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Author Topic: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17  (Read 8735 times)

olemars

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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2011, 03:21:11 am »

Quote from: CIA world factbook
Life expectancy at birth:
total population: 68.89 years
I guess he didn't want to make the rest of the population look bad by living longer than them.
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2011, 03:48:14 am »

This means the end of Kim Jong Il looking at things. :S
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2011, 03:50:26 am »

This means the end of Kim Jong Il looking at things. :S

Oh, right :C!
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2011, 03:52:31 am »

This means the end of Kim Jong Il looking at things. :S

We still have photoshop, friend. There is hope.
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2011, 03:54:46 am »

If it doesn't work somehow, someone needs to start [his successor] looking at things.
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2011, 03:59:35 am »

Hey there olemars, what have you been up to? I haven't seen you around in a while.

Also, did you see the news anchors? Classy.
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2011, 04:11:40 am »

You know, I feel kind of sad, as if Hugh Laurie or Rowan Atkinson had died. I think I've laughed more with Kim Jong Il's antics than with both of them together, in fact.

Official cause of death: Physical and Mental Overwork. Shit, even on his  death certificate he manages to crack me up.

Anyway, I expect the North Koreans will say goodbye to this world class comedian the way he'd have liked it: with a ridiculous parade: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcFLu4HcyVY

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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2011, 04:14:53 am »

Aww, he died?

Team America: World Police wouldn't be as funny now that he's dead.

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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2011, 04:25:50 am »

If it doesn't work somehow, someone needs to start [his successor] looking at things.

http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com/
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2011, 04:27:04 am »

Finally...


Now lets hope this means better times in Korea. Crazy dictators can be fun to follow unless theres almost 30 million people starving.
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #25 on: December 19, 2011, 04:33:58 am »

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Too many high up North Koreans will probably be happy with the status quo to mess around too much. Mind you, who knows...

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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2011, 04:38:48 am »

Hey there olemars, what have you been up to? I haven't seen you around in a while.

Also, did you see the news anchors? Classy.

I watch from the shadows. Just haven't had much to contribute lately.

The NK news anchors? If you want an extra fill of them you should go here: http://www.elufa.net/krt-tv/houdou.html
All the Juche propaganda and newspeak you'll ever need.
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2011, 05:38:56 am »

My sister knows his grandson, hope the kid isn't too attached to his grandpa.


That said, I don't think much will change now, sure it will be less ridicilous for a while but after the new guy in power gets a bit drunk on it I'm pretty sure the comedy will start again.
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2011, 06:55:33 am »

Awww somebody beat me to making this topic.
I actually found out he was dead from a (de)motivational website
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Re: Kim Jong Il, Dead As Of 12/17
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2011, 07:19:43 am »

My sister knows his grandson, hope the kid isn't too attached to his grandpa.


That said, I don't think much will change now, sure it will be less ridicilous for a while but after the new guy in power gets a bit drunk on it I'm pretty sure the comedy will start again.

I'm jealous. How do you meet descendant of God-cum-insane dictator?
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