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Author Topic: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.  (Read 8684 times)

10ebbor10

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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #30 on: December 13, 2011, 12:48:23 pm »

Unhinge the door in the west, Use it as a surfboard to get the Holy grail of axes

Check the water for nasties first though.( Also remember to swim, or surf for that matter)
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #31 on: December 13, 2011, 01:16:23 pm »

Always explore every room fully.
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2011, 02:00:05 pm »

You try to unhinge the door to the west, but your EYEBROW VISION is insufficient to see any door to the west. You travel west across the water to find a door to use as a surfboard.

As you travel, you notice a JERKFISH poking its head out of the water. JERKFISH are like LUNGFISH, except they're JERKS. The JERKFISH spits at you. It misses, though. You sure are glad you weren't swimming, or that JERKFISH would have probably bitten you, being a JERK and all.



Name: Lucy Pooplord
HP: 25/25
Level: 1 [5/20]
Sidequests: Kill the MEDIUM LUNGFISH CHILD OF EEK
Stats:
STR 10 (+0)
DEX 10 (+0)
INT 10 (+0)
AC 5
Skills: Axe: The Axening
Abilities:
Items: Wooden Axe (wielded), Lutefisk
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2011, 02:08:06 pm »

Sidequestia statue is actually named Inconsequentia in DoD, freeform. Anyway, Axe the Jerkfish why it spit at us.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2011, 02:09:49 pm »

Axe the Jerkfish why it spit at us.

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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2011, 02:31:43 pm »

The JERKFISH sure is a jerk. You axe it why it spit at you. It replies thusly: "you look like you could use a lobotomy". Which is to say that it did not say that; rather, it took four damage from your original quextion. It swims away to the side.

You follow it, finally noticing both a WESTERN DOOR and a path leading north around some walls around the water which is around your current location. There might be items behind it. The JERKFISH, upon observing you following it, spits at you again, dealing six damage. What a jerk.



Name: Lucy Pooplord
HP: 19/25
Level: 1 [5/20]
Sidequests: Kill the MEDIUM LUNGFISH CHILD OF EEK
Stats:
STR 10 (+0)
DEX 10 (+0)
INT 10 (+0)
AC 5
Skills: Axe: The Axening
Abilities:
Items: Wooden Axe (wielded), Lutefisk

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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2011, 02:38:04 pm »

Unhinge the door in the west, Use it as a surfboard to get the Holy grail of axes

Check the water for nasties first though.( Also remember to swim, or surf for that matter)
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2011, 02:40:08 pm »

>Follow that NORTHERN PATH and loot any items, fridges, chests, and grills that are there, and HEROICALLY VANDALIZE any statues that you can.
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #38 on: December 13, 2011, 02:40:21 pm »

Tell the fish to stop being such an axecessive jerk and to get back here. When you are done doing that, pick up the door, and go door-surfing.

There are only so many axe puns to make.
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #39 on: December 13, 2011, 02:42:08 pm »

Axe the lutefish with the flat side of the axe hard enough that it would knock the HOLY GRAIL OF AXES onto the door, if we don't use it to just walk over to it. Also do what The Fool said.
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2011, 03:17:27 pm »

>applesauce: be on steam



You tell the JERKFISH to stop being such a- oh, whoops. Looks like you already killed it in just two AXE PUNS, the second of which you didn't have time to complete. You gain 10 EXP! You still need 5 to attain the FABLED SECOND LEVEL.

The JERKFISH's corpse sinks into the water, so you can't just punt it into the HOLY GRAIL OF AXES. You smash the WESTERN DOOR, causing it to turn into four individual DOOR PIECES, one of which is large enough to be used as a SURFBOARD. You pick up the DOORBOARD, start running towards the water separating you from the somewhat high-up HOLY GRAIL OF AXES, and jump onto said water with the DOORBOARD at your feet. Upon hitting the water, however, the DOORBOARD shatters, causing you to fall in the water.

You remember how to swim, but the whole event has arbitrarily caused you to lose 2 HP. You climb back up onto the not-so-high-up regular floor that you were previously on.

Well, that's one plan down.



Name: Lucy Pooplord
HP: 17/25
Level: 1 [15/20]
Sidequests: Kill the MEDIUM LUNGFISH CHILD OF EEK
Stats:
STR 10 (+0)
DEX 10 (+0)
INT 10 (+0)
AC 5
Skills: Axe: The Axening
Abilities:
Items: Wooden Axe (wielded), Lutefisk
« Last Edit: December 13, 2011, 07:20:56 pm by freeformschooler »
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2011, 03:51:35 pm »

Make a doarboat and peddle
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2011, 03:59:41 pm »

Piff........

Nah. Go find something to kill.
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2011, 04:15:45 pm »

You begin looking for something else to kill. You head west once again, turning up around the northern path. You don't find anything to kill up there, either. Instead, something to kill finds you!

You feel something take a swing at you, but they narrowly miss. You turn to face them, and find that it is, in fact, a BATTY! BATTIES are the most adorable of all baddies. You don't know anyone can bring themselves to kill them. Except for ruthless, loot-driven adventurers such as yourself, of course.



Name: Lucy Pooplord
HP: 17/25
Level: 1 [15/20]
Sidequests: Kill the MEDIUM LUNGFISH CHILD OF EEK
Stats:
STR 10 (+0)
DEX 10 (+0)
INT 10 (+0)
AC 5
Skills: Axe: The Axening
Abilities:
Items: Wooden Axe (wielded), Lutefisk
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2011, 04:19:28 pm »

Bat the axe! ...I mean axe the bat!
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