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[Sinpwn]

>Kevin: Try to convert some of the programs already on the computer onto your arm.

[Darvi]

Since BD doesn't seem to post despite my PM, I'll just update whenever I'm finished.

[Bdthemag]

Sorry, internet has been acting weird.

>Darryl:Examine the SBURB Website to see if the beta is out yet.

[Darvi]

I'll update later today once we're done with shopping.

[Darvi]

Mindy:

>Mindy: Head out the door. Pretend room isn't ruined.

[6] ROOM? What ROOM? You are certain that you never had, have or will ever be in the possession of a ROOM that may or may not be ruined.
[4] You go out of the non-existent ROOM and into the corridor, where you are immediately not assaulted by any kind of Guardian whatsoever.
[3] You don't quite remember where you put your trusty RAPIER, but are sure that it was somewhere on the first floor. Or second, depending on where you live.

Mikael:

>Get that keyboard plugged in and find a copy of that game

[4] YOU plug in that KEYBOARD and, apart from the SHIFT KEY; it still works fine.
[2] YOU try to find an online copy of the GAME; but because you don't have a BETA KEY; you cannot download it. BUGGER:

Derek:

Captcha sandvich. Return stair-wards and check on the script.

You add the SANDVICH to your ARRAY and try to scuttle back towards your ROOM.
[2] However, you cannot return to your ROOM because DADHEARST is too busy blocking the kitchen exit.

Victoria:

>Victoria: Attempt to distract elder sister with the cuteness of STOKER. Then allocate the silver chain to the strife specibus whether or not she looks and go on the attack!

[3] Unfortunately you left STOKER upstairs and cannot use him for anything. However you can still allocate your CHAIN to your STRIFE DECK and engage in STRIFE.

Spoiler: STRIFE (click to show/hide)

>Attack
>Aggress
>Aggrieve (-1)
>Assault (+1)
>Artillerate
>Annihilate

>Auto-parry
>Abscond

Kevin:

>Kevin: Try to convert some of the programs already on the computer onto your arm.

[2] That would be an excellent idea if your arm had anything resembling an everyday OS on it.
But alas, it doesn't. You'll need to either find some specialized programs or install a new OS on your arm if you want to use your arm for anything other than grasping stuff.
Which you have become pretty decent at by now. At least you won't drop any VALUABLE OBJECTS any more often than you would with your old ARM, which is still lying on the floor.
It has stopped bleeding, and now your floor is absolutely covered in BLOOD.

Daryll:

>Darryl:Examine the SBURB Website to see if the beta is out yet.

[1] You head to your COMPUTER and... wait, you don't remember turning it off earlier.
You try to turn it on, but fail miserably. Your unadulterated AGGRESSION appears to have blown a fuse, and now your ROOM has no POWER.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Name: Derek Coonan
Chumroll: autisticGamer
Sylladex Modus: Array
Abstratus: Staffkind

Sylladex:
Strife deck: Staff of the Dadhearst

Name: Victoria Shelley
Chumroll: trenchantApparition
Sylladex Modus: Hourglass
Abstratus: Chainkind

Sylladex: Silver Chain
Strife deck:

Name: Mikael Mavern
Chumroll: lunarAgressor
Sylladex Modus: Lunar Modus
Abstratus: Cardkind

Sylladex:
Strife deck: Tarot Deck

Name: Mindy Manson
Chumroll: swiftJudgement
Sylladex Modus: Hash Tag Modus
Abstratus: Rapier wit

Sylladex:
Strife deck:

Name: Kevin Jameson
Chumroll: tenebrousAbysmal
Sylladex Modus: Wallet
Abstratus: Glaivekind Staffkind, Bladekind

Sylladex:
Strife deck: Gearstaff, Ductblade


Name: Darryl Peterson
Chumroll: luckyAce
Sylladex Modus: Blackjack Modus
Abstratus: Dicekind, Flailkind

Sylladex:
Strife deck: Loaded Dice, Marmatite Star

[Dermonster]

> Greet dadhearst. If he initiates a strife, start screaming in broken British and annihilate.

[freeformschooler]

>Adventure to first floor to retrieve rapier regardless of first floor's exist-o-status

Also, I like the way you did the Strife gif.

[Darvi]

Also, I like the way you did the Strife gif.

I attempted to make SIS the pinkest I could possibly manage, just to set a stark contrast. That includes her using the same hair-dye as Vicky, but instead of only dyeing the tips (which results in that horizontal line), she dyes entire strands of hair (which are vertical). Also, guess what the red, mixed with the white from the hair, becomes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That's right. Even more pink.

[Sinpwn]

Kevin: Pretend the BLOOD is a CARPET. Change OS on arm to that of the computer, then transfer everything possible. See if the arm is detachable. If so, proceed to put real arm in the freezer.

[Darvi]

"Keeeviiiiin, have you been chopping up the neighbours' kids again?"

[wolfchild]

>DO not take no for an answer, check the pirate warehouse

[Bdthemag]

>Darryl: God dammit, BASH THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A MADMAN.

[Darvi]

>Darryl: God dammit, BASH THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A MADMAN.

D:

*was totally expecting some defenestration*

[SeriousConcentrate]

>Victoria: Assault Sis! Gothically, of course.

[Darvi]

Derek:

> Greet dadhearst. If he initiates a strife, start screaming in broken British and annihilate.

Son, he is disappoint. How many times does he have to tell you that you have to clean up behind you when you take FOOD out of the REFRIDGERATOR.
He will not move out of the way until you put the FOOD back into the REFRIDGERATOR. You decide to get past him anyway.

STRIFE

[autofail] You attempt to ANNIHILATE DADHEARST, but then you remember that you haven't unlocked this command yet.

 >Attack
 >Aggress (-1)
 >Aggrieve
 >Assault
 >Artillerate
 >Annihilate (+1)
 
 >Auto-parry
 >Abscond

 >Accede

Mindy:

>Adventure to first floor to retrieve rapier regardless of first floor's exist-o-status

[4] You already are on the first floor, dumbass.

There's three rooms up here. To the right side there's the BATHROOM. On the other side of the corridor there's the TROPHY ROOM, where you store all the things that shows what awesome stuff you did. It also doubles as a second LIVING ROOM, which is cool if you want to impress friends who come over to play your rad VIDEO GAMES.

You don't see your RAPIER in the corridor, so you assume it's got to be in one of the rooms.

Kevin:

Kevin: Pretend the BLOOD is a CARPET. Change OS on arm to that of the computer, then transfer everything possible. See if the arm is detachable. If so, proceed to put real arm in the freezer.

[6] Blood? What blood? You don't see no blood. You only see this blood-red carpet lying on the floor. You think that's maybe why we're so confused.

[3] You manage to find an ARMOS on the internet that's compatible with most of the usual file formats. You install it, but unfortunately your ARM's HARD DISC isn't big enough for all of your files. You should choose wisely.

[2] But before you do that, you try to detach your ARM. Actually, you don't do that. Detaching your ARM would make you bleed all over the place again, and that would be very stupid indeed. Better to keep it where it is.

Mikael:

>DO not take no for an answer, check the pirate warehouse

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[2] NEVER!

Darryl:

>Darryl: God dammit, BASH THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A MADMAN.

[4] If violence put you into this mess, then violence surely can get you out of it too. You start hammering the DOOR with strong, well aimed blows, and the wood starts to crack immediately. Soon enough, your attempt to break out of your own ROOM was an overwhelming success.

Victoria:

>Victoria: Assault Sis! Gothically, of course.

[3]+1 vs. [5]+2

You attempt to BIND your SIS with the CHAIN, but your ATTEMPT gets effortlessly blocked by a GLITTER-PARRY.
Oh Gog do you hate it when she does that.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Name: Derek Coonan
 Chumroll:[/color] autisticGamer
 Sylladex Modus: Array
 Abstratus: Staffkind
 
 Sylladex:
 Strife deck: Staff of the Dadhearst
 
 Name: Victoria Shelley
 Chumroll: trenchantApparition
 Sylladex Modus: Hourglass
 Abstratus: Chainkind
 
 Sylladex: Silver Chain
 Strife deck:
 
 Name: Mikael Mavern
 Chumroll: lunarAgressor
 Sylladex Modus: Lunar Modus
 Abstratus: Cardkind
 
 Sylladex:
 Strife deck: Tarot Deck
 
 Name: Mindy Manson
 Chumroll: swiftJudgement
 Sylladex Modus: Hash Tag Modus
 Abstratus: Rapier wit
 
 Sylladex:
 Strife deck:
 
 Name: Kevin Jameson
 Chumroll: tenebrousAbysmal
 Sylladex Modus: Wallet
 Abstratus: Glaivekind Staffkind, Bladekind
 
 Sylladex:
 Strife deck: Gearstaff, Ductblade
 
 
 Name: Darryl Peterson
 Chumroll: luckyAce
 Sylladex Modus: Blackjack Modus
 Abstratus: Dicekind, Flailkind
 
 Sylladex:
 Strife deck: Loaded Dice, Marmatite Star