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Do you want a dead hooker arm sow on our guy

Hell yea
- 11 (78.6%)
Fuck no
- 3 (21.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: December 16, 2011, 07:43:36 pm


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Author Topic: You are a zombie  (Read 6794 times)

Loud Whispers

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #30 on: December 14, 2011, 03:32:36 pm »

Sure, I can draw a zombie with a top hat. Should I include the arm? :P

Knife him. Chances are he'll aim for the center of mass. You don't need to kill everyone. If he doesn't run, kill him.

Self defence. Stab him with the watch. And maybe eat his spleen.

The Fool

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #31 on: December 14, 2011, 03:42:19 pm »

Since probably no one saw what I edited in, what is the zombie wearing? Standard business suit?

Does he have a slouch? I don't think that ever came up either.
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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #32 on: December 14, 2011, 03:45:46 pm »

Eating him would be a good idea.

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #33 on: December 14, 2011, 03:49:10 pm »

I would like him to look like a suit, monocle, Tophat and a scar over his left eye
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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #34 on: December 14, 2011, 04:01:03 pm »

Hold your hands in the air and walk over towards him. When you are close enough, lunge at him and OM NOM NOM.
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King DZA

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #35 on: December 14, 2011, 04:27:38 pm »

Nonchalantly walk over to him, and bitch slap him with our hooker arm.

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #36 on: December 14, 2011, 04:46:35 pm »

Nonchalantly walk over to him, and bitch slap him with our hooker arm.

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Evilsx

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #37 on: December 14, 2011, 05:09:42 pm »

You grab your pocket knife and try to thown it at the Robber chest, you just miss but it lands in the dick, he screams "FUCK!" you then run up and start attack him with the hooker arm, rending him unconscious, you search him to see he has some really useful:
-Army Knife
-Phone
-Face cover

He seem to seem like chickern......
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1 Hour later
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I feel like....I know how to use Pistol.
What should i do now?

Level:2
Mutation:1.5
Name:Marcus Johnson
Gender:Male
Items: Clothes, Top hat, Wallet, Hooker arm, Army knife, Sewing kit, Wirst Watch, Monocle, Phone, Face cover.
Skill:Basic Pistol

*Just to note that that every time you Level up you will get a new skill but if you guy want to vote on what new skills he get just post in the fourm.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2011, 05:14:48 pm by Evilsx »
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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #38 on: December 14, 2011, 05:15:54 pm »

What the person below me said.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2011, 05:48:39 pm by The Fool »
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Loud Whispers

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #39 on: December 14, 2011, 05:43:08 pm »

Look for a shovel, a potato, a computer, a remote control car, a microphone, a camera, speakers, pipes and lighter fuel.

Shit's about to get mentleganly.

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #40 on: December 14, 2011, 06:11:50 pm »

Know what I bet would really help us while searching for all that? A dead hooker's arm sewn onto our chest.

Loud Whispers

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #41 on: December 14, 2011, 06:12:49 pm »

Know what I bet would really help us while searching for all that? A dead hooker's arm sewn onto our chest.

You want another dead hooker's arm sewn onto our chest? ???

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #42 on: December 14, 2011, 06:14:17 pm »

I have a feeling that my picture isn't going to work out at this point. I'm about two hours into this, and I don't think it looks right at all. Sorry about that.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #43 on: December 14, 2011, 06:17:32 pm »

I have a feeling that my picture isn't going to work out at this point. I'm about two hours into this, and I don't think it looks right at all. Sorry about that.

No problems, WE ARE DF PLAYERS :D

I will settle for a purple U.

King DZA

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #44 on: December 14, 2011, 06:21:07 pm »

Know what I bet would really help us while searching for all that? A dead hooker's arm sewn onto our chest.

You want another dead hooker's arm sewn onto our chest? ???

Was the first one sewn on already? Must have missed that...

However, if we happen to find another dead hooker arm laying around somewhere, I wouldn't be against it.
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