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[Loud Whispers]

But some Dwarves have moustaches, and some have beards. I'm saying, what about those that have beards and moustaches?

[Necro910]

But some Dwarves have moustaches, and some have beards. I'm saying, what about those that have beards and moustaches?

I am not killing them because they have mustaches, beards are the good part.

Dwarves are spared, humans and elves are to be burned.

[Loud Whispers]

But some Dwarves have moustaches, and some have beards. I'm saying, what about those that have beards and moustaches?

I am not killing them because they have mustaches, beards are the good part.

Dwarves are spared, humans and elves are to be burned.

What about Humans with beards then?

[Necro910]

But some Dwarves have moustaches, and some have beards. I'm saying, what about those that have beards and moustaches?

I am not killing them because they have mustaches, beards are the good part.

Dwarves are spared, humans and elves are to be burned.

What about Humans with beards then?

They'll be spared, but not allowed to breed to otherwise flourish. Food will be spread determined by a beard contest 

[King DZA]

Well goddamn it, Necro. How am I supposed to be omnipotent god-king of everything if you go off engulfing the world in a fiery holocaust?

[Loud Whispers]

Well goddamn it, Necro. How am I supposed to be omnipotent god-king of everything if you go off engulfing the world in a fiery holocaust?

Hmph. The choice between King DZA's world and Necro910's world...

[Necro910]

Well goddamn it, Necro. How am I supposed to be omnipotent god-king of everything if you go off engulfing the world in a fiery holocaust?

You'll be king of everything if there is nothing, so technically I just satisfied your inner desires.

Brace yourself, Ragnarok is coming.

Well goddamn it, Necro. How am I supposed to be omnipotent god-king of everything if you go off engulfing the world in a fiery holocaust?

Hmph. The choice between King DZA's world and Necro910's world...

His is better for you, mine is better for the universe 

I should start a cult. That'd be fun, wouldn't it?

[Loud Whispers]

Armok's cult is better

[King DZA]

But being in control of everything if everything is nothing is hardly anything at all.

How about this, You can have the planet Neptune, and I'll just look after everything else. No one gives a shit about Neptune, so you can do whatever you want with it. It can even be your cult's HQ!

[Loud Whispers]

But being in control of everything if everything is nothing is hardly anything at all.

How about this, You can have the planet Neptune, and I'll just look after everything else. No one gives a shit about Neptune, so you can do whatever you want with it. It can even be your cult's HQ!

As long as humanity doesn't asplode, and no one touches my bread, this sounds marginally less horrific.

[Necro910]

But being in control of everything if everything is nothing is hardly anything at all.

How about this, You can have the planet Neptune, and I'll just look after everything else. No one gives a shit about Neptune, so you can do whatever you want with it. It can even be your cult's HQ!

My goal is extinction of humanity, not destroying the Earth.

If I wanted to blow up a planet, I'd send a rocket to Uranus to blow up the methane atmosphere.
No pun intended 

But being in control of everything if everything is nothing is hardly anything at all.

How about this, You can have the planet Neptune, and I'll just look after everything else. No one gives a shit about Neptune, so you can do whatever you want with it. It can even be your cult's HQ!

As long as humanity doesn't asplode, and no one touches my bread, this sounds marginally less horrific.

But your doors are still gone *trollface*

[Loud Whispers]

You leave doors out of this 

[King DZA]

Extinction of humanity? Would't that plan kind of end up...backfiring? Besides, uplifting humanity is still on my SINTGD list, and I can't very well do that if all of humanity is nothing but ash and charred bones.

[Necro910]

Extinction of humanity? Would't that plan kind of end up...backfiring?

Nope.

I'm willing to make sacrifices for the greater good, are you?

[King DZA]

No worries, I'm not creepy, I just have slightly unconventional methods of striving for the greater good. In the long run, I'm only doing what's best for everyone.


Even if they don't know it yet.

Is that even a real question? Or did you just want to hear the sound of the imaginary voice that you've assigned to me in your head?