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[Powder Miner]

CHRISTMAS VISION EEEVVEERYYTHIIIING

[Darvi]

>It must be the ghost of Christmas yet to come. Follow him.

[Gatleos]

>Follow the beckoning voice. Check to see if he too is a true believer.

The Shady Figure flips open a panel on the wall and enters a code into a hidden console. After a few seconds, a dumpster slides out of the way to reveal a secret trapdoor! Sensing his true Christmas spirit, you nod to Sanatana. The three of you descend the ladder below the trapdoor just in time to escape the group of soldiers!

After a long walk through a dark hallway, you arrive in some sort of command center. The walls of the room are decorated with Christmas lights and tinsel, and several other cloaked figures sit at glowing computer consoles. The other people turn around to face you.

Shady Guy: How much do you know?

Howard Reigndear

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Christmas Vision - Find hidden presents/gifts with extrasensory perception! This skill can also reveal heretic non-believers in Christmas.

Santana D. Darvin

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

9mm Pistol
Night Pass

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Christmas Vision - Find hidden presents/gifts with extrasensory perception! This skill can also reveal heretic non-believers in Christmas.

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[Powder Miner]

"Oh my God America turned Communism and Christmas is gooooooone! "

[The Fool]

"Oh my God America turned Communism and Christmas is gooooooone! "

This.

[Gatleos]

Howard: Oh my God America turned Communism and Christmas is gooooooone!
Shady: Not just America. The whole world.
Howard + Santana: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Shady: So-
Howard + Santana: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Shady: Stop-
Howard + Santana: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Shady: Stop that!
Santana: What can we do?!?
Shady: You can help us. We are the United Christmas Coalition. We have bunkers in several cities, and we're spreading every day. It's been a long time since I've seen someone with Christmas Spirit as strong as yours, and I've got a mission for you if you choose to accept it.

A menu appears on your HUD.

• Ask about history
• Ask about the mission
• Ask about SANTA

Howard Reigndear

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Christmas Vision - Find hidden presents/gifts with extrasensory perception! This skill can also reveal heretic non-believers in Christmas.

Santana D. Darvin

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

9mm Pistol
Night Pass

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Christmas Vision - Find hidden presents/gifts with extrasensory perception! This skill can also reveal heretic non-believers in Christmas.

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[cerapa]

We must find Santa!

Therefore, we ask about Santa.

[Darvi]

We must find SANTA!

Therefore, we ask about SANTA.

This.

Next, background-lesson. I.e. ask about history.

[Gatleos]

>Ask about Santa.

Santana: What happened to Santa?
Shady: That's the subject of our current investigation. We've been searching for Saint Nicholas for months, to no avail. We fear he's been taken to a more secure location by the Communists. That's where you come in.
Howard: Wait wait wait. First, what's going on?
Shady: Alright, I'll start from the beginning. About ten years ago, there was a massive attack on the U.S. by the revived Soviet Union. From what little information we've been able to gather, the United States was invaded and subjugated within hours by a massive force of Communists headed by a mysterious figure calling himself The Grand Cardinal Emperor God King. The masses were brainwashed, and from there the Communists' influence spread to the rest of the world. Almost all of humanity has been brainwashed to forget about Christmas, and for the last decade the Royal Grinchquisition has been rounding up believers in Christmas and "re-educating" them. Anything else you need to know, or should we get down to business?

Howard Reigndear

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Christmas Vision - Find hidden presents/gifts with extrasensory perception! This skill can also reveal heretic non-believers in Christmas.

Santana D. Darvin

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

9mm Pistol
Night Pass

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Christmas Vision - Find hidden presents/gifts with extrasensory perception! This skill can also reveal heretic non-believers in Christmas.

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[cerapa]

Lets do this.

We must save Christmas!

[freeformschooler]

>Will we be given anything to defend ourselves with?

[Gatleos]

>Will we be given anything to defend ourselves with?

Santana: Will we be given anything to defend ourselves with?
Shady: Of course.

Shady claps twice, and a hidden compartment on the wall spins around to reveal an assortment of guns and explosives.

Shady: Now, about your mission. Communications with Santa Claus ceased a few months ago. We can only assume that the Communist forces who have been sieging his workshop have finally broken through his defenses and captured him. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make your way to the North Pole and explore whatever is left of Santa's Workshop. We don't have the resources to fly you there, so you'll have to hijack a plane from the Philadelphia International Airport and fly up there yourselves. We can supply you with any gear and firearms you need.

Howard Reigndear

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Christmas Vision - Find hidden presents/gifts with extrasensory perception! This skill can also reveal heretic non-believers in Christmas.

Santana D. Darvin

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

9mm Pistol
Night Pass

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Christmas Vision - Find hidden presents/gifts with extrasensory perception! This skill can also reveal heretic non-believers in Christmas.

>_

[cerapa]

One dude takes sniper duty, other takes an assault rifle.

And everyone has lots of fun with high explosives.

[10ebbor10]

One dude takes sniper duty, other takes an assault rifle.

And everyone has lots of fun with high explosives.

High yield chrismas crackers ftw.
Also, I want a robotic christmas hat decoy.(R/C controlled and with a self destruct button)
Also, a flying planes for dummies guide might be nice.

[Gatleos]

>One dude takes sniper duty, other takes an assault rifle. And everyone has lots of fun with high explosives.

You step over to the wall of weapons and gear up. Howard takes an assault rifle, and Santana takes a sniper's rifle. You both take plenty of ammunition as well as some high-yield Christmas crackers. Lastly, you both take sunglasses and red-and-white striped trench-coats from the wall and apply them to yourselves in extreme, montage-y closeup.

Shady leads you back down the hallway and opens up the secret entrance.

Shady: Good luck. Take this radio, we'll keep in contact as long as possible.

You both ascend the ladder to the surface, emerging in the alleyway from before. It's night now, and guards patrol the streets with flashlights. A light snowfall drifts from overhead.

Let's do this.

Howard Reigndear

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Assault Rifle
Assault Rifle Ammo x200
Sunglasses
Festive Trench-coat
High-Yield Christmas Cracker x3
UCC Radio

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Christmas Vision - Find hidden presents/gifts with extrasensory perception! This skill can also reveal heretic non-believers in Christmas.

Santana D. Darvin

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

9mm Pistol
Night Pass
Sniper's Rifle
Sniper's Rifle Ammo x30
Sunglasses
Festive Trench-coat
High-Yield Christmas Cracker x3

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Christmas Vision - Find hidden presents/gifts with extrasensory perception! This skill can also reveal heretic non-believers in Christmas.

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