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[Darvi]

if (hungry){
 eat(venison);
}else{
 loot(venison):
}

[freeformschooler]

You suddenly attain the ability to determine whether or not you're hungry! Thankfully, using it does not cost ELITIST POINTS, or you would probably just starve right now.

You properly determine that you have a raging hankerin' for some eatings. You pick up the venison and tear into it in slow motion. An INVISIBLE AUDIENCE goes "OH!" with every bite. This is the climax they've all been waiting for.

You restore 5 HP and 3 EP.


Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female
Level: 2 [0/50]
Health: 15/25
Elitist Points: 3/5
STR: 10 (+0)
DEX: 10 (+0)
INT: 12 (+1)
AC: 10
Abilities: Disc Magic
Traits: None
Inventory: Ironic meat chunk, Asskull
Weapons: Bronze dagger, TM 44
Armor: Poor man's robe

[Trapezohedron]

> You are now thirsty. Go drink from the sewage near the metal grates.

[freeformschooler]

You realize now that you are THIRSTY after eating that salt, salty VENISON. You head over to the sewage duct to drink from the sewage like a madwoman when you happen to notice that the metal bars do not extend all the way to the ground, leaving a small crawl space.

Suddenly, some invisible force pushes you down and through the crawlspace. Behind the bars, the water flow picks up and you find yourself swept through a dark tunnel! What will you do?


Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female
Level: 2 [0/50]
Health: 15/25
Elitist Points: 3/5
STR: 10 (+0)
DEX: 10 (+0)
INT: 12 (+1)
AC: 10
Abilities: Disc Magic
Traits: None
Inventory: Ironic meat chunk, Asskull
Weapons: Bronze dagger, TM 44
Armor: Poor man's robe

[Darvi]

Quick, do we remember how to swim?

[Trapezohedron]

Magic! Magic is the answer! Magic is the key! But do we know how to utilize magic into something suited for water?

> Ask GM for a 'Surf' Hidden Machine.

[freeformschooler]

You see if you remember how to swim. Verily, you do know how to swim, but it is hard to swim in an enclosed, dark space with water rushing against you! You're glad you also know how to bathe because this stuff will be on you for days.

You also ask the GM for a water-related TECHNICAL MACHINE, preferably SURF. Against all expectations, you roll a 20, but the GM shrugs and apologizes because SURF is a HIDDEN MACHINE, not a TECHNICAL MACHINE. The GM instead bestows upon you TM 8: WATER GUN! You are pretty sure this is useless in your current situation.

After about a minute, you find yourself swept into a large current of water with enough space to swim in. You try to come up for air, but instead find yourself facing off with an equally accelerating GIANT GHOSTLY LUNGFISH OF EEK!

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Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female
Level: 2 [0/50]
Health: 15/25
Elitist Points: 3/5
STR: 10 (+0)
DEX: 10 (+0)
INT: 12 (+1)
AC: 10
Abilities: Disc Magic
Traits: None
Inventory: Ironic meat chunk, Asskull, TM 8
Weapons: Bronze dagger, TM 44
Armor: Poor man's robe

[Skyrunner]

SPEW WATER GUN INTO ITS LUNGs-
wait, no elitist points

[10ebbor10]

Summon a dungeon plot devil

We're crosspolinating forumgames, were will it end.

[Darvi]

Well at least it's not the boss of the Blue Fortress from Baku Bomberman.

[10ebbor10]

Question: Can lungfish breath under water, wikipedia seems to suggest they can't.

[freeformschooler]

Question: Can lungfish breath under water, wikipedia seems to suggest they can't.

Ghosts don't need to breathe.

[10ebbor10]

Ok Next crazy option
Lure the GIANT GHOSTLY LUNGFISH OF EEK into a plothole,preferably leading to another forum game.

[Darvi]

Question: Can lungfish breath under water, wikipedia seems to suggest they can't.

Some can.

[freeformschooler]

You attempt to fire water into the Lungfish's lungs! Unfortunately, due to the previously mentioned DUAL-WIELDING ASS-PULL MECHANICS, all you achieve is swapping your TM 44 for your TM 8. Congratulations, you can now increase the level of water by a miniscule amount!

The GIANT GHOSTLY LUNGFISH OF EEK fires two LUNG ROCKETS at you. They explode on contact, causing eight damage and spreading LUNG MUCUS everywhere. However, the GIANT GHOSTLY LUNGFISH OF EEK backwards Pokevolves into a regular GIANT GHOSTLY FISH.

You attempt to summon a DUNGEON PLOT DEVIL and a PLOT HOLE, but the fourth wall looks at you with pitiful eyes. You pet it and tell it to take it easy for a while.


Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female
Level: 2 [0/50]
Health: 7/25
Elitist Points: 3/5
STR: 10 (+0)
DEX: 10 (+0)
INT: 12 (+1)
AC: 10
Abilities: Disc Magic
Traits: None
Inventory: Ironic meat chunk, Asskull, Bronze dagger, TM 44
Weapons: TM 8
Armor: Poor man's robe