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[Eric Blank]

They might not accept animals either, still. Haven't tried after I first learned how to deal with elves, but in 40d they didn't accept animals or animal products.

Mostly I sieze any goods I desire from the elves, or any caravan that pisses me off by not accepting a perfectly sound offer. Usually, the caged animals and wood, but I also take alcohol, plants and plant seeds, cloth when I'm in short supply, and sometimes sand, although if a map doesn't have a natural sand layer then I almost never set up a glassmakers workshop.

[Sutremaine]

No, they're fine with animal products. I wonder if they'd get annoyed if you sold them a non-wood cage containing an elf wearing a wooden item?

[Mitchewawa]

No, they're fine with animal products. I wonder if they'd get annoyed if you sold them a non-wood cage containing an elf wearing a wooden item?

"What? How could you have not eaten your sentient prisoners!? Barbarians!"

[Tiruin]

No, they're fine with animal products. I wonder if they'd get annoyed if you sold them a non-wood cage containing an elf wearing a wooden item?

"What? How could you have not eaten your sentient prisoners!? Barbarians!"

Hello stereotype! Elves [in DF] only eat the corpses of those they KILL IN BATTLE, that is, their SLAIN enemies 

[jellsprout]

Getting them to bring lots of war animals (which are heavy for not much of a price tag) requires carefully conditioning them over the years - the favoured way usually being to pillage and slaughter them since that counts as "we made a loss this year" to them (and not "we must avenge our fallen").

No, they still wish to avenge their fallen. They just slightly misunderstood the "Send the War Elephants!" cry.

I like the elves. First they fill me with booze, then they bring out their wood.

[Sutremaine]

I like the elves. First they fill me with booze, then they bring out their wood.

No dinner first? I wouldn't like them.

[Loud Whispers]

I like the elves. First they fill me with booze, then they bring out their wood.

No dinner first? I wouldn't like them.

You want some prepared Giant Badger intestine with your roasted Camel tripe?

[Necro910]

I like the elves. First they fill me with booze, then they bring out their wood.

No dinner first? I wouldn't like them.

You want some prepared Giant Badger intestine with your roasted Camel tripe?

No crundle jokes? I am impressed.

[Loud Whispers]

I like the elves. First they fill me with booze, then they bring out their wood.

No dinner first? I wouldn't like them.

You want some prepared Giant Badger intestine with your roasted Camel tripe?

No crundle jokes? I am impressed.

You jinxed it >->

[keyreper]

greif, anger, and trained roaches

[The13thRonin]

*Elf skin beds*
*Elf bone tables*
*Elf bone chairs*
*Elf hair socks*
*Elf hair mittens*
*Elf heart roasts*

[Loud Whispers]

*Elf heart roasts*

Dude. Eating your fallen sentient enemies... That's low. That's like an ELF low.

[Necro910]

*Elf heart roasts*

Dude. Eating your fallen sentient enemies... That's low. That's like an ELF low.

A Fun fact for you: Elves eat their slain enemies

[Loud Whispers]

*Elf heart roasts*

Dude. Eating your fallen sentient enemies... That's low. That's like an ELF low.

A Fun fact for you: Elves eat their slain enemies

Not animals though.
'Cos anything fluffy is liek a tree £:

[Necro910]

*Elf heart roasts*

Dude. Eating your fallen sentient enemies... That's low. That's like an ELF low.

A Fun fact for you: Elves eat their slain enemies

Not animals though.
'Cos anything fluffy is liek a tree £:

Animals aren't their enemies