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[Euld]

Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.

Introducing Google Conqueror: Bow down before your extradimentional masters for the low, low, price of Not Vaporized.

Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.

[Necro910]

Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.

Introducing Google Conqueror: Bow down before your extradimentional masters for the low, low, price of Not Vaporized.

Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[EveryZig]

The true purpose is obviously to recreate Morrowind. Damn Netches.

That was my first thought too. Now we just need giant fleas as public transit.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.

Introducing Google Conqueror: Bow down before your extradimentional masters for the low, low, price of Not Vaporized.

Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Xenomorphs can survive being exposed to liquid hydrogen, superheated steam, and hard vacuum. Forgive me if I doubt the effectiveness of riot-grade pepper spray on them, given that they don't even have skin.

[UltraValican]

Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.

Introducing Google Conqueror: Bow down before your extradimentional masters for the low, low, price of Not Vaporized.

Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Xenomorphs can survive being exposed to liquid hydrogen, superheated steam, and hard vacuum. Forgive me if I doubt the effectiveness of riot-grade pepper spray on them, given that they don't even have skin.

It hurts their feelings.

[Itnetlolor]

Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.

Introducing Google Conqueror: Bow down before your extradimentional masters for the low, low, price of Not Vaporized.

Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Xenomorphs can survive being exposed to liquid hydrogen, superheated steam, and hard vacuum. Forgive me if I doubt the effectiveness of riot-grade pepper spray on them, given that they don't even have skin.

If anything, seeing as their blood is corrosive, and spices are corrosive; it might just taste like their own blood to them. Rather bland by comparison, might I add.

[Nulzilcho]

Wasn't there a short story by Bruce Sterling which pretty much depicted this product exactly?

FAKE EDIT: Found it on my bookshelf, 'Big Jelly' in "A Good Old Fashioned Future".

[Necro910]

Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.

Introducing Google Conqueror: Bow down before your extradimentional masters for the low, low, price of Not Vaporized.

Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Xenomorphs can survive being exposed to liquid hydrogen, superheated steam, and hard vacuum. Forgive me if I doubt the effectiveness of riot-grade pepper spray on them, given that they don't even have skin.

And people wonder why I say Xenos are better than predator.

Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.

Introducing Google Conqueror: Bow down before your extradimentional masters for the low, low, price of Not Vaporized.

Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Xenomorphs can survive being exposed to liquid hydrogen, superheated steam, and hard vacuum. Forgive me if I doubt the effectiveness of riot-grade pepper spray on them, given that they don't even have skin.

It hurts their feelings.

Sigging.

Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.

Introducing Google Conqueror: Bow down before your extradimentional masters for the low, low, price of Not Vaporized.

Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Xenomorphs can survive being exposed to liquid hydrogen, superheated steam, and hard vacuum. Forgive me if I doubt the effectiveness of riot-grade pepper spray on them, given that they don't even have skin.

If anything, seeing as their blood is corrosive, and spices are corrosive; it might just taste like their own blood to them. Rather bland by comparison, might I add.

IT TASTES LIKE THE BLOOD OF THEIR KINSMAN, AND THEY HUNGER FOR MORE

TO WALLSTREET!