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Mrhappyface

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Dwarf Row: Saints of Armok
« on: December 11, 2011, 01:53:01 pm »
So, I decided to make my game a bit more interesting (SAINTS ROW STYLE). I modded in a plant for my dwarves to get into the style of the 3rd Street.
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I also decided to gold decorate all my finished goods and  have enough alcohol to have pools of swamp whiskey inside my glass tower. Then there's my golden cage traps with nude elves to provide entertainment. And everyone has gilded jewel encrusted steel crossbows with my modded in lead bolts.
Any other suggestions handy?
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Re: Dwarf Row: Saints of Armok
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2011, 03:20:08 pm »
Just curious, but how do you make a whiskey swimming pool?
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Re: Dwarf Row: Saints of Armok
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2011, 03:30:52 pm »
Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on December 11, 2011, 03:20:08 pm
Just curious, but how do you make a whiskey swimming pool?
Make a whiskey stockpile, then forbid the whiskey but dump the barrels or send the barrels to the trade depot.
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Re: Dwarf Row: Saints of Armok
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2011, 05:02:20 pm »
will dwarves come drink from said whiskey pool the way they would a water source?
or will they always go for liquor in barrels?
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Re: Dwarf Row: Saints of Armok
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2011, 05:47:22 pm »
Quote from: Poindexterity on December 11, 2011, 05:02:20 pm
will dwarves come drink from said whiskey pool the way they would a water source?
or will they always go for liquor in barrels?
Not really, they just sort of wallow in it, like pigs in mud.
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Re: Dwarf Row: Saints of Armok
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2011, 05:57:48 pm »
Are you daft? The pool is fer swimmin', not drinkin'. You know what we do in there?
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Re: Dwarf Row: Saints of Armok
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2011, 10:30:12 pm »
Quote from: Mrhappyface on December 11, 2011, 01:53:01 pm
Then there's my golden cage traps with nude elves to provide entertainment.

This is cruel and unusual punishment. Forcing dwarves to stare at those digusting hippies, while they smudge the beautiful craftdwarfship with their grimy little fingers.
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Re: Dwarf Row: Saints of Armok
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2011, 02:42:37 pm »
Quote from: Duntada Man on December 11, 2011, 05:57:48 pm
Are you daft? The pool is fer swimmin', not drinkin'. You know what we do in there?
Yeh don't drink yeh bath whiskey!

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Quote from: Mrhappyface on December 11, 2011, 01:53:01 pm
Then there's my golden cage traps with nude elves to provide entertainment.

This is cruel and unusual punishment. Forcing dwarves to stare at those digusting hippies, while they smudge the beautiful craftdwarfship with their grimy little fingers.

I totally agree. Wooden cages would make more sense :P
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Re: Dwarf Row: Saints of Armok
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2011, 02:56:43 pm »
Quote from: Lovecraft on December 11, 2011, 10:30:12 pm
Quote from: Mrhappyface on December 11, 2011, 01:53:01 pm
Then there's my golden cage traps with nude elves to provide entertainment.

This is cruel and unusual punishment. Forcing dwarves to stare at those digusting hippies, while they smudge the beautiful craftdwarfship with their grimy little fingers.

I totally agree. Wooden cages would make more sense :P
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What kind of sick dwarf would want to see nude hippies?

Kobolds, I'd understand, but elfs? Heretical, that's what it is.
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Re: Dwarf Row: Saints of Armok
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2011, 03:34:17 pm »
I love Bay12.
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Re: Dwarf Row: Saints of Armok
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2011, 07:59:30 pm »
On a side note, I just sent 200 bars of soap to the hippies.

Just gave it away, no charge. I'm doing them a favor. Do they use it? No!
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Re: Dwarf Row: Saints of Armok
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2011, 08:58:34 pm »
The only plant I've ever added to Dwarf Fortress is wormwood.

I hope you all know what that means.
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Re: Dwarf Row: Saints of Armok
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2011, 09:01:07 pm »
Okay, okay. Gonna melt the elves.
Kobolds are my bros and hoes, (Kobold Cave FTW!) so I'll just let them wander around in skimpy leather and lace.
Quote from: Doughnut189 on December 12, 2011, 08:58:34 pm
The only plant I've ever added to Dwarf Fortress is wormwood.

I hope you all know what that means.
Did they ever feel the urge to draw surreal art and cut off ears?
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Re: Dwarf Row: Saints of Armok
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2011, 02:39:44 pm »
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 12, 2011, 02:42:37 pm
Quote from: Lovecraft on December 11, 2011, 10:30:12 pm
Quote from: Mrhappyface on December 11, 2011, 01:53:01 pm
Then there's my golden cage traps with nude elves to provide entertainment.

This is cruel and unusual punishment. Forcing dwarves to stare at those digusting hippies, while they smudge the beautiful craftdwarfship with their grimy little fingers.

I totally agree. Wooden cages would make more sense :P

What kind of sick dwarf would want to see nude hippies?

Kobolds, I'd understand, but elfs? Heretical, that's what it is.

You and I both know the Dwarves would justify it through the elves suffering.

Now please, the elves are dancing...
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Re: Dwarf Row: Saints of Armok
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2011, 04:17:22 pm »
Quote from: Mrhappyface on December 12, 2011, 09:01:07 pm
Okay, okay. Gonna melt the elves.
Kobolds are my bros and hoes, (Kobold Cave FTW!) so I'll just let them wander around in skimpy leather and lace.
Quote from: Doughnut189 on December 12, 2011, 08:58:34 pm
The only plant I've ever added to Dwarf Fortress is wormwood.

I hope you all know what that means.
Did they ever feel the urge to draw surreal art and cut off ears?

Actually there was a fell mood...
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Quote from: Talvieno on November 19, 2011, 12:25:28 pm
Imagine you're driving a car. Push the gas pedal to the floor. Close your eyes. Remain this way for ten minutes while turning the wheel at whim. This is Dwarf Fortress.
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 17, 2013, 03:18:53 am
I don't mean to alarm you, but it appears that your Dwarves are all in fact elephants.
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