Topic: You are in a crypt. GAME OVER! (Read 7915 times)

cerapa · « **Reply #105 on:** December 09, 2011, 04:46:51 pm »

Stand in defiance of what just happened and demand that the universe give your health back.

10ebbor10 · « **Reply #106 on:** December 09, 2011, 04:53:58 pm »

Conjure a +Mastereball+ out of thin air and throw it Giant Ghostly Fish.

freeformschooler · « **Reply #107 on:** December 09, 2011, 05:12:57 pm »

You stand in defiance of what just happened! You defy it vehemently. Meanwhile, you demand that the UNIVERSE give your health back. You roll a 19, but the UNIVERSE is not in a good mood after its lover got stuffed in a recursive chest, so it talks things over with the GM and they both decide not to make that an INT roll, preventing you from attaining the requisite +1.

You try to conjure a MASTER BALL out of thin air, but instead use up all your ELITIST POINTS conjuring one single ULTRA BALL. The GIANT GHOSTLY FISH reels at the sight of the thing. It has clearly had bad experiences with being used as a weapon. The GIANT GHOSTLY FISH flies through a wall to find some more LUNG ROCKETS and consult with its LUNG PSYCHIATRIST about its Post Weaponization Stress Disorder.

Meanwhile, the current you were flying through as you battled ends in a waterfall, and you're thrown into a WASTE DUMP which another SILENT PROTAGONIST is attempting to find his way out of. Who is this guy/girl?

Name:
Gender:
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Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female
Level: 2 [0/50]
Health: 7/25
Elitist Points: 0/5
STR: 10 (+0)
DEX: 10 (+0)
INT: 12 (+1)
AC: 10
Abilities: Disc Magic
Traits: None
Inventory: Ironic meat chunk, Asskull, TM 44, Ultra Ball
Weapons: TM 8, Bronze dagger
Armor: Poor man's robe

Darvi · « **Reply #108 on:** December 09, 2011, 05:33:07 pm »

Gender: Male. Color: Ochre. Name: uh... somebody else fill this out.

ShoesandHats · « **Reply #109 on:** December 09, 2011, 06:12:26 pm »

Name: Zoosmell Pooplord

freeformschooler · « **Reply #110 on:** December 09, 2011, 06:19:45 pm »

After transitioning to a third person narrative, Frankie observes the new adventurer. He is wearing an OCHRE COAT. He is clearly very busy with trying to manually tunnel his way out of the sewage. Frankie laughs, as this adventurer is clearly a wannabe. She shows him how it's really done by making - and failing - spot check, causing the GM to place her in an unfortunate situation which just happens to be being abducted by a swarm of STINGERLESS BEES.

Frankie flies off, waving her hand and saying, "See ya', sucker!" Except she doesn't do that last thing because she's a silent protagonist.

Meanwhile, two separate names are suggested for the other guy. He is named DARVI POOPLORD, causing the metameter to read exactly one in-joke above "off the charts". He has no idea how that one girl did that one thing.

((You can now suggest commands for both Frankie and Darvi! If no suggestions are available for one or the other, the GM will fill in.))

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ShoesandHats · « **Reply #111 on:** December 09, 2011, 06:26:18 pm »

Darvi: Drink sewage in search of MYTHICAL GARBAGE POWER.

Yoink · « **Reply #112 on:** December 09, 2011, 06:43:07 pm »

>Darvi: Flap Ochre Coat to dispel bees! Then get the hell out of the sewer, 'cause icky.

freeformschooler · « **Reply #113 on:** December 09, 2011, 07:01:11 pm »

FRANKIE, high off of ADVENTURE GLOATING, lands in a different yet still ILL DESCRIBED area of the crypt. The bees wave goodbye with their invisible stingers. In the new area there is a FINELY CRAFTED BLADE, as well as the FIRE TROLL holding it.

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The FIRE TROLL advances on FRANKIE. She suspects that it might just be a REGULAR TROLL who is on fire.

DARVI attempts to drink the sewage, but just cannot put it in his mouth. It is too disgusting for his delicate newbie stomach! MYTHICAL GARBAGE POWERS will have to wait.

Meanwhile, he flaps his OCHRE COAT to dispel the remaining bees from that one girl's dickish escape. The bees are dispelled. B-E-A-Z.

DARVI gains a SINGLE POINT OF EXPERIENCE from dispelling the bees. DARVI has leveled up! He must now choose a class!

Holier Than Thou: You have angelic blood, but no cool angel powers until later levels. Actually, no cool angel powers at all unless you become this class in the first place. +1 STR, +1 DEX, +1 INT.
Neutral Good: You are confined to a single alignment and lose HP based on whether or not your actions line up to it. However, you gain COOL STUFF when your actions are exceedingly NEUTRAL GOOD. +2 INT.
Just Sayin': You have the ability to turn SUPER SAYIN' for a little while at the cost of one of your items that you actually liked. Even in normal form, you get +2 STR and +3 HP.

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ShoesandHats · « **Reply #114 on:** December 09, 2011, 07:15:28 pm »

Neutral good.

Darvi: Paint coat grey.

Ochita · « **Reply #115 on:** December 09, 2011, 07:17:14 pm »

Darvi: Neutral good! Then, lets search for stuff.

freeformschooler · « **Reply #116 on:** December 09, 2011, 07:35:44 pm »

FRANKIE stabs the fire troll since she is out of ELITIST POINTS. She deals 4 damage. The FIRE TROLL laughs, picks up Frankie and eats her, dealing 9 damage and healing the 4 damage it previously took back. FRANKIE HAS DIED! And possibly becomes a ghost NPC later but whatever.

The narrative shifts to second person once again as DARVI becomes the only character, and thus the MAIN CHARACTER. You are now DARVI. You have chosen to be a NEUTRAL GOOD whatever you end up being. You gain +2 INT. The GM laughs from afar.

You try to paint your coat grey with your mind, but you do not have any grey paint. What a shame. Where would you even get paint in an elaborate crypt?

Maybe you could try doing that one thing that one girl did to get out of this mess.

Name: Darvi Pooplord
Gender: Male
Level: 1 [0/20]
Health: 25/25
STR: 10 (+0)
DEX: 10 (+0)
INT: 12 (+1)
AC: 10
Abilities: None
Traits: Neutral Good
Inventory: Nothing
Weapons: None
Armor: Ochre Coat

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Roboboy33 · « **Reply #117 on:** December 09, 2011, 08:07:36 pm »

Make a map.

freeformschooler · « **Reply #118 on:** December 09, 2011, 08:43:02 pm »

You decline to do that one thing, and instead attempt to make a map. Interestingly, you easily create one from the garbage/sewage/other miscellaneous nasty things. You put the FINELY CRAFTED MAP in your inventory.

Out of nowhere, the waste slowly slides apart as a SWAMP WIZARD emerges from it.

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The SWAMP WIZARD advances on you.

Name: Darvi Pooplord
Gender: Male
Level: 1 [0/20]
Health: 25/25
STR: 10 (+0)
DEX: 10 (+0)
INT: 12 (+1)
AC: 10
Abilities: None
Traits: Neutral Good
Inventory: Finely Crafted Map
Weapons: None
Armor: Ochre Coat

Yoink · « **Reply #119 on:** December 09, 2011, 08:59:10 pm »

>Shout, "I am the Pooplord, the undisputed ruler of all poops, swamps and smelly things! Serve me, Wizard!"

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