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[cerapa]

You wake up with no recollection of who you are or how you got here.

You are in a room, it has walls of stone and is quite poorly lit. There is only one exit, which is a door. It is closed.
You are sitting on a bed.

In the room is also a table. It contains:
2 blunt iron swords
A wooden shield
2 wooden staffs
A silver necklace

What do you do?
Name: , a level 0 amnesiac protagonist
Experience: [0/1]
Health: [100/100]
Traits: None.
Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped)
Weapons: Left fist, right fist, mouth, left foot, right foot

[freeformschooler]

>Wield wooden staff. Wear necklace.

[cerapa]

You wear the necklace and it is revealed that it is:

A completely ordinary necklace.

You wield the staff with great might. Relatively speaking of course. You dont actually know how to hit things properly. You might give someone a bruise though.
Name: , a level 0 amnesiac protagonist
Experience: [0/1]
Health: [100/100]
Traits: None.
Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped), silver necklace(equipped), wooden staff(equipped)
Weapons: wooden staff, right fist, mouth, left foot, right foot

[freeformschooler]

>Open door. Exit through doorway.

[cerapa]

You open the door and exit through the doorway. You walk for a bit until you encounter a split. You have 2 paths.

On the left is a corridor, you cant see the end. There is a door quite far from you.
On the right is a corridor, it is quite similar to the other one, the only distinguishing feature being a skeleton moving towards you at an alarming rate.

What do you do?
Name: , a level 0 amnesiac protagonist
Experience: [0/1]
Health: [100/100]
Traits: None.
Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped), silver necklace(equipped), wooden staff(equipped)
Weapons: wooden staff, right fist, mouth, left foot, right foot

[freeformschooler]

>Attack the skeleton.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Bump into the skeleton. If NetHack has taught me anything, it's that this will work.

[Trapezohedron]

Bump into the skeleton. If NetHack has taught me anything, it's that this will work.

If NetHack has taught me anything, bumping into a skeleton while we have AC10 and we are XPLVL 1, we're going to die by it's damaging paralyzing touch.

[cerapa]

The skeleton runs towards you. You do nothing but stand your ground and bump into him. The momentum of the skeleton causes his arm to break away from the rest of his body when he hits you. It falls over and you feel like you might have brokens something yourself. You then attack it directly, which in this case means you attempted to stab a skeleton with a staff. The staff harmlessly slides between its ribs. It appears angry.

You have gained 1 XP for succesfully damaging an enemy. This will not be announced in the future.
You have leveled! You are now level 1 and you may choose a new trait!

1) Rubber ball
You are a human rubber ball. Whenever anyone attempts to attack you with a blunt weapon(fists and legs count as blunt), it can bounce back at them in some way.
2) Bad savvy
You have an incredibly wrong impression of the world, somehow you dont utterly fail though. Bonus on actions that really shouldnt work.
3) Master of the wrong
You have the incredible ability to stab skeletons, bash slimes and slash walls, and deal damage while doing those things.

What do you choose and what do you do?
Name: , a level 1 amnesiac protagonist
Experience: [1/20]
Health: [80/100]
Traits: None.
Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped), silver necklace(equipped), wooden staff(equipped)
Weapons: wooden staff, right fist, mouth, left foot, right foot

[Hubris Incalculable]

Bad Savvy

[Roboboy33]

Master of the wrong

[forsaken1111]

Master of the wrong

[Rockowl]

Bad Savvy

^ Because things that don't really make sense with some humour usually turn into a very entertaining game.

[freeformschooler]

Bad Savvy

^ Because things that don't really make sense with some humour usually turn into a very entertaining game.

Agreed.

[cerapa]

You have gained a new trait: Bad Savvy

You decide to do absolutely nothing. The skeleton takes the opportunity to stand up and to attempt to attack you. It is however stopped by the staff lodged between its ribs, which keeps it from getting too close. It is quite sad to watch it attempt to reach and claw you.

What do you do?
Name: , a level 1 misguided fool
Experience: [1/20]
Health: [80/100]
Traits: Bad Savvy: You have an incredibly wrong impression of the world, somehow you dont utterly fail though. Bonus on actions that really shouldnt work.
Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped), silver necklace(equipped), wooden staff(equipped)
Weapons: wooden staff, right fist, mouth, left foot, right foot