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[applesauce machine]

This is meant to be a quick-paced forum game. Quick-paced meaning that I can create each small update quickly, as I have no fixed schedule as to when I will be able to access me summa dem internets.

You are trapped in a DESERT. You are a FALLEN HALF-ANGEL HALF-DEMON. Under normal CIRCUMSTANCES, you would be able to FLY out of a place like this without any trouble, leaving behind you a glistening trail of ANGELIC MAGIC, but these are not normal CIRCUMSTANCES. Due to powers beyond your control (which is unusual because you have like six different powers), you are stuck here. You could--

Wait, what was your super-neat name again?

[Roboboy33]

Blayfare Condigous

[freeformschooler]

Mysteria Beiber

[Hubris Incalculable]

Barzuel Kadinga

[Yoink]

Arsarxus the Quibbling Plunderer of Bottoms.

[applesauce machine]

Oh right, of course, you are called Mysteriarsarxus "Kadinga" Condigous Barzuel Beiber. You were given this cool name by your DEMON MOTHER and ANGEL FATHER when you were born exactly one thousand years ago.
As just mentioned, you are stranded in a DESERT. While you are unable to get out on your own, you can always contact one of your many BEST FRIENDS FOREVER, as you are well-loved by everyone ever and are thus highly POPULAR.

But...

...which BEST FRIEND FOREVER will you contact?

[Kestrel_6]

Jesus. Or Chuck Norris

[Hubris Incalculable]

Either Floaty Blue or Evil Purple. Not Furry Pink. Anyone but.

[Powder Miner]

FURRY PINK. DO IT! DOO ITTT!

[freeformschooler]

Definitely Furry Pink.

[The Fool]

Furry pink twin-tails. Definitely. That person is awesome.

[Trapezohedron]

Miss Pink Furry-twin-tails.

E--DIT: Nobody has determined the main character's gender. What's his... her... I mean it's sex?

[Roboboy33]

Nobody has determined the main character's gender. What's his... her... I mean it's sex?

I'ts obviously an it.

Fluffy pink dual tail.

[Powder Miner]

Actually, obviously a she, just look at the most recent picture.

[applesauce machine]

You attempt to contact Violet Amethyst Abyss Marquette using your TELEPATHY, but using you really keen INTUITION, you can just tell that she's too busy having a tea party with the PRESIDENT. You guess you can't try to ask her for assistance.
You set your telepathic sights on getting help from either Aethreale Moondrop L'espeorb or Amelia Fluffiella "Fluffy" Pawzingtonia. You opt for the latter.

Spoiler: PSYCHOLOG (click to show/hide)

Kadinga: Fluffiella? Are you there?
Fluffiella: I've told you that you can call me "Fluffy", silly!
Kadinga: Oh, right! Sorry!
Fluffiella: It's okay, I forgive you! You are too awesome and pretty to NOT forgive!
Kadinga: Oh, you! Anyway, I was wondering if you could help me out of this place.
Fluffiella: Sure! Where are you?
Kadinga: I don't know, all I know is that I'm in a desert somewhere. But you already knew that, didn't you?
Fluffiella: Of course, after all, my accurate-no-matter-what feline senses can detect you from one trillion miles away and I can also tell what places look like based on smell, so I can tell that there are cacti where you are!
Do you think you can... uh... Fluffy? Are you there?
...Hello? Helloh no. Oh no oh no oh noooo.

Your telepathy has stopped working. This has never happened to you before. Thankfully, you are super-intelligent and can probably do something to help you out in your current predicament. Such as... such aaaas... hm. Well, at least Fluffy knows where you are, though you don't know if she knows about these damned CIRCUMSTANCES.

You wonder what you should do, and what she's up to after the abrupt end to the telepathiconversation between the two of you.

Spoiler: Aside: (click to show/hide)

As for the genders, the main character is a female, but since she's an angel and a demon, she's not the definition of female that applies to humans. It makes sense if you don't think about it. Fluffiella is a female; however, she is not a human, but a cat-demon with five tails. Why yes, I did retcon more tails onto Fluffiella.