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[Jim Groovester]

> Praise WUBA for his boundless generosity.

[Orangebottle]

>Defenestrate myself. This place has a window, right?

[webadict]

>The card the shadow man handed me. How does he do that?

What card? What shadow man? How does who do what? Your mental stability may be faltering.

> Praise WUBA for his boundless generosity.

You praise the Webadict for a while. He demands sacrifice.

>Defenestrate myself. This place has a window, right?

The only window in the room appears to be the skylight hanging above. While you're sure defenestrating yourself is simply as easy as jumping through that window, you fail to take in account gravity, who has mercilessly plotted against you. Joke's on you, you guess.

>

[Urist_McArathos]

Stares up at the ceiling, puffing at his pipe thoughtfully.  "Hard luck, old boy.  It's a bit of a jump I'm afraid."


Well, dammit.  With Dariush and Pandar refusing to cooperate, we're in a lot of trouble.

[Vector]

Ohhhh, fucknuts.

All right, I'll try to think something up in a bit.  I'm wondering if I have to shoot myself to die.

[IronyOwl]

Now that you mention it, a game that requires no one be lurking to win would truly be hellishly difficult.

Also, I'm concerned yet intrigued about that sacrifice bit. If I wasn't afraid of something going horribly wrong, I'd probably try something.

[klingon13524]

If i could unvote, I would. You have proven most... co-operative, Vector. That and apparently lynching the Webadict is useless.

[Dariush]

Dariush

You have lived...

A man cloaked in shadows hands you a card. Maybe webadict wishes you to live after all.

Survivor
Your WIN CONDITION must satisfy all of the following CONDITIONS:
 - Kill the Webadict
 - Survive until the end of the game

You have a BULLET.
During the Day, you may shoot the Webadict. If the Webadict has no bullets left, he will die. If he has any bullets remaining, you will die, but use up one of his bullets.
During the Night, you may shoot the Webadict. If the Webadict has too few bullets loaded into his turret, you kill him. Otherwise, you die.

You have an EXTRA HEART.
The first time you die, you will revive. Your role will not flip. You may give this ability to another player. Extra hearting the Webadict, while stupid, is useless.

You are wearing a SET OF SOMEWHAT CLEVER DISGUISES.
You count as part of any team as long as you remain alive and one of them remains alive.

UA, I'm not refusing to cooperate, you dipshit, I'm simply absent.

Also, this game looks like it's been designed specifically to enter into the Hall of Legends.

[Urist_McArathos]

No need for name calling, man.  It's all good.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Extend.

Spoiler: Full Role PM (click to show/hide)

Urist Imiknorris

You have been destined...

A man cloaked in shadows hands you a card. You read the card, and then throw it away.

Mafia-Ally
Your WIN CONDITION must satisfy all of the following CONDITIONS:
 - Kill the Webadict
 - Have the Mafia win (Outnumber the remainder of the Town)

You have a BULLET.
During the Day, you may shoot the Webadict. If the Webadict has no bullets left, he will die. If he has any bullets remaining, you will die, but use up one of his bullets.
During the Night, you may shoot the Webadict. If the Webadict has too few bullets loaded into his turret, you kill him. Otherwise, you die.

You have an EXTRA BULLET.
You may fire this bullet at anyone at any time. If you wish to shoot the Webadict twice, it will kill him if he has one or no bullets remaining, and you will still live. Otherwise, it will use up an extra bullet.

You are wearing a PARTICULARLY CLEVER DISGUISE.
You count as part of the Mafia as long as you remain alive.

Woo, I'm on a pseudo-scumteam with Dariush.

I'm thinking if we eliminate one town wincon, it'll be two town vs. two scum (meaning I win[?]), then I die for the town win.

[NUKE9.13]

Anyway.

I am moving. Surprise surprise, the people who are meant to be connecting the internet have no idea how to do so (And why would they? Its only their job), so I probably won't have internet for a day or two. Maybe I can get a few short posts in.

I assume I should have interwebs in time to use my action if it is deemed necessary. But I can unfortunately not help devise a clever plan to fix everything.

I am still cool with lynching Vector, because it will either do nothing or fulfil 1/2 of my wincon. 

[klingon13524]

I feel a sudden pain, as if an alternate universe me just died.

[Toaster]

With Pandar as the only claim remaining, he's either the Mafioso or the Cult Leader.

There's two claimed townies.  It may be the case that they're both telling the truth, and one needs to be lynched and the other killed for the Lyncher and Assassin, but I'm not seeing how they, the Mafioso, and the Serial Killer are all supposed to win together.


With time running out, we need to decide what to do today.  Lynching OB may be the best bet, and have everyone do nothing tonight, with time tomorrow to puzzle things out.

[Urist_McArathos]

Agreed.  We have revives, so we can risk one mis-step.  However, if anyone fucks us with their night action, things could get ugly fast.  Orangebottle.

Pandar: get it together with your claim already.

EDIT: I can edit!  That's awesome.

[Toaster]

OB:  For the record, can you post your full role PM?  Do you have any (potentially useful) night abilities?