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[UristMcHuman]

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

>Assasinate the pathetic plebian, steal his hat and put it on our collective heads.

You already have an enchanted helm. That metal thing is heavier than your leather one. Besides, it might be cursed. _{I roll a d10 for cursings or blessings. 2 or 1 is cursed, 9 or 10 is blessed, anything in between is uncursed.}

>Be overly dramatic.
>Strike this puny creature down with our mighty sword!

Acting dramatic will waste time and allow the Goblin to kill you. Our sword is a mere Short Sword, with no enchantments.

>Do it like a Dwarf would: slowly break him apart to get the the most experience out of the fight. Allow regeneration time as necessary so that the "training dummy" may be used for a longer time.

Unfortunately, combat isn't as interesting as it is in DF.

If the goblin stabs/slashes/throws a dagger/makes a horrendous enough joke.....
>Stab it
If the goblin cowers/doesn't attack/proves you're powerful/chaotic.........
>Negotiate it into your party

You can't talk to hostile creatures, unless you're Chaotic. You're Neutral.

>Blood for the blood god. Kill him. Destroy him. Take his XXKITTEN LEATHER CAPXX

Leather material isn't that specific. There are no specific Gods.

Stab in the chest. Neatly and quickly. Then feast on it's corpse.

You decide to engage in combat. Here we go.

You slash at the Goblin, but the hit chance die (d10) rolled a 2. You missed. The goblin stabs at you, rolled a 10--Direct Hit! The 3 damage it would have normally dealt is thrown up. You take 5 damage, but your armor drops it down to 1 damage taken.

What do you do Continue combat, or try and flee?

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Weapons
A +0 Short Sword [1d6] (right hand)
A +0 Dagger [1d4] (sheathed)

Armor
On Head: A +0 Leather Helm (1 AC)
On Hands: A +0 Set of Leather Gloves (1 AC)
On Arm: A +0 Wicker Shield (3 AC)
On Body: A +2 Leather Armor (4 AC)
About Body: A +1 Leather Cloak (2 AC)
On Legs: A +0 Pair of Cloth Pants (0 AC)
On Feet: A +0 Pair of Leather Shoes (1 AC)

Backpack
37 Gold Coins
4 Food Rations

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: War
Gender: Male
AC: 9

HP: 26/27
Str: 14
Int: 11
Wis: 5
Cha: 13

Not Hungry
Unencumbered
Dungeon Level: 1

Spoiler: Goblin (click to show/hide)

Inventory
Weapons
A Crude Dagger [1d3] (left hand)

Armor
On Head: An Iron Skull Cap (2 AC)

Stats
AC: 2
HP: 11/11

[fergus]

> Continue stabbing!

[Hubris Incalculable]

RAMMING SPEED!

[Zako]

Our armor will protect us, stab him again!

[Trapezohedron]

Type #techniques.

[UristMcHuman]

Our armor will protect us, stab him again!

You swing at the goblin again, and roll a 4, Its a hit, but you only deal 4 damage with the attack die. The goblin takes 3 damage through his armor. The goblin tries to stab you, gaining another Direct Hit. The 3 rolled goes up to 5, but your armor drops it back down to one.

What do you do

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Weapons
A +0 Short Sword [1d6] (right hand)
A +0 Dagger [1d4] (sheathed)

Armor
On Head: A +0 Leather Helm (1 AC)
On Hands: A +0 Set of Leather Gloves (1 AC)
On Arm: A +0 Wicker Shield (3 AC)
On Body: A +2 Leather Armor (4 AC)
About Body: A +1 Leather Cloak (2 AC)
On Legs: A +0 Pair of Cloth Pants (0 AC)
On Feet: A +0 Pair of Leather Shoes (1 AC)

Backpack
37 Gold Coins
4 Food Rations

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: War
Gender: Male
AC: 9

HP: 25/27
Str: 14
Int: 11
Wis: 5
Cha: 13

Not Hungry
Unencumbered
Dungeon Level: 1

Spoiler: Goblin (click to show/hide)

Inventory
Weapons
A Crude Dagger [1d3] (left hand)

Armor
On Head: An Iron Skull Cap (2 AC)

Stats
AC: 2
HP: 8/11

[The Fool]

Realize this goblin is pathetic, and continue slashing it until it's dead.

[Trapezohedron]

Spectacularly perform the unspectacular death slash.

[fergus]

> Continue stabbing until it's dead.

[UristMcHuman]

> Continue stabbing until it's dead.

Due to the fact that both of you are wearing armor, and that these rolls use actual dice, AND that each combat turn only posts one attack per creature, this may take a while.

[Ochita]

> Continue stabbing until it's dead.

Due to the fact that both of you are wearing armor, and that these rolls use actual dice, AND that each combat turn only posts one attack per creature, this may take a while.

Fast forward then, silly!

[Devling]

I suggest a better plan. Retreat round a corner, then wait in ambush. When the goblin comes in chase, punch to the throat.
LIKE A BOSS