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[Loud Whispers]

In England, large plans are being orchestrated to cull the badger populations.

IT WILL END IN 2012 :O

O/c the rest of the world is still doomed though.

_{(In case you haven't guessed, I'm not serious about this ;P)}

[Necro910]

Solution in the US would be to give out more hunting licenses 

[Loud Whispers]

Solution in the US would be to give out more hunting licenses 

The Badgers in the US already have hunting licenses.

Guess what they hunt.

[Iton Ibrukrithzam]

British Solution: Organize to kill badgers.

American Solution: Stop refraining from killing badgers.

[Loud Whispers]

British Solution: Organize to kill badgers.

American Solution: Stop refraining from killing badgers.

What is this I don't even....

[wierd]

Strange.. my neck of the US doesn't have issues with badgers.

We have raccoons and opossum, and the occasional armadillo... even seen the rare red fox or two.. but no badgers.

Are you implying it is because other people are trying as hard as possible to nuke them from orbit before I can even see one? I mean, I knew my country was batshit crazy, but that's a little extreme, don't you think?

[Iton Ibrukrithzam]

Extreme?  No, it was comin' right for us!

[Loud Whispers]

Strange.. my neck of the US doesn't have issues with badgers.

We have raccoons and opossum, and the occasional armadillo... even seen the rare red fox or two.. but no badgers.

Are you implying it is because other people are trying as hard as possible to nuke them from orbit before I can even see one? I mean, I knew my country was batshit crazy, but that's a little extreme, don't you think?

Throughout history, there have been clues of mankind's struggle against badgers.

Mayans?
Badgers.
Randomstoriesthatmakenosensewhatsoeverlol?
Badgers.
Badgers?
Badgers.
Internet spam?
Badgers.
Black plague?
WRONG
Badgers.
The list goes on...

[Necro910]

British Solution: Organize to kill badgers.

American Solution: Stop refraining from killing badgers.

That's what I said, but I think Loudwhispers misinterpreted it 

British Solution: Organize to kill badgers.

American Solution: Stop refraining from killing badgers.

What is this I don't even....

Mass murder of animals=profit

Not mass murdering animals=deficit

I like profit. Would you like a coat? Or some shoes?

[Loud Whispers]

I will misinterpret everything I want to misinterpret.

British Solution: Organize to kill badgers.

Would you like a coat? Or some shoes?

I can connect these.

[kaenneth]

Speaking of pest animals, the rat trap in our attic finally caught 'rodney' (about 7 inches long, not including his tail)...

We had tried cheese, meat, etc as bait, what finaly got him was a peanut butter cup.

Turns out there IS a wrong way to eat a reeses.

[Necro910]

Speaking of pest animals, the rat trap in our attic finally caught 'rodney' (about 7 inches long, not including his tail)...

We had tried cheese, meat, etc as bait, what finaly got him was a peanut butter cup.

Turns out there IS a wrong way to eat a reeses.

Rats LOVE peanut butter. Works every time for me 

I will misinterpret everything I want to misinterpret.

British Solution: Organize to kill badgers.

Would you like a coat? Or some shoes?

I can connect these.

American Solution: Stop refraining from killing

British

I'm the guy that figured out Putnam's name 

[Loud Whispers]

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[Duntada Man]

See if England were a fortress, it would be a well run efficient fortress. Some industris may fall to the wayside, and there may be an occasional tantrum spiral, but overall the player is a reasonable fellow that genuinely wants as many dwarves as possible to live. Hence when something needs to get killed, the militia is organized and sent out with minimal lollygagging. It is also only sent out if completely necessary, say to deal with that rampaging badger swarm threatening to take over the map.

In 'murca our player is unbalanced. Every dwarf is in a ilitia of some sort, armed to the teeth, ready to tantrum spiral at the earliest sign it will get him that encrusted sock he must have.

The militia kills anything and everything in sight, ordered to or not. Insects? Murder. Badgers? Murder. Turtles? Murder.

The player is a little unhinged, but realizes he needs some dwarves to survive, or he'll have to reclaim. So he spends most of his time telling the outpost to stop killing everything, to little avail.

Then again, I tend to see everything like this anyway.

[Necro910]

See if England were a fortress, it would be a well run efficient fortress. Some industris may fall to the wayside, and there may be an occasional tantrum spiral, but overall the player is a reasonable fellow that genuinely wants as many dwarves as possible to live. Hence when something needs to get killed, the militia is organized and sent out with minimal lollygagging. It is also only sent out if completely necessary, say to deal with that rampaging badger swarm threatening to take over the map.

In 'murca our player is unbalanced. Every dwarf is in a ilitia of some sort, armed to the teeth, ready to tantrum spiral at the earliest sign it will get him that encrusted sock he must have.

The militia kills anything and everything in sight, ordered to or not. Insects? Murder. Badgers? Murder. Turtles? Murder.

The player is a little unhinged, but realizes he needs some dwarves to survive, or he'll have to reclaim. So he spends most of his time telling the outpost to stop killing everything, to little avail.

Then again, I tend to see everything like this anyway.

I approve of the USDF player

He sucks, but we get all our marksdorfz