((Ahah, great.))
Roim looked down. It was true that ever since his marriage, he had been taking weight. It was as if he, and not Avery, was carrying their heir.
The marriage with Avery had been his advisor's idea. It really seemed great at the time: unload the burden of managing and consolidating his Kingdom unto the House of Nova while gaining legitimacy, freeing him to do what he really excelled at: making war. Roim saw war in the same way most people see sex. The pleasure he felt when thrusting his army into the enemy's flank was great than any he could feel by thrusting his... broadsword.
But no, he was reduced to this other form of thrusting (And a great deal of it, Avery's being accomplished in many things beyond fencing), and he could feel the loss. Roim the Conqueror was turning into Roim the Pansy, and his own people were now cheering for make-believe warrior with name like "The Destructonator" while his own battles were forgotten.
Something had to change. Most of his army had been disbanded, but he still had the loyalty of some 50 regiments, now equipped with modern weapons.
And the Church was said to have discovered some new lands beyond the sea. The Novan Empire surely couldn't let those weaky priest get it all, right? And the Church couldn't oppose 50 regiments wanting to join in the Crusade.
Yes, a Crusade would let give him some much-needed exercise, bring land to the House of Nova and give his people something real to cheer for.
Turning to Avery's, Roim whispered to her ear:
"Darling, I think I have a present for the baby. A whole new Kingdom!
Before she could react, Roim marched to the balcony. Below, La Tartaruga Verde was finishing to give the coup de grâce to a couple Xeno, making the crowd cheer.
Roim gestured for silence. Most of the crowd obeyed, but a couple drunk young men started shouting "Hey, Roim, why don't you descend into the Fighting pit? Bet you couldn't fell 5 Xeno!" before being silenced by the guards.
Ignoring those, Roim started speaking, in a voice that echoed across the huge, silent Stadium.
People of Nova!
I am glad to see so many of you here. We Novan love a good fight, don't we? (Cheers from the crowd)
Of course, some purist will argue that the Arena ain't the battlefield. Well, it's true: you can get a decent pint of beer on the battlefield. (More cheers).
However, the Arena lack an element of... surprise. Most of you have never fought on the field of battle. I don't blame you, if anything, this show the great job my dear Avery made managing the Empire. But as an old warrior, let me tell you this: a battle is whole new level of excitement. The charge, counter charge, the surprise as the enemy comes up right behind your line, the adrenaline rush as you turn around and save the day with your battle-brothers... Nothing I've seen here come close to this.
I know there is many a young man looking for adventure among you. The Church is said to have found a whole new Xeno kingdom. It is said their warrior are bigger and meaner than any you've seen in these walls. It is also said that their riches dwarf anything you could find in the whole House of Nova. This glory, those riches, they'll be ours! Starting tomorrow, we'll recruit any young man wanting glory and riches. If he agrees, La Tartaruga Verde himself will lead this corp of volunteer. I hope to see many of you under the banners of the House of Nova!
Turning around, Roim address Avery. "What did you thing of it my dear? I'm afraid those volunteers won't be enough though. I want you to meet with Azthor and see how many regiment of regulars we can spare. Now, I'll let you with your friend, I have business to address. And don't overwork yourself my dear, you must think of the baby.
Arrange meeting with the Gladiator Guild and Trent. Both meeting will be officious, in my private study.
Orders recruiting office to be set up in all the major towns and cities across the realm. Volunteer will be given armor and weapons, food and board and a share of the spoils of war. No pay, but the touted reward should be enormous and include land and titles. The Officers will be selected amongst myu old militiamen.
Ask for an inventory of all the ships available across the land, including merchantmen.
Send a messenger to the Archon, saying the House of Nova joined the Crusade, the Procreator be blessed.