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Author Topic: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17  (Read 8751 times)

olemars

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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #90 on: December 19, 2011, 05:43:09 pm »
The crying people are in Pyongyang. The rest are busy trying to find enough food to eat.
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #91 on: December 19, 2011, 05:45:54 pm »
Quote from: olemars on December 19, 2011, 05:43:09 pm
The crying people are in Pyongyang. The rest are busy trying to find enough food to eat.

They don't need food, the concentration camps provide that.
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #92 on: December 19, 2011, 05:47:15 pm »
Quote from: Max White on December 19, 2011, 05:26:07 pm
Do you at least have some sort of device that could be described as a bomb that only causes harm to biological beings, leaving behind all structures without messy radiation or chemical residue?
You mean a Neutron bomb? Granted, it does leave some radiation behind but that's relatively short-lived.
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #93 on: December 19, 2011, 05:49:07 pm »
Any damage to electrical circuits?
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #94 on: December 19, 2011, 06:15:11 pm »
Good thing he invented Hell, too.
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #95 on: December 19, 2011, 06:20:20 pm »
Quote from: olemars on December 19, 2011, 05:43:09 pm
The crying people are in Pyongyang. The rest are busy trying to find enough food to eat.

But who needs  food when you can bask in the Dear Leader's glory?!

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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #96 on: December 19, 2011, 06:26:20 pm »
 :'( :'( :'(
Who will play as Batman in the movies now!
 :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #97 on: December 19, 2011, 06:27:16 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 19, 2011, 05:31:58 pm
Quote from: Criptfeind on December 19, 2011, 05:30:28 pm
Were we working on a microwave based pain gun at one point?

Someone is, I think they've already finished its design and it's going to be frying civilians everywhere in 2012-2015  ::)
I think you mean the "Active Denial System". Not entirely a new concept, since the martians came up with it circa 1890.
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #98 on: December 19, 2011, 09:06:27 pm »
King John II is dead?
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #99 on: December 20, 2011, 12:18:55 am »
Yes. Very, very dead.
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #100 on: December 20, 2011, 09:24:30 am »
Quote from: Ogdibus on December 19, 2011, 09:06:27 pm
King John II is dead?

How can you honestly spell the Dear Leader's name wrong when it's in the title?
OFF TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMPS WITH YOU!! >:£
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #101 on: December 20, 2011, 09:58:05 am »
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #102 on: December 20, 2011, 10:00:01 am »
Quote from: palsch on December 20, 2011, 09:58:05 am
Quote from: Ogdibus on December 19, 2011, 09:06:27 pm
King John II is dead?
Are you getting your news from Rick Perry?

Who would be a scarier leader of a country that had nukes? Rick Perry or Kim Jong Un?
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #103 on: December 20, 2011, 10:33:37 am »
Quote from: Max White on December 19, 2011, 05:49:07 pm
Any damage to electrical circuits?

Only in Hollywood movies.

The thing most people don't realize about the neutron bomb is that it's basically an anti-tank weapon. And that it can still start fires.
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #104 on: December 20, 2011, 03:34:14 pm »
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