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[King DZA]

WEAPONIZE plastic model warhammer. Destroy the large elf with WEAPONIZED PLASTIC WARHAMMER.

I agree with this. You shall conquer these lands, with the plastic model warhammer as your weapon of choice. It may seem silly now, but in time, they shall come to fear it...

[UltraValican]

You grab the -plastic warhammer- and try to find th large elf.
You find him  enjoying a cup of *coffee* in the cafeteria
Large Elf: What the....
You smack the  elf with the warhammer.... He snatches the warammer out of your hands, and breaks it
He promptly trounces you, gives you a wedgee, then hoists you over a flagpole.
Large Elf: Next time I'm f*cking killing you!
That went nicely
Now your stuck on a flagpole and night is falling.... Night is when the Crackhead Snowmen come out to hunt.....

[Lillipad]

Quickly! Destroy all undergarments in the name of SCIENCE!!(and escape) and quickly find some drugs to feed our army-to-be of drug addicted snow/carrot/coal monstrosities!

[UltraValican]

Quickly! Destroy all undergarments in the name of SCIENCE!!(and escape) and quickly find some drugs to feed our army-to-be of drug addicted snow/carrot/coal monstrosities!

You would do that, you would soon freeze to death in the cold climate...

[King DZA]

Hmm...

Make a bunch of loud siren noises to alert someone that you're in need of assistance.

[Lillipad]

I never said to destroy all clothing. I said to destroy the undergarments since they've got us trapped, and will make us freeze to death anyway if we don't tear them off.

New suggestion >Yell for help, if something non-lethal shows up quickly find drugs after being taken down.

[UltraValican]

You yell for help, and a kindly snowman lets you down. You thank him,but he askas if you could spare a bit of crack.... You search around for some drugs but all you find is
1 syringe
1 strange potion
A copy of Twilight A reighndeer turd

[Lillipad]

Fill the syringe with some of the potion.

[fergus]

> Give the snowman the potion.

[~Neri]

Fallback plan is give him the syringe.

[Lillipad]

It hasn't been indicated that anything is in the syringe. I think before we do anything hasty(my plan included), we should check if anything's inside of it first.

Also, hurrah. I can finally access the site again.

[Skyrunner]

It hasn't been indicated that anything is in the syringe. I think before we do anything hasty(my plan included), we should check if anything's inside of it first.

Also, hurrah. I can finally access the site again.

Yeah, I was unable to get in for two days :/


The current agenda is
get a mana potion somehow and destroy tree I believe.

[fergus]

It hasn't been indicated that anything is in the syringe. I think before we do anything hasty(my plan included), we should check if anything's inside of it first.

Also, hurrah. I can finally access the site again.

Yeah, I was unable to get in for two days :/


The current agenda is
get a mana potion somehow and destroy tree I believe.

Wrong thread.

[Glacies]

It hasn't been indicated that anything is in the syringe. I think before we do anything hasty(my plan included), we should check if anything's inside of it first.

Also, hurrah. I can finally access the site again.

Yeah, I was unable to get in for two days :/


The current agenda is
get a mana potion somehow and destroy tree I believe.

Wrong thread.

The hell are you talking about? Makes sense to me.

[fergus]

It hasn't been indicated that anything is in the syringe. I think before we do anything hasty(my plan included), we should check if anything's inside of it first.

Also, hurrah. I can finally access the site again.

Yeah, I was unable to get in for two days :/


The current agenda is
get a mana potion somehow and destroy tree I believe.

Wrong thread.

The hell are you talking about? Makes sense to me.

Isn't this a better fit for the "You are a Necromancer!" thread? I don't think trees have even been mentioned here yet.