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Pretty funny!

Fairly enjoyable.

Not too crazy about it.

No feelings.

Not liking how this is going.

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE CHASING A SNAIL MADE OF SALT?!

[Hitty40]

YOU ARE A DEMON IN HELL, WHAT NOW? ONE THAT IS MADE FROM SLADE, BUT VERY LIGHTWEIGHT, BUT NOT MUCH ELSE.

IN HELL, EVERYONE TALKS LOUDLY BECAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS SCREAMS FROM THE LOWER FLOORS BELOW. NO ONE EVER KNOWS WHY, THOUGH.

THE YEAR IS 435, AND YOU ARE 120 YEARS OLD.

YOU ARE CURRENTLY ON FLOOR 3 OF 10 OF HELL. YOU SUSPECT THERE ARE ABOUT 100 FLOORS ABOVE HELL, LEADING TO THE TOP OF THE WORLD.

BUT BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE, TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY, WHERE YOU FINALLY GET YOUR OFFICIAL NAME, AND LUCKY FOR YOU, YOUR GREAT LEADER IS DRUNK OUT OF HIS MIND FROM DRINKING SOULS, AND YOU EASILY CONVINCE HIM TO GO GET MORE SOULS IF HE LETS YOU CHOOSE YOUR NAME.

Spoiler: STATUS: UNNAMED ROCK DEMON (click to show/hide)

NAME: UNNAMED ROCK DEMON
STATUS:GOOD
WOUNDS:NONE
INVENTORY:NOTHING

Spoiler: SURROUNDINGS (click to show/hide)

YOU ARE ON FLOOR 3 OF 10 OF HELL. THE LOWEST YOU CAN POSSIBLY GET TO RIGHT NOW.

TO THE NORTH OF YOU IS YOUR GREAT LEADER, DRUNK FROM DRINKING TOO MANY SOULS.

TO SOUTH IS A GIANT SNAIL, MENACING WITH SPIKES OF FIRE AND IS MADE OF SALT.

YOU CANNOT TELL HOW BIG THE ROOM IS, BUT THERE IS ARE 2 EXITS HEADING SEPARATE DIRECTIONS THROUGH THE SOUTH.

Spoiler: Notes (click to show/hide)

Don't worry about it being in all caps, just part of the storyline I made.

Anyways, your average 'decide an action' game. Right now, you can either choose a name, or do something else.

[Trapezohedron]

He shall be christened as Roggvir Stone-Eye!

[King DZA]

Better:
Kill the leader, take his name.

He's wasted, after all. It's not like he'll put up much of a fight.

[Bdthemag]

Caps make forum games better, IT'S A PROVEN FACT!

[Hitty40]

Better:
Kill the leader, take his name.

He's wasted, after all. It's not like he'll put up much of a fight.

You sure you wanna take that route? Will take it if anyone wants to also.

[NRDL]

Better:
Kill the leader, take his name.

He's wasted, after all. It's not like he'll put up much of a fight.

I do like this.  And why is our demon "good"?.

[Hitty40]

Better:
Kill the leader, take his name.

He's wasted, after all. It's not like he'll put up much of a fight.

I do like this.  And why is our demon "good"?.

That's how...healthy you are, in a way. You would go from GOOD, WOUNDED, CRIT. WOUNDED, and TOTALLY FUCKED.

[King DZA]

Better:
Kill the leader, take his name.

He's wasted, after all. It's not like he'll put up much of a fight.

You sure you wanna take that route? Will take it if anyone wants to also.

Am I sure? Of course! We're a demon, after all. I see no reason why we wouldn't take this once in a lifetime chance to assassinate the current leader and steal his identity.

[Geen]

Demons HAVE to be traitorous bastards. Kill da leader, take his name and hat.

[Trapezohedron]

Act friendly man, then stab him in the back. We need to have guile.

[Hitty40]

"WHAT IS YOUR NAME, BEFORE I CRUSH YOU INTO BITE-SIZED PIECES!" YOUR LEADER SHOUTS AS HE TAKES ANOTHER SIP. JUST AS HE DOES, YOU USE BOTH YOUR HANDS TO CHOKE HIM, AS HE TRIES TO BREAK FREE. YOU DECIDE THAT CHOKING WON'T BE ENOUGH AND YOU POUND YOUR LEFT HAND INTO HIS SKULL WITH A CRUSHING BLOW, INSTANTLY KILLING HIM.

THE SNAIL MADE OF SALT SCREAMS, AND THEN RUNS AWAY.

YOU LOOK AT THE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS AND THEN CLENCH THEM.

"MY NAME IS DESERO HOOFSTONES THE MISTY COAST, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

Hmm, it seems to appear that the screams have stopped. Maybe they were from the souls he drinked?

You see for yourself as you take a drink from his cup THAT THE SOULS BEGIN TO SCREAM AGAIN, and then die down.

Spoiler: You (click to show/hide)

Name: Desero Hoofstones the Misty Coast
A lightweight Slade demon.
Status: good
Wounds:none
Inventory: cup of souls(in left hand)

Spoiler: Surroundings (click to show/hide)

You are currently near the throne your ex-leader sat on, and near it a pedestal where his cup of souls was.

You are still on floor 3 of 10.

You still don't know how large the room is, as you can only see so far before a fog rolls in.

To the south of you, there was a snail made of salt with spikes of fire, who just ran off through the exit to the left.

Spoiler: Notes (click to show/hide)

Well, there you have it. You just killed a leader and DRINKED MORE SOULS from the cup.

I was also thinking of kill the Slade demon, but I thought it would just suck.

[Yoink]

The screaming must continue! We must gain power!

[Nega]

keep on drinking, and sit down on the pedistal Throne. Also, put some of your Ex-leader's blood into the cup of souls. his soul shall be ours as well. MUAHAHAHAHA.

EDIT: Fixed it.

[Hitty40]

I'll put up a new update tonight before I head to bed, just to make sure everyone is updated on it.

[fergus]

Chase down the snail and kill it. It's obviously spying for someone.