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Author Topic: UR A SOOP3R H3R0!  (Read 4520 times)

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Re: UR A SOOP3R H3R0!
« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2011, 05:15:38 am »

Posting to watch.
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Re: UR A SOOP3R H3R0!
« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2011, 04:25:38 pm »

Shoot something, just to check it still all works. Preferably low value and inanimate.

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Re: UR A SOOP3R H3R0!
« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2011, 06:24:33 pm »

Tindimar:[4-2] You're in your underpants.[3-2] You try to remember what happened before the party, but you collapse on the ground as your mind malfunctions.

Jordan:[4-2] Oh lord, it wasn't mayonnaise. IT WAS TARTAR SAUCE YOU WERE LICKING [5-2] Doesn't taste much worse, though. [2-2] You put pants on. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Bob:[4-2] You only DAMAGE line of sight. [2-2] You come out wearing nothing but a loin-cloth.

Blob guy:[2-2] You open the medicine cabinet and- OH MY GOD JC A BOMB. YOU HAS TWO TURNS TO DEFUSE!!!!!!

Jarl: [1-2+2] Somehow, despite you excellent luck, you end up on a page for Sam and Max. OH GOD MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(-1 to each roll, lack of will to live debuff)

Steve: [3-2] You try to approve of the party, but you end up just barfing all over the floor. Not cool bro. [4-2] You have a BLUE latex trench-coat and matching hat on.

Human Man: [1-2] You have no fingers. You're a flipper handed freak-child.

Karl: [3-2] The gun's jammed. Like, really jammed. Srsly.




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Re: UR A SOOP3R H3R0!
« Reply #33 on: December 21, 2011, 06:33:17 pm »

Groove my way out the front door and the hell away from that bomb!
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Re: UR A SOOP3R H3R0!
« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2011, 06:36:01 pm »

Look down the barrel of the gun in a comedy style to see whats down there... then, if practical, have a go at using the gun as an impromptu bat for getting rid of that bomb through a window or some such.

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« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2011, 08:23:23 pm »

run to the nearest hand shop, and then buy some with my munniez!
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Re: UR A SOOP3R H3R0!
« Reply #36 on: December 21, 2011, 08:30:28 pm »

Down some random pills to remove any bad effects. Lots of pills!
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Re: UR A SOOP3R H3R0!
« Reply #37 on: December 21, 2011, 08:47:40 pm »

Disable the detonator.
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Re: UR A SOOP3R H3R0!
« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2011, 09:28:17 pm »

Down some random pills to remove any bad effects. Lots of pills!
BTW, to prevent your power from being obscenely OP, actions like that will only add +1 to your roll.
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Re: UR A SOOP3R H3R0!
« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2011, 09:32:37 pm »

THROW THE BOMB INTO HAMMERSPACE.
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Re: UR A SOOP3R H3R0!
« Reply #40 on: December 21, 2011, 09:41:29 pm »

Down some random pills to remove any bad effects. Lots of pills!
BTW, to prevent your power from being obscenely OP, actions like that will only add +1 to your roll.

Huh, sure...It's kinda weak in the long run. I mean, if I picked, say, telekinesis, I could lift stuff and kill people with it. But for my Luck skill, it's very...Situational. Dodging a bullet wouldn't be luck, it'd be skill. Sure, finding a good pill would be luck, but avoiding a car wouldn't be.

Your call though, crazy dude :D
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Re: UR A SOOP3R H3R0!
« Reply #41 on: December 21, 2011, 09:57:07 pm »

Down some random pills to remove any bad effects. Lots of pills!
BTW, to prevent your power from being obscenely OP, actions like that will only add +1 to your roll.

Huh, sure...It's kinda weak in the long run. I mean, if I picked, say, telekinesis, I could lift stuff and kill people with it. But for my Luck skill, it's very...Situational. Dodging a bullet wouldn't be luck, it'd be skill. Sure, finding a good pill would be luck, but avoiding a car wouldn't be.

Your call though, crazy dude :D
Actually both would be part luck, the idiot with the gun could miss all-together, and lucky people wouldn't cross a street where they would get run over, that driver might have severe hand spasms and veer in the other direction.
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Re: UR A SOOP3R H3R0!
« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2011, 10:30:08 pm »

Down some random pills to remove any bad effects. Lots of pills!
BTW, to prevent your power from being obscenely OP, actions like that will only add +1 to your roll.

Huh, sure...It's kinda weak in the long run. I mean, if I picked, say, telekinesis, I could lift stuff and kill people with it. But for my Luck skill, it's very...Situational. Dodging a bullet wouldn't be luck, it'd be skill. Sure, finding a good pill would be luck, but avoiding a car wouldn't be.

Your call though, crazy dude :D
Actually both would be part luck, the idiot with the gun could miss all-together, and lucky people wouldn't cross a street where they would get run over, that driver might have severe hand spasms and veer in the other direction.

You have a strange view of luck, my friend xD. Eh, however it works is fine. Maybe I should have gone for the ability of incredible Moxiness...
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Re: UR A SOOP3R H3R0!
« Reply #43 on: December 22, 2011, 12:05:02 am »

My super hero guys name is Lorn, Tirindmar is his last name.

>Stare at bomb and try to warn everyone else of its presence. Exit building in a unique way if bomb does detonate, try to save others...in underpants.
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« Reply #44 on: December 22, 2011, 12:13:17 am »

>Activate panties special emergency anti-pants defenses.
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