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[Megaman]

Steve: [3-2] You tumble down the stairs in an uninspiring moonwalk, when you stop rolling you realize you tumbled right back where you started. Derp.

Karl: [2-2] The gun blows off in your face. [6-2] It shoots your ear off. [2-2] You try to wing your gun to throw out the bomb, but you just hit yourself in the crotch.OW!

Human Man: [5-2] You somehow stumble down to the shops with little incident. [3-2] You somehow don't find the hands shop. Care to try again?

Jarl: [3-2+2-1] You only find A FEW PILLS. Oh well. [6-1-2+1] It takes yer hangoverz away.

Blobbly Mc. Blobbertson: [3-2] You don't

Bob Bobbertson: [5-2] The bomb gets thrown into Hammer space. However it hurt your poor widdle arms
-1 to each roll that has to do with your poor widdle arms for 2 turns

Lorn: ALL ACTIONS IRRELEVANT. HAVE A COOKIE

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Jordan:[3-2] Your panties HAD anti-pants defenses, but you broke them last night. NNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(Can't do anything not involved with getting your pants off until they're off)

Everyone:[5] You somehow lost your hangovers because I rolled a five. Yay.

[Dave1004]

Since I no longer have a hangover, I'll try and find something cool/useful/cool and incredibly useful.

[Sinpwn]

Engage dramatic power up scene, culminating wearing fuzzy bathrobe and silly hat.

[Flintus10]

Search the streets for any sign of oppression/people refusing to get down.

[TCM]

Panically slice pants away with claws, then try and remember what happened last night that caused my anti-pants defenses to break.

[Tiruin]

Realized I put too many actions...

Search the streets for any crimes. Get clothes if none and eat the cookie.

[Frelock]

Try to remember where I put my martian ray-gun, and search for it if I can't.

[MonkeyHead]

Boast about my maiming, try and find the ear, and turin it into some kind of wearable ornamet, say necklace. Might start a collection.

[Noodlerex]

KEEP SEARCHING!

[Megaman]

Jarl: [5+1-1] you find a pair of x-ray goggles.

Bob [1] You get out of the power-up scene butt naked. [5] Luckily, you managed to jump into the world's most conveniently placed bathroom before anyone noticed

Steve: [1] Opera Hitler is delivering a speech. he calls for the extermination of all super-funky-funk. The crowd goes into a frenzy. [5] Luckily, they don't notice you.

Jordan: [4] The pants begin to give, but aren't quite off yet! [2] You remember something about falling last night.

Lorn: [1] Someone's setting up a dirty bomb in the public park's fountain! [6] You're fully clothed. [4]Omnomnomnom cookie.

Blob Dood: [6] It was right in front of you the whole time. Stupid.

Karl: [2] You try to boast, but  the blood rushing out of your ear makes it difficult to say anything. [3-2] The massive blood loss makes it hard to think

Human Man: [4] There's the hand shop! Now all you have to do is go inside!

[Flintus10]

"Ah Opera Hitler, we meet again." Drop a beat and then whoop that jive turkey's ass

[Sinpwn]

Delete my genitalia and change my skin color to purple. Aid my super-friends in purging the world of evil.

[TCM]

Finally tear the pants off, and establish a rule that no one in our group should wear pants.

[Dave1004]

I'll put the X-ray goggles on, and use them to find something NICE...Try and get rid of my -1 debuff.

[Tiruin]

Push the bomb into the fountain, hoping the water will clean off its dirtyness and defuse it!