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[Argonnek]

There's nothing subtle about a ribald rubber cock. 

The question on my mind.... do they menace with spikes of iron?

... Ouch.

[wierd]

I edited that post. It's even more horrible now.

[Loud Whispers]

I edited that post. It's even more horrible now.

I'll have to admit, you could've chosen a more subtler name 

*Sigh*

[wierd]

You should realize the folly in attempting to make dwarves do *anything* in a subtle manner. They don't call it being "dwarfy" for nothing you know.

When confronted with the mental image of "a dwarfy gangsta", I can't help but imagine the most over the top and offensive things possible...

[Duntada Man]

Actually, this may have been asked: Can you program the dwarves to be able to leap out of a plane, shoot everyone else in the sky for the last parachute, then land ass first on an old lady?

[wierd]

No, but you can drop one from absurd heights onto a little old lady, sending both of them crashing through the constructed floor for several more stories, only to land on a vertical spike trap, or pool of magma.

This is well documented.

[Necro910]

Actually, this may have been asked: Can you program the dwarves to be able to leap out of a plane, shoot everyone else in the sky for the last parachute, then land ass first on an old lady?

If you fall on a creature, you recieve no falling damage. Unfortunately, you cannot fire while falling.

[Loud Whispers]

Actually, this may have been asked: Can you program the dwarves to be able to leap out of a plane, shoot everyone else in the sky for the last parachute, then land ass first on an old lady?

If you fall on a creature, you recieve no falling damage. Unfortunately, you cannot fire while falling.

There is however a terminal velocity, where you will simply go splat.

Falling through liquids would help.

[Mrhappyface]

Actually, this may have been asked: Can you program the dwarves to be able to leap out of a plane, shoot everyone else in the sky for the last parachute, then land ass first on an old lady?

They can however, wrestle in mid air.

[Loud Whispers]

Actually, this may have been asked: Can you program the dwarves to be able to leap out of a plane, shoot everyone else in the sky for the last parachute, then land ass first on an old lady?

They can however, wrestle in mid air.

Urist McGandalf/Forgotten Beast.

[Teneb]

Actually, this may have been asked: Can you program the dwarves to be able to leap out of a plane, shoot everyone else in the sky for the last parachute, then land ass first on an old lady?

They can however, wrestle in mid air.

Urist McGandalf/Forgotten Beast.

What is this "wizard" you speak of?

[wierd]

... you don't want to know what just flashed across my imagination, given this Q&A, and gandalf shouting "fly you fools!".....

I hope the floor is covered in soft fluffy kittens...

[Loud Whispers]

Actually, this may have been asked: Can you program the dwarves to be able to leap out of a plane, shoot everyone else in the sky for the last parachute, then land ass first on an old lady?

They can however, wrestle in mid air.

Urist McGandalf/Forgotten Beast.

What is this "wizard" you speak of?

No this is Urist McGandalf, he's a drunk dwarf with a stick who's beard doesn't afraid of anything.

[Necro910]

Actually, this may have been asked: Can you program the dwarves to be able to leap out of a plane, shoot everyone else in the sky for the last parachute, then land ass first on an old lady?

They can however, wrestle in mid air.

Urist McGandalf/Forgotten Beast.

What is this "wizard" you speak of?

No this is Urist McGandalf, he's a drunk dwarf with a stick who's beard doesn't afraid of anything.

WAR BEARDS

[Wannazzaki]

who's beard doesn't afraid of anything.

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