The figure was noticeably disappointed. "The way of things." He mimicked perfectly, "Am I the only sane one? I must be..." The figure faced the hound, "You have NOTHING to add?!" The hound ignored the figure, "Can you even talk? Ruff ruff, bow wow, aroooo?" the figure mocked, "What? Was it something I said? I'm sorry if my dogs' a little rusty. Hehehehe." The figure floated following the hound, "Hm.. maybe you're just ignoring me? But why would you do that? That... that's not very nice." The figure pretended to wipe tears from what would a rough estimation of were his eyes would be, if he had them. "Is that what you do? Ignore problems? Very serious problems, the type that need a good fixing." The figure shifted to in front of he hound, floating upside down, "But you're not really a fixer are you.. no.. no of course not, you destroy.. you break, you are a dog after all, and as wrinkly would say.." The figure cleared his throat and raised an authoritative finger mimicking the god of nature, "This... is the way of things." The figures voice shifted back to 'Normal', "Cause as we both know, or at least I know. It's perfectly natural for the apes to become undead blood suckers who need to be contained in a big walled area, it's the circle of life.. well heh.. death, or is it? I don't really know, mainly cause I don't care. Are you still ignoring me?" The figure crossed his arms, "How very very rude. Well I'm not leaving until you respond, maybe a bark? Perhaps a growl? Ooh a growl would be terrifying! Can you growl? Like this Grrrrrrrrrrr." The figure raised his hands like claws,"... No? No growl? Not even a little? Please for me? After all we've been through? Pleeeeeease? I'll be your best friend." The figure landed and strolled beside the hound, "Hm... you're one of those infinite patience types huh... yeah I know the type, the no nonsense stick in the mud types, Dolrael was one of those, though.. strangely not an actual stick in the mud as you'd think, seeing as he's the spirit of earth or something." The figured continued to ramble, "Well anyway my point being that, you may have infinite patience, but me.. me I have infinite energy, I don't sleep, I don't eat, I don't farfarate... I think I may have made that last one up... but see that's the brilliant part about it! You don't do those things either! SO.. there will never be a time were we are not having such a wonderful conversation as we are now! Isn't that great! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!" The figure sighed, "Whew.. so anyway what was I talking about? OH RIGHT! all the different type of rocks I've seen! Well there was this round grayish one and this more egg shaped one with blue spots, though that.. that may have been an egg, but anyway I've also seen some really big ones closer to the hills, and some flat ones at the bottom of rivers, so many at the bottom of rivers there was this one stone..."
Jilganhiem continues to do this until Slask stops ignoring him. If he (slask) wishes to speak, Jilganheim would assume he's speaking to him and interject constantly.
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Topic: Godhood V: Legacy of the Titans [RP] (Read 10752 times)