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How are you liking the story so far?

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WHY THE FUCK ARE WE CHASING A SNAIL MADE OF SALT?!

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Author Topic: You are a DEMON! (An HFS-inspired game)  (Read 2747 times)

King DZA

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Re: You are a DEMON! (An HFS-inspired game)
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2011, 06:48:23 pm »

Summon the second highest ranking demon there is, and tell him/her/it to inform all of the inhabitants of hell that there's going to be some changes in the underworld from now on, and anyone who doesn't like them is going to be having a little one on one meeting with you personally.

NRDL

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Re: You are a DEMON! (An HFS-inspired game)
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2011, 07:13:41 pm »

Chase down the snail and kill it. It's obviously spying for someone.

Kill the snail.  THEN, drink souls.
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Re: You are a DEMON! (An HFS-inspired game)
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2011, 08:54:54 pm »

Chase the snail.

It is a snail after all.

It's slow.
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Re: You are a DEMON! (An HFS-inspired game)
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2011, 11:16:17 pm »

With you now in charge of Hell(or at least you think), you sit down on the throne, the pedestal with the cup of souls sitting on top of it. You wondered what it would be like to lead a group of crazed demons. As you sit down and ponder, you nearly forgot about the fresh corpse of the once-great leader, and to remember, you slide your right hands' fingers over some blood on the stone floor. You can tell that the floor is not made of Slade. you begin to rub your blood-stained fingers together, the blood having a leather-like feel, somehow. Nevertheless, you rub as much of the blood as you can off your fingers into the cup. As soon as the first drop touches the cup, the SCREAMS COME BACK,  AND WITH EACH DROP GET LOUDER, YOUR LAUGHTER MAKING YOU MORE INSANE, AND THEN IN A FLASH, it all dies down. You have a bad feeling about this.

2 minutes have passed and nothing happens. Maybe nothing will-

WOOSH! Light blue glowing lights fly all around the room, some even going in circles around you. You begin to freak out, hiding behind the throne, as the lights begin to focus onto one area, you stand up, walk towards the pedestal, looking at an empty cup. Whatever those lights are doing, they are forming something that is hard to recognize, but you lose your focus when you see the snail made of salt returns with 2 guards armed with bows!

"It's him! It's the murderer!"

Both guards proceed to fire arrows at you, one bouncing off your head with no kind of damage at all, another aiming for your left leg, which nearly hits you, but is grabbed by a figure, who then in return sets it on fire and throws it back with great force, hitting a guard directly in the middle of the chest and exploding, instantly killing the wounded guard, the explosion glancing off the snail, and knocking the second guard unconscious.

"You should have not returned," the figure calls, the room wailing, turns to you and looks at you with red eyes.

"Stop him."

Suddenly, your mind is overcome with rage, and you charge towards the snail. "What the," the snail yells, and retreats through the same way he came in, you follow him, the figure following you from behind.

You are now on 4th floor, the Blacksmith's terrace. This is where about half of all demons' trade is: the making and selling of weapons, armor, and little trinkets. As you came up the stairs, you saw the snail turn left, but you don't see any snail in sight, more specifically one made of salt.

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Re: You are a DEMON! (An HFS-inspired game)
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2011, 11:19:28 pm »

Get an anvil, use it as a weapon. Go "smithing" that stupid snail.
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Re: You are a DEMON! (An HFS-inspired game)
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2011, 11:39:00 pm »

Steal SOULS from more demons after chasing down that crazy salt snail.
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Re: You are a DEMON! (An HFS-inspired game)
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2011, 11:39:15 pm »

Go back and interrogate the guard that was knocked unconscious. If it turns out he doesn't know where to find the snail, issue an order to him and all other guards to track it down. If by chance you are unable to make him regain consciousness, steal his bow and arrows, and go snail huntin'.

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Re: You are a DEMON! (An HFS-inspired game)
« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2011, 11:42:32 pm »

I put up a poll to see how people think about the story so far. Vote away!
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: You are a DEMON! (An HFS-inspired game)
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2011, 11:59:52 pm »

I think the demon is the tortured soul of Ronald Reagan? Maybe he could share some helpful political insight to the Unknown Figure.
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Re: You are a DEMON! (An HFS-inspired game)
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2011, 12:11:08 am »

I think the demon is the tortured soul of Ronald Reagan? Maybe he could share some helpful political insight to the Unknown Figure.

"Hi, my name is Ronald Regan!"

Yeah, no.
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: You are a DEMON! (An HFS-inspired game)
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2011, 12:34:08 am »

Grab the best weapon you can find and start killing EVERYONE! One of them is probably the snail in disguise. While doing this, grab as many souls as you can and eat them, hopefully gaining some power.
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Re: You are a DEMON! (An HFS-inspired game)
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2011, 02:44:40 am »

Steal SOULS from more demons after chasing down that crazy salt snail.
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