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Wannazzaki

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Re: Only in dwarf fortress (SPOILERS)
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2011, 01:29:26 am »
The only things that are capable of trolling us are: People with horrendous english skills and Elf loving snotling fondlers.
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Re: Only in dwarf fortress (SPOILERS)
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2011, 08:26:07 am »
Quote from: Necro910 on December 11, 2011, 10:31:22 pm
Quote from: Fishbulb on December 11, 2011, 10:19:04 pm
Toady's Law. In every fort, there is either by accident or design one thing which can happen — shouldn't ever happen, but can happen — which will lead to calamity and screaming. That thing will happen at the worst possible moment. Doors and butterflies, and all that.
Dwarf Fortress: Teaching you to minimize your losses, by being a sadistic, omnicidal sociopath.
The only way to save your dorfs from slow, nasty and painful deaths is... a quick death.
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Re: Only in dwarf fortress (SPOILERS)
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2011, 02:28:02 pm »
Quote from: twwolfe on December 12, 2011, 12:40:18 am
The Difficulty and the mental state of most of our forum-goers keeps them at bay.


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Re: Only in dwarf fortress (SPOILERS)
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2011, 03:23:55 pm »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 12, 2011, 01:29:26 am
The only things that are capable of trolling us are: People with horrendous english skills and Elf loving snotling fondlers.
I know I shouldn't, but I have to ask ... is that "... elf loving, snotling fondler." or "... elf-loving-snotling fondlers."?
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Re: Only in dwarf fortress (SPOILERS)
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2011, 04:01:01 pm »
Quote from: darkninja1213 on December 11, 2011, 11:40:03 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on December 11, 2011, 09:54:40 pm
Dwarf Fortress is a troll, we all know that.
If DF is a troll why are so few of the forum-goers trolls?

The Bay 12 way of trolling is to get the n00bs on their feet quickly enough that we can laugh at their inevitable disaster. 

We don't need to troll, the game does it for us.
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Quote from: Starhero on February 11, 2012, 10:31:23 am
I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
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I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
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Re: Only in dwarf fortress (SPOILERS)
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2011, 05:21:10 pm »
Quote from: ledgekindred on December 12, 2011, 04:01:01 pm
Quote from: darkninja1213 on December 11, 2011, 11:40:03 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on December 11, 2011, 09:54:40 pm
Dwarf Fortress is a troll, we all know that.
If DF is a troll why are so few of the forum-goers trolls?

The Bay 12 way of trolling is to get the n00bs on their feet quickly enough that we can laugh at their inevitable disaster. 

We don't need to troll, the game does it for us.
I tend to agree with this. Compared to what the game does to our minds, anything we try to do to each other basically ends up helping.

We speed newbies to the clowns before they are ready for sadistic glee, and they end up liking us for it.
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Re: Only in dwarf fortress (SPOILERS)
« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2011, 06:09:07 pm »
I think the amount of brainpower the game requires keeps most fools away, and the real trolls who survive keep playing end up respecting other players.  And then the game kills everyone and we are all happy.
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Re: Only in dwarf fortress (SPOILERS)
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2011, 03:37:42 am »
Quote from: Oliolli on December 12, 2011, 08:26:07 am
The only way to save your dorfs from slow, nasty and painful deaths is... a quick death.
Dont you mean a slower overly complicated death that likely leaves everything on fire and uninhabitable for generations?
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Re: Only in dwarf fortress (SPOILERS)
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2011, 06:10:54 am »
Whoa, hang on, slow your roll. Can ghosts really possess people, or did i just shit my pants in excitement for nothing?
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Re: Only in dwarf fortress (SPOILERS)
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2011, 07:05:57 am »
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on December 13, 2011, 06:10:54 am
Whoa, hang on, slow your roll. Can ghosts really possess people, or did i just shit my pants in excitement for nothing?
Ghosts possess people, which is identical to tantruming.
http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF2010:Ghost
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Re: Only in dwarf fortress (SPOILERS)
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2011, 02:41:33 pm »
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on December 13, 2011, 07:05:57 am
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on December 13, 2011, 06:10:54 am
Whoa, hang on, slow your roll. Can ghosts really possess people, or did i just shit my pants in excitement for nothing?
Ghosts possess people, which is identical to tantruming.
http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF2010:Ghost
I believe the ghosts of bay12'ers will haunt the interwebz for eternity.

I said it, it's a prophecy :D
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Re: Only in dwarf fortress (SPOILERS)
« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2011, 02:43:37 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2011, 02:41:33 pm
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on December 13, 2011, 07:05:57 am
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on December 13, 2011, 06:10:54 am
Whoa, hang on, slow your roll. Can ghosts really possess people, or did i just shit my pants in excitement for nothing?
Ghosts possess people, which is identical to tantruming.
http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF2010:Ghost
I believe the ghosts of bay12'ers will haunt the interwebz for eternity.

I said it, it's a prophecy :D
Necro, Sadistic Ghost, has possessed president! The leftwing has been struck down  :P
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Re: Only in dwarf fortress (SPOILERS)
« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2011, 02:45:10 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on December 13, 2011, 02:43:37 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2011, 02:41:33 pm
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on December 13, 2011, 07:05:57 am
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on December 13, 2011, 06:10:54 am
Whoa, hang on, slow your roll. Can ghosts really possess people, or did i just shit my pants in excitement for nothing?
Ghosts possess people, which is identical to tantruming.
http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF2010:Ghost
I believe the ghosts of bay12'ers will haunt the interwebz for eternity.

I said it, it's a prophecy :D
Necro, Sadistic Ghost, has possessed president! The leftwing has been struck down  :P
North Korea has constructed the death star! It menaces with spikes of lazers and roflestomps.

North Korea has been possessed by bay12!

World has been struck down.
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