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[freeformschooler]

Might as well take another experimental game on then drop it if I stop enjoying it. Text based for once, too!


You wake up with a pretty good recollection of who you are and how you got here.

You ventured to this dark and frightening crypt in search of the treasure and fortune that was said to be guarded by a wretched necromancer. You will have that treasure even if it kills you! Actually, no, you won't. You'll just turn into another of the necromancer's mindless minions.

But first thing's first. What is your name?


Name: ?
Level: 0 [0/1]
Health: 25/25
Abilities: None
Traits: None
Inventory: Poor man's robe
Weapons: None

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Frank Frankson IV (the 4th)

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Eoghan McGraw.

[cerapa]

Frank Frankson IV (the 4th)

We need a middle name too...something catchy, like Frankie

Yeah, Frank Frankie Frankson IV.

[Lord Allagon]

Frank 'Frankie' Frankson IV.

[freeformschooler]

Yeah, that sounds about right. You're Frank Frankie Frankson IV, the most recent successor in a long line of frank-bakers. You, however, are highly rebellious, and would rather adventure than sit around all day baking and selling cheap sausage links!

You are currently standing in the middle of the crypt's entrance room. Beside you, on a moldy, spider-web covered table is a decoration-adorned golden sword, a golden shield and a bronze dagger.

To the north is a perpendicular hallway.


Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Level: 0 [0/1]
Health: 25/25
Abilities: None
Traits: None
Inventory: Poor man's robe
Weapons: None

[Bdthemag]

Gold isn't that good of a material for weapons or armor, take the bronze dagger.

[Yoink]

>Avoid all the shiney things, and go right on down the hallway! It is plainly a trap!


...Er, the shiney things, that is. Not the hallway.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Take the golden sword! It'll make an excellent bludgeon enve if it can't cut.

[freeformschooler]

You ignore the shiny things, instead wielding the bronze dagger. After admiring it for a bit, you head into the hallway.

Being perpendicular to the entrance room, the hallway extends both east and west. From the east, you hear the sweet sound of irony. From the west, you hear nothing.


Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Level: 0 [0/1]
Health: 25/25
Abilities: None
Traits: None
Inventory: Poor man's robe, Bronze dagger
Weapons: Bronze dagger

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

Yes, I retconned your health to 25/25. Trust me, it's much better that way.

[Darvi]

Nothing is Scarier. Go the other way.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Nothing is Scarier. Go the other way.

You mean east right? Go east

[freeformschooler]

You head east. As you walk along the hallway, the torches on the wall grow denser.

You come upon a steel door with a steel handle. You open it, and cold air blows out. You have discovered a frost-covered room containing a ZOMBIFIED DOUCHEBAG.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The ZOMBIFIED DOUCHEBAG moans at you, and begins walking towards you.


Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Level: 0 [0/1]
Health: 25/25
Abilities: None
Traits: None
Inventory: Poor man's robe, Bronze dagger
Weapons: Bronze dagger

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Hit on Zombified Douchbag. Let's get some Homoerotic necrophilia in here. Those are definitely moans of Lust.

[Bdthemag]

Hit on Zombified Douchbag. Let's get some Homoerotic necrophilia in here. Those are definitely moans of Lust.

No. Just no.

Stab the zombie douchebag in the face!