their side, or intellect, or speed... or basic senses...But that doesn't mean we can't have the power of overwhelming numbers!

Blob tries splitting itself. Seems to have sprained something. Seems that it requires more foods before it can procreate.



Blob eats the cave lichen. It is unfilling and unappetising. Why did he eat it anyway? Seems like a bad choice for meal, ah well, we may never understand the mysterious behaviour of mindless blobs.



Blob then proceeds to eat some rocks, does it not realize what is and is not desirable to eat?



Now to eat that bone. Blob you glutton. Wait, is that scurrying?

> Drag the rock out of the tunnel.

It's not a rock.

[King DZA]

I am in favor of anything that helps us progress toward amassing a blob army.

We shall bring new meaning to the term 'army of one'.

[Demonic Spoon]

Eat the bone. Gain its marrow.

Split into two blobs.

One prismatic with the mushroom pseudopods, the other bone white with !!spikes!!

I don't think splitting works like that.

[Roboboy33]

EAT BONE.
GET PROTIEN.

[Loud Whispers]

Eat the bone. Gain its marrow.

Split into two blobs.

One prismatic with the mushroom pseudopods, the other bone white with !!spikes!!

I don't think splitting works like that.

We're a large self replicating sentient blob. That eats rocks. We just got attacked by a mushroom with tentacles.

And you're arguing about the specifics of mitosis.

I love you.

Oh and I'm in for backing out of the tunnel, lure the scurrying critter into the cave...

AND BLAM! Out of the puddle, get a blob to the everything.

EAT BONE.
GET PROTIEN.

OBTAIN MARROW!!! EVERYWHERE!

WE SHALL BE CAPTAIN BLOB MARROW!

[fergus]

> Examine circle thing on wall.

[Loud Whispers]

> Examine circle thing on wall.

That's the tunnel the scurrying noise is coming from :S

[Criptfeind]

FLY YOU FOOL! TO THE POOL OF AMBUSHES!

[monk12]

FLY YOU FOOL! TO THE POOL OF AMBUSHES!

+1

[fergus]

> Go into the tunnel and eat the scurrying noise.

[Loud Whispers]

> Go into the tunnel and eat the scurrying noise.

IT'S A TRAP! TO THE PUDDLE!