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Muttonhawk

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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2011, 01:54:20 am »

Monitors are lizards. Basically miniature komodo dragons. If by miniature i still meant longer than a meter and angry
Yeah, I've seen them, The fact that they left the word lizard out is what confused me most.
Sometimes Toady does these things for a reason. Take crundles for example...
Crundle soap, crundle roasts, crundle extract, crundle blood barrels, tame pet crundles, crundle bombs, rubbing up against crundles in confined areas, crundle attacks out of the blue!
Oh god! I didn't realise that before now!
What have you done!

And thus another thread jumps off the tracks and into the bog of crundley obscurity.
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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2011, 02:25:56 pm »

into the bog of crundley obscurity.

Taken out of context...

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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2011, 06:33:42 pm »

into the bog of crundley obscurity.

Taken out of context...
I counter your derail with my own derail!
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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2011, 09:17:25 pm »

Spiderman+Crundles= Forgotten Beast.

Beware it's deadly wisecracks.
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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2011, 09:36:26 am »

Spiderman+Crundles= Forgotten Beast.

Beware it's deadly wisecracks.
Okay, even by my low (wife says extremely low) standards for jokes, that was bad.
*hands Triaxx2 a small bronze statue of a crundle with a blue ribbon :D
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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2011, 10:33:36 am »

First I thought was Monitor from Halo... xD (RERAILED)
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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2011, 11:48:35 am »

Thank you.
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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2011, 08:50:10 am »

Spiderman+Crundles= Forgotten Beast.

Beware it's deadly wisecracks.

Frankly if we had an eight legged super crundle i would be more worried about the other crack, not the wise one, the hairy one thats next to its' crundle.
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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2011, 08:52:26 am »

into the bog of crundley obscurity.

Taken out of context...

Have you? Have you really?
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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2011, 01:53:12 pm »

into the bog of crundley obscurity.

Taken out of context...

Have you? Have you really?

Yes, yes I have.

Spiderman+Crundles= Forgotten Beast.

Beware it's deadly wisecracks.

Frankly if we had an eight legged super crundle i would be more worried about the other crack, not the wise one, the hairy one thats next to its' crundle.

Crundleception. Where is the brainasbestos.

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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2011, 05:25:13 pm »

Not OP: Lmao.
OP: A monitor is what everybody called computer screens back before flatscreens were invented. You have chanced upon a computer screen with external ribs, four short horns and chocolate scales. If you're lucky, it may also have flower stickers on it.
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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2011, 09:29:58 pm »

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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2011, 10:41:45 pm »

Thread requires more autotuned pimps.

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« Last Edit: December 16, 2011, 10:45:19 pm by Mrhappyface »
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Re: A monitor?
« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2011, 10:42:30 pm »

Not what I was going for, but that'll do necro, that'll do  ;)

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