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[Aklyon]

Axe if its lost or not.

[Criptfeind]

Kill it.

[Hitty40]

Use the axe like a baseball bat and bat the Batty out of the sky like it was a baseball!

[Bdthemag]

Axe the bat why you keep using these axe puns.

[freeformschooler]

You axe the BATTY if it's lost. It replies by getting stuck on your axe. You think this is a sufficient reply.

You have gained the required EXP to advance to the second level. You have leveled up! You must choose between the following skills:

Axecution: You can make your enemies walk the green mile. Except it happens all at once, so it's more like a red mile with green spots. +2 to STR, +1 to all damage rolls with axe attacks.
Pyromaniaxe: Did you know that having flaming weapons is an easy way to become at least 50% more badass? Because it is. You can cast a PROMETHEAN SPELL on your axe weapons, temporarily setting them alight and causing them to do 1d4 extra damage per attack.
Eyebrow Enlargement Surgery: You retroactively have even LARGER eyebrows, enabling you to see farther than you already could and granting you +1 to DEX and +1 to AC.


Name: Lucy Pooplord
HP: 22/30
Level: 2 [0/50]
Sidequests: Kill the MEDIUM LUNGFISH CHILD OF EEK
Stats:
STR 10 (+0)
DEX 10 (+0)
INT 10 (+0)
AC 5
Skills: Axe: The Axening
Abilities:
Items: Wooden Axe (wielded), Lutefisk

[The Fool]

With pyromaniaxe, is the spell free, and can you cast it at will?

[freeformschooler]

With pyromaniaxe, is the spell free, and can you cast it at will?

It is free until the GM decides to force you to have spell points.

[Zako]

It's either Axecution or the surgery, I'm going for Eyebrow Enlargement Surgery.

Use our newly improved eyebrows of AWESOME to scout the area around us!

[Criptfeind]

I'm going for Eyebrow Enlargement Surgery.

[The Fool]

I'm going for Eyebrow Enlargement Surgery.

Soon enough you and your eyebrows can be an axe-wielding surgeon specializing in head removal. I agree the eyebrows need to be bigger.

[freeformschooler]

You add EYEBROW ENLARGEMENT SURGERY to your skill list. Some might ask, "But Lucy, how is that a skill?" You would reply with, "My dears, if your eyebrows are large enough, anything can be a skill."

Meanwhile, you head north around the corridor you were about to explore before you axed the BATTY a question. It leads to a small island of stone, surrounded by water, on which there is a set of SUSPICIOUSLY HEROIC ARMOR. It is SUSPICIOUS because you have no idea why an EEEEVIL lord would keep anything HEROIC just lying around in his dungeon.


Name: Lucy Pooplord
HP: 22/30
Level: 2 [0/50]
Sidequests: Kill the MEDIUM LUNGFISH CHILD OF EEK
Stats:
STR 10 (+0)
DEX 11 (+0)
INT 10 (+0)
AC 6
Skills: Axe: The Axening, Eyebrow Enlargement Surgery
Abilities:
Items: Wooden Axe (wielded), Lutefisk

[Zako]

Hey, you haven't increased our stats! DO ET NAO!!

Also, scan the entire area with our massive eyebrows for more stuff!

[cerapa]

Hey, you haven't increased our stats! DO ET NAO!!

Also, scan the entire area with our massive eyebrows for more stuff!

Eyebrow scan.

That sounds funny.

[Aklyon]

I think Dredmor trapped an aquaphobic adventurer there, and now just his armor is left for some reason. May or maynot actually be heroic armor, depending on whether said adventurer was actually heroic.

[Criptfeind]

Keep going.