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Author Topic: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?  (Read 9700 times)

King DZA

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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #45 on: December 07, 2011, 12:19:39 pm »
I wonder, if dwarves began devouring the corpses their pointy eared opponents, would that make the elves respect them, or just piss them off even more?
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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #46 on: December 07, 2011, 12:22:05 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on December 07, 2011, 12:19:39 pm
I wonder, if dwarves began devouring the corpses their pointy eared opponents, would that make the elves respect them, or just piss them off even more?
The hilarious thing is, the elves would indeed respect them more, and not go to war as often, as their morals would be that much more alike.

DF huh, where eating your enemy makes your enemy your friend.
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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #47 on: December 07, 2011, 12:25:37 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 07, 2011, 12:22:05 pm
Quote from: King DZA on December 07, 2011, 12:19:39 pm
I wonder, if dwarves began devouring the corpses their pointy eared opponents, would that make the elves respect them, or just piss them off even more?
The hilarious thing is, the elves would indeed respect them more, and not go to war as often, as their morals would be that much more alike.

DF huh, where eating your enemy makes your enemy your friend.
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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #48 on: December 07, 2011, 12:27:50 pm »
So, consume their bodies=gain their trust? Looks like I'll have to take another tour of the raws soon. After I get my war bitches to work, of course.
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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #49 on: December 07, 2011, 12:30:46 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on December 07, 2011, 12:27:50 pm
So, consume their bodies=gain their trust? Looks like I'll have to take another tour of the raws soon. After I get my war bitches to work, of course.

King DZA, have I ever mentioned just how creepy you are? Calmly manufacturing boxes of fun in a fortress full of smiling dwarves...
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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #50 on: December 07, 2011, 12:46:25 pm »
No worries, I'm not creepy, I just have slightly unconventional methods of striving for the greater good. In the long run, I'm only doing what's best for everyone.


Even if they don't know it yet.
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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #51 on: December 07, 2011, 01:09:48 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on December 07, 2011, 12:46:25 pm
No worries, I'm not creepy, I just have slightly unconventional methods of striving for the greater good. In the long run, I'm only doing what's best for everyone.


Even if they don't know it yet.

:-X

Again with the creepy... Is it worse that I think that sentence would be normal if it was about world destruction? :d
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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #52 on: December 07, 2011, 01:11:40 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 07, 2011, 01:09:48 pm
Quote from: King DZA on December 07, 2011, 12:46:25 pm
No worries, I'm not creepy, I just have slightly unconventional methods of striving for the greater good. In the long run, I'm only doing what's best for everyone.


Even if they don't know it yet.

:-X

Again with the creepy... Is it worse that I think that sentence would be normal if it was about world destruction? :d
This is the same crap I say to people when they ask me about my grim views.
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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #53 on: December 07, 2011, 01:18:57 pm »
You have grim views? You always seem pretty cheery to me.
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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #54 on: December 07, 2011, 01:23:45 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on December 07, 2011, 01:18:57 pm
You have grim views? You always seem pretty cheery to me.
I wish for the eternal burning of mankind.

Magma, it speaks to me  :P
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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #55 on: December 07, 2011, 01:30:49 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on December 07, 2011, 01:23:45 pm
Quote from: King DZA on December 07, 2011, 01:18:57 pm
You have grim views? You always seem pretty cheery to me.
I wish for the eternal burning of mankind.

Magma, it speaks to me  :P

What if all of mankind wore a large moustache?
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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #56 on: December 07, 2011, 01:34:47 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 07, 2011, 01:30:49 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on December 07, 2011, 01:23:45 pm
Quote from: King DZA on December 07, 2011, 01:18:57 pm
You have grim views? You always seem pretty cheery to me.
I wish for the eternal burning of mankind.

Magma, it speaks to me  :P

What if all of mankind wore a large moustache?
I'm sure this is a reference of some kind.

I just don't know what to  :-[
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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #57 on: December 07, 2011, 01:56:47 pm »
Who cares? Moustaches are awesome.
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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #58 on: December 07, 2011, 02:02:15 pm »
o.o

That guy just invented the single strongest argument against dwarves who have beards, and no moustaches.
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Re: All humorous racism aside, what do the elves usually bring you?
« Reply #59 on: December 07, 2011, 02:04:48 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on December 07, 2011, 01:56:47 pm
Who cares? Moustaches are awesome.
Ah, OK.

But mustaches are not beards. THEY MUST ALL BURN

Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 07, 2011, 02:02:15 pm
o.o

That guy just invented the single strongest argument against dwarves who have beards, and no moustaches.
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