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Author Topic: You are an Enslaved Elf.  (Read 5945 times)

UltraValican

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You are an Enslaved Elf.
« on: December 16, 2011, 07:00:15 pm »
You have forgotten how long its been....since the fatman in red and his hooved warbeasts attacked your village and took your people as slaves. You've grown used to the gold climate of the north....
He forced you into humilating outfits and made you craft toys for spoiled brats....
Its december 20 in the humans time, an its time to rebel!
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Re: You are an Enslaved Elf.
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2011, 07:13:36 pm »
>RALLY ALL THE OTHER ELVES!
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Re: You are an Enslaved Elf.
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2011, 07:18:36 pm »
Strip naked as a sign of rebellion. Those silly clothes will disgrace you no more!
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Re: You are an Enslaved Elf.
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2011, 07:19:42 pm »
Use the toy making tools to make weapons.
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Re: You are an Enslaved Elf.
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2011, 07:26:03 pm »
Quote from: Skyrunner on December 16, 2011, 07:13:36 pm
>RALLY ALL THE OTHER ELVES!
"COME MY BRETHERAN WE SHALL OVERTHROW THE FAT MAN AND HIS ENFORCERS, WE SHALL FEAST UPON HIS RED FLESH"
The other elves throw you a mean stare, then return to their work. You hear a voice from behind you.
Large Elf” What the hell are you talking about... Uhhh.. what’s your name....oh well!"
The large elf kicks you squarely in the gonads.
Large Elf:” Now get back to work you freak, next time you pull sh*t like that your going to the asylum!"
The others are blissfully unaware of their bondage, they THINK they are happy, but YOU will show THEM ALL!!!!!!
WHAT IS YOUR NEW NAME!!!?

Quote from: Monkeyfacedprickleback on December 16, 2011, 07:19:42 pm
Use the toy making tools to make weapons.
A good idea, but the fatman makes you waste your ANCESTRAL WOOD SHAPING MAGIC on petty bauble.
Quote from: King DZA on December 16, 2011, 07:18:36 pm
Strip naked as a sign of rebellion. Those silly clothes will disgrace you no more!
You ponder this, but your too ashamed of your body to do that.
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Re: You are an Enslaved Elf.
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2011, 07:34:59 pm »
My name is Ozymandias, elf of elfs:
Look on my works, ye Large Elf, and despair!
Muhahaha!!
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Re: You are an Enslaved Elf.
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2011, 07:44:21 pm »
Your name? Santa.
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Re: You are an Enslaved Elf.
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2011, 07:54:30 pm »
Saint Hazleclous

Become dwarven, leave the elves to their suffering, they deserve it for being so pansy. Use your dwarvenness to kill the fat man.
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Re: You are an Enslaved Elf.
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2011, 07:56:23 pm »
Isn't Ozymandius a very dwarfy name?
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Re: You are an Enslaved Elf.
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2011, 07:59:42 pm »
Cacame the Second. 
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Re: You are an Enslaved Elf.
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2011, 08:07:26 pm »
You are Ozymandis, the second coming of the Philospher King Cacame.
You retreat to your Fortress of SOLITUDE AKA your room
Your Room's inventory-
One PC
A Bed
Conography(not a typo) starring Scouts Mother
A desk
A -pastic model warhammer-
Dinner starts at 10:00
Now...its time to acess your situation and come up with a plan, you need followers.
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Re: You are an Enslaved Elf.
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2011, 08:13:45 pm »
use your ANCESTRAL WOOD SHAPING MAGIC to make a wooden short sword.
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Re: You are an Enslaved Elf.
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2011, 08:17:37 pm »
WEAPONIZE plastic model warhammer. Destroy the large elf with WEAPONIZED PLASTIC WARHAMMER.
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Re: You are an Enslaved Elf.
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2011, 08:26:58 pm »
Quote from: Monkeyfacedprickleback on December 16, 2011, 08:13:45 pm
use your ANCESTRAL WOOD SHAPING MAGIC to make a wooden short sword.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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Re: You are an Enslaved Elf.
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2011, 08:29:38 pm »
Quote from: Lillipad on December 16, 2011, 08:17:37 pm
WEAPONIZE plastic model warhammer. Destroy the large elf with WEAPONIZED PLASTIC WARHAMMER.

Worth 40,000 maybe?
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