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[Dermonster]

Activate DOWNLOAD MONITORING script, which will continually try to download the game until successful without user input. Welp, time to get a sandwich. Head on downstairs, observing the surrounding hallways and such for no reason.

[freeformschooler]

>Well, heck. Get on the INTERNET and download that NEW GAME your friends told you about.

Wait no.

>Mindy: Explore outside your room.

[Sinpwn]

>Attach some lights and gears to Impstaff and Bladesmite to make them look more convoluted. See if my new arm has a computer in it.

[Bdthemag]

>Darryl: Go downstairs and GREET your FATHER.

[wolfchild]

>Get some food and make a coffee, then return to your computer

[Eagle0600]

Did you know you got Mikael and Daryll's colours confused in the update? Minor problem, but it would probably be a bad idea to perpetuate it going forward, as it's the only way to tell their shortened chum-handles apart.

[SeriousConcentrate]

>Victoria: Pester lunarAgressor.

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

-- trenchantApparition [TA] began pestering lunarAgressor [LA] --
TA: Hell0. Are y0u d0ing anything right n0w?
LA: Oh I didn't notice you there I had to hunt down some food
LA: What are you howling at me for?
TA: There is a new game c0ming 0ut. I have a c0py pre-0rdered.
TA: The pr0blem is that it requires at least tw0 players.
LA: So you want me in the pack?
TA: Yes.
TA: I was w0ndering if y0u wanted t0 be my server player, 0r my client player.
LA: Well you are the alpha in this, what would you prefer
TA: I have n0 preference at the m0ment. I am curi0us ab0ut b0th aspects 0f the game.
LA: Well then I think I will go in first, and sniff out the intricacies
TA: All right. I will be y0ur server player then.
TA: I am planning 0n c0ntacting my 0ther friends as well and setting up a chain.
TA: My idea is that 0nce y0u are in the game, y0u can c0nnect t0 an0ther as their server player, and they can c0nnect, f0rming a chain until I am s0me0ne's client.
LA: That makes a fair ammount of sense, who else have you got slated for this pack?
TA: swiftJudgement, tenebr0usAbysmal, autisticGamer, and luckyAce.
TA: I have yet t0 speak t0 them 0f my idea.
LA: Good luck howling at Autistic, I tried a while ago and he did not respond
TA: I see. I will try t0 c0ntact him later, then, when he is n0t quite s0 busy. 0_0
TA: Which w0uld y0u prefer t0 be the server f0r?
LA: Personaly I have a fondness for Lucky ace, I have no idea why
TA: I will leave him t0 y0u, then. I d0 n0t have my c0py 0f the game just yet, alth0ugh it sh0uld be in the mail.
LA: I will have to go hunt down a copy anyway
TA: All right. I am sure AG pr0bably has a less-scrupul0us meth0d 0f getting a c0py. If necessary I am sure he w0uld help 0ut.
LA: He has seemed to Exile himself hasn't he
TA: That is true. 0_0
TA: Excuse me. I need t0 check the mail.
LA: Later then

>Victoria: Go to window and check mailbox to see if the arm-thingy is up.

(I figured someone had to have the chain idea, so to facilitate matters, why not have it be the chick who actually uses chains as her weapon...? :3)

[Darvi]

Did you know you got Mikael and Daryll's colours confused in the update? Minor problem, but it would probably be a bad idea to perpetuate it going forward, as it's the only way to tell their shortened chum-handles apart.

Note the turn name.

[Darvi]

Derek:

Activate DOWNLOAD MONITORING script, which will continually try to download the game until successful without user input. Welp, time to get a sandwich. Head on downstairs, observing the surrounding hallways and such for no reason.

[6] You start running your DOWNLOAD MONITORING SCRIPT, which immediately begins to waste your bandwidth on downloading all the other GAMES that you had on queue.
You guess that it gets something done at least, so you leave it be for now.

[4] You go out of your ROOM and walk down the STAIRS like a normal person. You also carefully watch the surrounding area.
For no reason. You definitely don't think that anything is going to burst through a wall Kool-aid man style or anything. You don't even know yourself why you oh you're in the KITCHEN now.

Mindy:

>Mindy: Explore outside your room.

[3] You cannot explore outside of your ROOM because, as previously mentioned, you can't even find the way out anymore.

Kevin:

>Attach some lights and gears to Impstaff and Bladesmite to make them look more convoluted. See if my new arm has a computer in it.

[5] Using your other arm and some duct tape, you manage to upgrade your weapons. You have created GEARSTAFF and DUCTBLADE.
 
[3] As it turns out, your ARM doesn't have any functions other than those required to be a good arm.
You are however reasonable confident that it's possible to give it an UPGRADE. Maybe you could download some APPS or something.

Daryll:

>Darryl: Go downstairs and GREET your FATHER.

[2] Unfortunately you cannot leave your ROOM until you beat the SECURITY LOCK of your door at a game of BLACKJACK.

Lousy stupid security mechanisms that always activate when it's the least convenient.

Mikael:

>Get some food and make a coffee, then return to your computer

[1] You go into the KITCHEN to fetch a SAMMICH and a CUP OF COFFEE, and return to your computer.
 
You take a bite out of the SAMMICH when you notice that the taste is somehow off. A quick glance at the bread reveals that it has been halfway covered in MOULD.
You quickly spit out, but tip over the cup in the process, spilling the SCALDING BREW all over your HAND and DESK.
 
You feel sick and your HAND is burnt. Almost as if you had been a victim to some truly UNHEALTHY INCENDIARIES.
 
Your KEYBOARD has been short-circuited too. Great.

Victoria:

>Victoria: Go to window and check mailbox to see if the arm-thingy is up.

[4] IT'S UP.
 
IT'S UP, IT'S UP, IT'S UP.
 
Wait what are you so excited about? It's not like the postman is supposed to put it up if he brings the MAIL, rather than putting it down when he takes something away.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Name: Derek Coonan
Chumroll:autisticGamer
Sylladex Modus: Array
Abstratus: Staffkind (+1 to Annihilation, -1 to Aggression)

Sylladex:
Strife deck: Staff of the Dadhearst

Name: Victoria Shelley
Chumroll: trenchantApparition
Sylladex Modus: Hourglass
Abstratus: Chainkind (+1 to Assaults, -1 to Aggrievance)

Sylladex: Silver Chain
Strife deck:

Name: Mikael Mavern
Chumroll: lunarAgressor
Sylladex Modus: Lunar Modus
Abstratus: Cardkind (No modifiers to Strife, may have special effects)

Sylladex:
Strife deck: Tarot Deck

Status: SICK BURNS

Name: Mindy Manson
Chumroll: swiftJudgement
Sylladex Modus: Hash Tag Modus
Abstratus: Rapier wit (+1 to Aggrievance, -1 to Assault)

Sylladex:
Strife deck:

Name: Kevin Jameson
Chumroll: tenebrousAbysmal
Sylladex Modus: Wallet
Abstratus: Glaivekind (+1 to Aggression, -1 to Aggrievance) Staffkind (+1 to Annihilation, -1 to Aggression), Bladekind (+1 to Aggrievance, -1 to Assault)

Sylladex:
Strife deck: Gearstaff, Ductblade


Name: Darryl Peterson
Chumroll: luckyAce
Sylladex Modus: Blackjack Modus
Abstratus: Dicekind (No modifiers to Strife, may have special effects), Flailkind (+1 to Aggression, -1 to Aggrievance)

Sylladex:
Strife deck:

Spoiler: Notes (click to show/hide)

Welcome to the club of people who got scarred for life by coffee. Have a cuppa tea.

[Dermonster]

Make the ULTIMATE SANDVICH, to help kill TINY BABY BLU TEAM with! Da hahaha!


*Guess what game I've been binging on lately.*

[Darvi]

Terraria?

[freeformschooler]

>Consult ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA on what to do if your CHAOS CLEAN UP has ruined your life.

[Dermonster]

Terraria?

*Can't tell if serious or deliberately joking.*

It's, uh, TF2.

[Sinpwn]

Log onto the interwebs and see if there is a website for robot arm programs.

[wolfchild]

>Get to that first aid kit stat, mister; also getting one of your many spare keyboards would be a good idea