You look upon the rather large steamed troll.
It looks even more delicious than before. You start nomming on his body, quickly digging to his spleen, which you then ravenously consume. It is even more delicious than the troll looked. And you are getting sick of the word "delicious" so you decide to call it tasty.
You attempt to look up, but discover that you are in fact inside a troll now. Its insides go squish and you go ewwww.
You found out that spleens are rather tasty and gain 1 ZXP, which is zombie XP, and totally different from regular XP, which you also have. You gain a zombie level and get a choice of 3 zombie traits and you health is increased by 10.
1)What Is This I Dont Even
You have the ability to control the body of something you have killed when you are inside them. Naturally this only works on things that are larger than you or things that are extremely stretchy. For practical purposes it gives you extra health and the hosts physical abilities for the period of time when you are inside something.
2)Too Much Chili
Spleens are spicy and you are not completely sure you are not inside a cartoon, therefore you can shoot steam out of your ears, and mouth, and nose and....other...orifices. You can store 5 charges and gain back this power by eating spleens.
3) Elite zombie demonologist
With all your powers combined, you can become captain
DESTROYER OF WORLDS, ALL WILL PERISH BEFORE YOU. This uses up 2 elitists points, a shitton of demonic power and 10 HP, but gives you greatly increased abilities for a short time.
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health:
35/35Level: 2 [22/40]
ZLevel: 1 [0/20]
Elitist Points: 3/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe
Traits:
- Disc Magic: You can cast spells from various combinations of TECHNICAL MACHINES. Yes, they are straight out of Pokemon, why do you ask?
- Possessed by the Devil: Unlike what The Exorcist might tell you, this does not give you the ability to spin your head 360 degrees. It however lets you use a fragment of your power through the person you possess.
- Zombie: You are a zombie. One of those fast ones, not the slow lumbering ones. You also do not feel the craving for brain...its actualy prettSPLEEEEENS......spleens....ragh...spleens