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I am Leo

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Re: New recruits tend to bite a lot?
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2011, 09:32:47 am »
The best I ever had was a dwarf biting a goblin on the mouth from behind, sending the head sailing off in an arc.
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Re: New recruits tend to bite a lot?
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2011, 12:45:06 pm »
Quote from: I am Leo on December 05, 2011, 09:32:47 am
The best I ever had was a dwarf biting a goblin on the mouth from behind, sending the head sailing off in an arc.

Now that...

Just wait a minute...

No.

I give up DF. Just no.
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Re: New recruits tend to bite a lot?
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2011, 12:48:38 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 05, 2011, 12:45:06 pm
Quote from: I am Leo on December 05, 2011, 09:32:47 am
The best I ever had was a dwarf biting a goblin on the mouth from behind, sending the head sailing off in an arc.

Now that...

Just wait a minute...

No.

I give up DF. Just no.
Logic: The dorf smashed its head through the back of the goblin's head and bit the goblin's lips Then the dorf pulled hard, and ripped what was left of the head off.

NOW THAT'S HOW YOU GIVE A MOTHERFUCKING KISS
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Re: New recruits tend to bite a lot?
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2011, 12:58:01 pm »
That or the dwarf somehow smashed his skull through the goblin's chest, bit its lips through the now gaping hole and ripped the Goblin's head off.

Yeah....
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Re: New recruits tend to bite a lot?
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2011, 01:03:29 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 05, 2011, 12:58:01 pm
That or the dwarf somehow smashed his skull through the goblin's chest, bit its lips through the now gaping hole and ripped the Goblin's head off.

Yeah....
Dwarven surgeons are not the topic of discussion here.
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Re: New recruits tend to bite a lot?
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2011, 01:05:03 pm »
I was imagining the dwarf attempting to bite the goblin's mouth from behind, lunging toward it, and colliding with the back of the goblin so hard that it's head flew off.

Your ideas are far more horrifying, though. So thanks for that.
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Re: New recruits tend to bite a lot?
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2011, 01:06:36 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on December 05, 2011, 01:05:03 pm
I was imagining the dwarf attempting to bite the goblin's mouth from behind, lunging toward it, and colliding with the back of the goblin so hard that it's head flew off.

Your ideas are far more horrifying, though. So thanks for that.

At this point they're all interchangeable...

Where's that sig quote that all you need to scar people for life is read them a DF battle report?
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Re: New recruits tend to bite a lot?
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2011, 01:18:57 pm »
Once a Axe/spear lord bited anAMETHYST demon wing off.
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Re: New recruits tend to bite a lot?
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2011, 01:20:33 pm »
Quote from: peskyninja on December 05, 2011, 01:18:57 pm
Once a Axe/spear lord bited anAMETHYST demon wing off.

What about a Salt Titan being bitten to death by dwarves? I like to imagine they were eating it alive with some chicken and plump helmet roast £:
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Re: New recruits tend to bite a lot?
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2011, 01:27:32 pm »
NOO! I just imagined a blob of vomit being bitten to death...

Goddamn it, brain. This is why we can't have nice thoughts.
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Re: New recruits tend to bite a lot?
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2011, 01:28:33 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on December 05, 2011, 01:27:32 pm
NOO! I just imagined a blob of vomit being bitten to death...

Goddamn it, brain. This is why we can't have nice thoughts.
Better than a... "filth" "blob" being bit to death.
Let that "sink" in.
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Re: New recruits tend to bite a lot?
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2011, 01:31:07 pm »
Urist McVampire attacks Urist McLegendaryEatyoface.

Urist McLegendaryEatyoface bites Urist McVampire, shaking him by the teeth. x99

The severed teeth sail into the air in an arc!
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Re: New recruits tend to bite a lot?
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2011, 01:48:14 pm »
For some reason, I'm tempted to remove the arms from a few dwarves, cover them in armor, and attempt to create the world's greatest biting/kicking squad ever. That way, I could provide generous amounts of nightmare fuel to both myself, and my enemies!
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Re: New recruits tend to bite a lot?
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2011, 01:50:08 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on December 05, 2011, 01:48:14 pm
For some reason, I'm tempted to remove the arms from a few dwarves, cover them in armor, and attempt to create the world's greatest biting/kicking squad ever. That way, I could provide generous amounts of nightmare fuel to both myself, and my enemies!
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Re: New recruits tend to bite a lot?
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2011, 01:52:15 pm »
You know what makes that even more hilarious? They would be running through my DeathMaze.
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