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[Necro910]

Of course. I would never even think of commencing my supreme reign over the world without first taking the head of one of my dearest friendenemies.

And if you lose... the world goes into a fiery hell of no return. 

[King DZA]

Hmm, that's quite a bit of pressure, I'll admit.

I still don't doubt my abilities, though. After our legendary battle is over, and all that is left is a large crater where there was once a city or something, I'll limp over to you as you lay on the floor, resisting the pain of my many bloody wounds and broken bones. And, before I strike the final blow, I will kneel down next to you, and whisper into your ear...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I prefer muffins.

That's my plan, anyway...

[UltraValican]

Then my orc army kills you while I do coke off an elven hooker's back.
Just as planned.

[King DZA]

Oh, don't be silly. I expect nearly all other opposition to be eliminated by the time I go against Necro. Your orc soldiers and elven hookers will be taken care of far before that point.

[Necro910]

Hmm, that's quite bit a pressure, I'll admit.

I still don't doubt my abilities, though. After our legendary battle is over, and all that is left is a large crater where there was once a city or something, I'll limp over to you as you lay on the floor, resisting the pain of my many bloody wounds and broken bones. And, before I strike the final blow, I will kneel down next to you, and whisper into your ear...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I prefer muffins.

That's my plan, anyway...

And neither do I 

I probably would have gone mad by that point in time and started... hobbies. I would likely preserve your right hand and your head as a trophy. ... and Now I want to write a grimdark.

I would too if I had a picture of my OC up so people can picture me as him 

Oh, don't be silly. I expect nearly all other opposition to be eliminated by the time I go against Necro. Your orc soldiers and elven hookers will be taken care of far before that point.

Didn't we agree in the previous thread that we wouldn't fight eachother until the opposition is gone?

Besides, an orken army can't stand a radiological bomb 
Oh, who are these nice gentlemen in suits on my porch?

[King DZA]

Didn't we agree in the previous thread that we wouldn't fight eachother until the opposition is gone?

Besides, an orken army can't stand a radiological bomb 
Oh, who are these nice gentlemen in suits on my porch?

Hm, you may be right. Though I forget whether or not LoudWhispers was in on that, too.

Oh my, it seems like we can't reside in the same thread these days without it either turning into a pony rampage(or have you completely given ponies up, now?), or a debate about whose hands the fate of the world will be in.

That said, I enjoy that fact that we can discuss future plans to murder eachother in a friendly and civilized manor.

[Necro910]

Didn't we agree in the previous thread that we wouldn't fight eachother until the opposition is gone?

Besides, an orken army can't stand a radiological bomb 
Oh, who are these nice gentlemen in suits on my porch?

Hm, you may be right. Though I forget whether or not LoudWhispers was in on that, too.

Oh my, it seems like we can't reside in the same thread these days without it either turning into a pony rampage(or have you completely given ponies up, now?), or a debate about whose hands the fate of the world will be in.

That said, I enjoy that fact that we can discuss future plans to murder eachother in a friendly and civilized manor.

Toady said to cut out the derailme- GOD DAMN IT. Anyhow, most of my bronydom is now directed at the forum that the Bay12ers made.

Only at Bay12 you can have a civil discussion about murdering one another 

[UltraValican]

Oh, don't be silly. I expect nearly all other opposition to be eliminated by the time I go against Necro. Your orc soldiers and elven hookers will be taken care of far before that point.

NOT THE HOOKERS ANYONE BUT THE HOOKERS

[Necro910]

Oh, don't be silly. I expect nearly all other opposition to be eliminated by the time I go against Necro. Your orc soldiers and elven hookers will be taken care of far before that point.

NOT THE CUPCAKES ANYONE BUT THE CUPCAKES

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[Iton Ibrukrithzam]

Well it's not to be cruel or anything, It's just because I feel bad about having the corpses of fallen opponents rot away in my refuse stockpile. They march all the way out to my little ol' DeathMaze to fight for their cause, and despite their(presumably) good intentions, most of those brave little warriors end up as rotting bags of flesh in the dirt. Well no such nonsense shall occur in my land!

So, by consuming their bodies, I am helping to continue the circle of life, and ensuring that no one goes to waste away dishonorably. Also, it will help to reconcile the long standing hatred between dwarves and elves, which means a more peaceful world overall.

It's all for the best, really.

Yes, circle of life or some crap.  Totally why I do it.  I respect the great beauty of earth or whatever.

Then my elven army kills you while I do coke off an orcish hooker's back.
Just as planned.

I like your style.  Are you making that coke from bituminous coal or lignite?

[UltraValican]

Both, mixed in with a pinch of longland flour.

[Necro910]

This thread went from the ethics of modding, to a discussion of how we're going to murder eachother, to COCAINE AND COCAINE ACCESSORIES

I love Bay12

[Meta The Golem]

don't forget my lone fortress, i will hate the elves till all of time and i will go against your rule until Monom's last breath! FEAR MY COTTON CANDY BLADES! I SHALL CONSUME THE WORLD IN HELL FIRE SOON ENOUGH MUAHAHAHAHAHA! (Monom is the dwarfs fortress director, he runs everything, including the medical ward, the law, and the book-keeping and is in the manager position so HA) (stupid stupid stupid i tried to de-age him to make him last longer but NOOO) oh BTW i gave the elves a ton of diamonds and shit so i don't get obliterated so early, but don't worry i'll make more blades soon enough, i'm at level 3-something for the pop.

[Meta The Golem]

hey some one get to work on making drugs! we can replace the beer with it and see what happens!

[Necro910]

hey some one get to work on making drugs! we can replace the beer with it and see what happens!

Someone made working cigars that satisfy the need for alcohol, but don't count as food/drink. They also cause syndromes in Corrosion, so you could work off of that and lead to heart necrosis