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[freeformschooler]

So how many eelies are there now?

Is that a question or a quaxetion? If the former, it's just the two, like previously stated when you first saw them.

[Hitty40]

So how many eelies are there now?

Two are still alive, one with 2 HP left.


Anyways, axe the 2 HP Eely and do not retreat, but advance In the opposite direction.

[Criptfeind]

Assuming the game works like dreadmor, and assuming we get average damage, we could kill both eels. But have like one HP left.

So. Yeah. Kill the one and retreat.

[freeformschooler]

Assuming the game works like dreadmor, and assuming we get average damage, we could kill both eels. But have like one HP left.

So. Yeah. Kill the one and retreat.

It does not work precisely like Dredmor at all. In fact, I couldn't find the exact HP and stuff on the Dredmor wiki, so I stat the enemies on my own terms, with dice for HP, hidden AC, and all that. I wouldn't recommend trying to metagame this. Either way, one last update later.

[freeformschooler]

You chop the nearest EELY in twain and gun it back to the river room. The other EELY screams: "NOOOOOOOOO!" Dramatic music plays as the camera zooms on him then snaps back to you. After 5 seconds, the audience forgets about the other EELY. You have gained 15 EXP!

The one remaining door - which was not entirely wood - seems depressed about not being the most wooden. Perhaps you should try to cheer it up?


Name: Lucy Pooplord
HP: 15/30
Level: 2 [15/50]
Sidequests: Kill the MEDIUM LUNGFISH CHILD OF EEK
Stats:
STR 11 (+0)
DEX 12 (+1)
INT 11 (+0)
AC 7
Skills: Axe: The Axening, Eyebrow Enlargement Surgery
Abilities:
Items: Wooden Axe (wielded), Suspiciously Heroic Armor (worn)

[The Fool]

Go through the non-wooden door (open or closed, it's up to you ), and head inside.

[Criptfeind]

Spam the space button until we are healed.

[Aklyon]

Spam the space button until we are healed.

Away from the eelies, of course.

[freeformschooler]

You spam the SPACE BAR until your healed. However, after healing 5 HP, Lucy cancels heal: interrupted by monster spawn! You see a group of three REGULAR BLOBBIES advancing on you from the north wall. You realize that you have time to head into the EASTERN ROOM before they get here.

You kick down the EASTERN DOOR. Inside is a SPELLCRAFTER'S TOOLKIT, plus a QUARTZ stone and a DIAMOND. The BLOBBIES follow you still!


Name: Lucy Pooplord
HP: 20/30
Level: 2 [15/50]
Sidequests: Kill the MEDIUM LUNGFISH CHILD OF EEK
Stats:
STR 11 (+0)
DEX 12 (+1)
INT 11 (+0)
AC 7
Skills: Axe: The Axening, Eyebrow Enlargement Surgery
Abilities:
Items: Wooden Axe (wielded), Suspiciously Heroic Armor (worn)

[10ebbor10]

Use the spell crafter tool kit somehow
Also, put the door back, It hasn't done anything wrong yet.(Also, those baddies like bashing down doors to)

[The Fool]

Put the door back in place, and axe the blobbies as they try to break down the door.

[applesauce machine]

Put the door back in place, and axe the blobbies why they try to break down the door as they try to break down the door.

FTFY.

[Criptfeind]

Ignore that crazy talk of doors.

Get into a position where they can only come at us one at a time so their numbers will count for nothing!

[freeformschooler]

You stop and considering axing the BLOBBIES a few questions, but one of them sees you and starts talking to the others.

"Dangit, Dave! I thought we were promoted!" The first BLOBBY bounces up and down, seething with rage.

Dave recoiles. "We did, Kyle! Look, the chick is clearly higher than level 0. Am I right or am I right? Can't we just take her out?"

"But we've been doing this for months! I'm starting to get the idea that Boss doesn't want us on FLOOR 2."

The third BLOBBY speaks: "Look, she's getting away! Will you two buffoons get your act together or what?"

You take advantage of the opportunity by repairing the WOODEN DOOR on the western side of the room. After that, you pick up the SPELLCRAFTER'S TOOLKIT and try to do something with it. However, pressing the only button on it just lights up a small LCD with the words 'INSERT ITEM'.


Name: Lucy Pooplord
HP: 20/30
Level: 2 [15/50]
Sidequests: Kill the MEDIUM LUNGFISH CHILD OF EEK
Stats:
STR 11 (+0)
DEX 12 (+1)
INT 11 (+0)
AC 7
Skills: Axe: The Axening, Eyebrow Enlargement Surgery
Abilities:
Items: Wooden Axe (wielded), Suspiciously Heroic Armor (worn), Spellcrafter's Toolkit

[Criptfeind]

To Thermopylae!