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[freeformschooler]

I think this was the funniest one so far.

Go through the other right door.

[cerapa]

You float out of the room and into the farther right facing room, which is actually facing north. You open the door.

Within the room is a ghostly figure, wearing the same silver necklace you wore when you were a wee little level 0, the Giant Ghostly Lungfish of Eek, and apparently the Devil. None of them seem very pleased to see you. The ghostly figure and the Giant Ghostly Lungfish of Eek float away through a wall. The Devil speaks to you:

Just what the hell are you doing in my dungeon?! I was waiting for a protagonist who would attempt to stop me from destroying the world, and what do I get? Some asshole who visits my mom and crushes my pet spider! For fucks sakes, the necklace chick told me you werent gonna do anything and were gonna get killed by the skeleton, but you become a fucking CHEST! WHAT THE DEAR FUCK MAN! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?

It seems you stumbled across the plot.
Name: , a level 3 complete prick
Experience: [64/140]
Health: [79/10/100]
Mana: [6/15]
Traits:

• Bad Savvy: You have an incredibly wrong impression of the world, somehow you dont utterly fail though. Bonus on actions that really shouldnt work.
  
• AbrawhatevercomesnextohgodIcantremembersuchasimplespell: You are MAgICAL, holy shit that sounds weird. Anyway, you can cast basic spells and horribly botch harder spells. There might or might not be a connection with Lovecraftian horrors and the darkness here. There is also the chance of ponies, or possibly Lovecraftian ponies. The sky is the limit with spells.
• Greatest Enemy to Physics: It has been stated that all miscalculations are the result of a single person. That person is you. Your very presence causes the laws of physics to falter. One could go into what he is carrying and one could shove a giant fish up his bum, which wouldnt be particularly comfortable, and one could punch ghosts.

Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped), silver necklace(equipped),2 sharp ribs(equipped), an extra-empty hat of skulls(equipped), a chest(contains: Magic orb, decent clothes, you)
Weapons: sharp rib(left hand), sharp rib(right hand), mouth, left foot, right foot, chest

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[freeformschooler]

Hop out of the chest and spin at the devil, flailing your skeleton ribs dramatically.

[Trapezohedron]

And fling the rest of your inventory at high speeds.

[cerapa]

You jump out of the chest, and simultaneously fling everything in your inventory at the Devil. Your extra-empty hat of skulls flies directly into his face and knocks him dizzy. You then dramatically do a spinny move at the Devil. You manage to hit him with one your ribs and he now has a rib stuck in his shoulder.

That might just be the most painful thing you have ever witnessed, at least the crushings were instakills.

The Devil regains his posture and looks at you in utter befuddlement. His world has been turned upside-down by this event.He then punches you in the gut with his rather spiky fist, that also happens to be on fire.

It is now the most painful thing you have witnessed.
Name: , a level 3 complete prick
Experience: [66/140]
Health: [39/100]
Mana: [6/15]
Traits:

• Bad Savvy: You have an incredibly wrong impression of the world, somehow you dont utterly fail though. Bonus on actions that really shouldnt work.
  
• AbrawhatevercomesnextohgodIcantremembersuchasimplespell: You are MAgICAL, holy shit that sounds weird. Anyway, you can cast basic spells and horribly botch harder spells. There might or might not be a connection with Lovecraftian horrors and the darkness here. There is also the chance of ponies, or possibly Lovecraftian ponies. The sky is the limit with spells.
• Greatest Enemy to Physics: It has been stated that all miscalculations are the result of a single person. That person is you. Your very presence causes the laws of physics to falter. One could go into what he is carrying and one could shove a giant fish up his bum, which wouldnt be particularly comfortable, and one could punch ghosts.

Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped), silver necklace(equipped),2 sharp ribs(equipped), an extra-empty hat of skulls(equipped), a chest(contains: Magic orb, decent clothes, you)
Weapons: sharp rib(left hand), sharp rib(right hand), mouth, left foot, right foot, chest

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[freeformschooler]

Cast a holy spell of holiness at the devil.

[Trapezohedron]

Summon the Almighty Maplefthagn the One-hoofed. Ask him for help.

[forsaken1111]

PLACE DEVIL IN CHEST

[Roboboy33]

PLACE DEVIL IN CHEST

Then burn the chest

[10ebbor10]

Place devil

PLACE DEVIL IN CHEST

Then burn the chest

That's to mundane. Place the devil in the chest and then place the chest in the chest. Have him find his way out of that.
Also,summon inprobable good ending

[forsaken1111]

Create Matryoshka Devil Chest by placing devil in chest and placing chest inside chest.

[10ebbor10]

Summon the Giant Ghostly lungfish of Eek for no reason at all.

[freeformschooler]

Summon the Giant Ghostly lungfish of Eek for no reason at all.

He is too busy fighting Frank!

[cerapa]

You are propped up against a wall and the Devil is preparing another one of those 50 HP punches. Until you decide to stuff him in a crate with a holy spell of holiness.

Some people might state that it is too easy to stuff a Devil in a chest. Some people might also state that a Devil must be stuffed in a chest, simply because it would be funny. Some people might even state that the rules of the universe demand that the Devil be stuffed in a chest. The creator of the universe states that the Devil is an asshole and deserves to be stuffed in a chest. The universe itself is weeping as its insides are contorted to allow a Devil to be stuffed in a chest.

The universe really, really, really hates you by now, you know. The universe had a really good relationship. The Devil was gonna propose to the universe at any point now. They were gonna have little omnipotent Anti-Christs who would create a new world within the universe, but nooooooo, you stuff the Devil in a chest. Good job, hero. You deserve every happy end you get.

You stuff the Devil in a chest with all your 6 mana, and then you stuff the chest in itself. Causing a matryoshka chest with an infinite amount of chests within it, and at the end of that infinity is the devil. It shall be the bane of every Devil worshipper in the future, as they attempt to unravel the infinite amount of chests, within which there is the Devil.

Without the Devil, all evil within the dungeon is banished, all skeletons turn back into regular bones, and all ghosts are allowed to go into the afterlife, well, with the exception of the Giant Ghostly Lungfish of Eek. The dungeon is soon reclaimed by some dwarves who then do their thing and flood the entire dungeon.

And YOU, you are left without evil things to kill, so you go to the surface and slaughter every bunny and fox and other wildlife you can find, until you have gotten to level 12. You then have a fistfight with Physics, revel in your glorius defeat and become the new Physics.

And that is the story of why this world is so screwed up.
Name: Physics, a level 12 natural force
Experience: [82000/163580]
Health: [∞/∞]
Mana: [∞/∞]
Traits: You are PHYSICS.
Inventory: EVERYTHING
Weapons: Gravity
I was getting a bit tired, so I made you Physics. Im fairly certain that the timeskip was what would have actually happened...with the exception that you would have had the fistfight with Physics at level 4.
So, Im done with this for the moment. I hope "You are in a crypt" continues on, so everyone can read that, and I also hope he decides to make this guy/gal person of indeterminate gender being Physics a part of his game.

And as for the future, I reserve every right to make "You are a Giant Ghostly lungfish of Eek"

[freeformschooler]

>Change character.

Ah. Excellent run, cerapa! And good job on finishing it up.