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[Jacob/Lee]

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Wouldn't you just love having this dwarf lead your armies against the forces of evil?

[yamgrenade]

The syrups that confine him is rum

[Necro910]

I officially support him as general.

[acetech09]

I think that's a bug - redundant statements such as 'drunk dwarf' should be removed.

[tommy521]

I think that's a bug - redundant statements such as 'drunk dwarf' should be removed.

It's kind of like saying pansy elf isn't it?

[Necro910]

I think that's a bug - redundant statements such as 'drunk dwarf' should be removed.

It's kind of like saying pansy elf isn't it?

Eeyup.

[Powder Miner]

Wait, crap, I think that means he's sober.
I think he thinks it'll make his mind clearer.

Also, pansy elf is not redundant.
Reasons:
Mods
Cacame

[Necro910]

Wait, crap, I think that means he's sober.
I think he thinks it'll make his mind clearer.

Also, pansy elf is not redundant.
Reasons:
Mods
Cacame

Modded elves aren't true elves, they're modded elves. Like modding in... sober dwarves *shiver*

Whether or not Cacame should be considered an elf is up to debate. He is in either case not considered a pansy.

[Jacob/Lee]

The dwarves made an exception the the "elf = pansy" rule when Cacame came around and killed so much. He was such an epic elf even the dwarves honored him and named him one of their own.

That is the only exception to the rule and it will always be the only one.

[Powder Miner]

Well, maybe the only exception. We'll see if that rule last the sands of time.

[Duntada Man]

Cacame ceased to be an elf when he became awesome. In much the same way one ceases to be a peasant when knighted by a king. It is a higher state of being. Whatever you were in the past is gone and dead, now there is only a warrior in its place, proving worth not be how one looks, but by how much unrighteous blood can be spilled in a night.

Also, I thought "Drunk" was a special place of honor among dwarves. The best part, being used to consuming unusually large amounts of rum even by dorf standards, he can challenge enemies to a drinking contest before battle. Then while the enemy passes out drunk, he can still be dancing naked on the table giving unclear orders to his men to shut up because he'll say when he's had enough before finally watching the ettin die of alcohol poisoning, then chalking it up to military brilliance.

[Loud Whispers]

The Dwarven King has declared every day be Plump Helmet day!

Also, he's declared war on everyone.

And you know he's really drunk when the Dwarves consider him drunk.

[Karnewarrior]

I have this image of an olympic swimming pool of Dwarven Ale, with some goblins swimming across, and then this dwarf walks up and opens his mouth just a little too wide. It's like a black hole, a sideways whirlpool, drawing the goblins in inextricably to their acidy, tiny doom inside his gargantuan stomach.

That dwarf's liver must be the size of arkansas.

[evileeyore]

Whether or not Cacame should be considered an elf is up to debate. He is in either case not considered a pansy.

I'm pretty sure Cacame was lava magma.


The purest expression of magma as a philosophy incarnated into a dwarfanoid form.

[Madventurer]

If even dwarves call him "Drunk", how much he does actually drink? He must own a private brewery!