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[Canalan]

sin(b)/tan(b) = Cosby.

[jhxmt]

(Not entering for the game, I'm just enjoying the awful puns!  )

A priest, a rabbi and an athiest walk into a bar.  The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

[dogstile]

EDIT: Changing my entry.

If babies can fall out, Midgets can climb in.

>> If you have to ask if you've reached overkill yet, you haven't. << changing it up. I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE ANYMORE

I'm entering and not expecting to win. My rule to myself was that I had to type the first thing that popped into my head in under seven seconds.

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't

BADUM-TUSH!

Not to ruin that, but aren't you missing six leading bits there buddy boy?

[Itnetlolor]

One day I was going for a run, but the damn thing got away so I settled for a walk.

A better one could be:

"I had to go for a run, but I was too late getting to the bathroom."

I already have the game, but this is still a fun topic.

"I'm going to be like a baby and head out."

[Flying Dice]

A pony, a man, and an elf walk into a bar. The pony says to the elf, "What brings you here?". The elf turns to the man, "I suppose you're Lazarus Long, then?"

[Paul]

Two frogs hop into a bar. The first says "Bud" The second says "Wei" The bartender says "Holy shit talking frogs!"

[Roboboy33]

A man walks into a bar, politely orders a drink and stays there for a few hours. He then takes a bus home, and goes to bed early because he has to get to work early.

Did I win?

Dont get it.

[Peewee]

A man walks into a bar. WHAM!

A man walks into a bar. A few moment later, he is thrown out by the priest, the rabbi, and the athiest, for ruining their joke.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders a drink and stays there for a few hours. He then takes a bus home, and goes to bed early because he has to get to work early.

Two frogs hop into a bar. The first says "Bud" The second says "Wei" The bartender says "Holy shit talking frogs!"

A pony, a man, and an elf walk into a bar. The pony says to the elf, "What brings you here?". The elf turns to the man, "I suppose you're Lazarus Long, then?"

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one asks for a beer. The second asks for half a beer. The third starts to ask for a quarter of a beer, but the bartender gives them 2 beers and tells them to split it up themselves.

(totally fits on one line with my two screens set up next to each other)

[Bdthemag]

A man walks into a bar. WHAM!

A man walks into a bar. A few moment later, he is thrown out by the priest, the rabbi, and the athiest, for ruining their joke.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders a drink and stays there for a few hours. He then takes a bus home, and goes to bed early because he has to get to work early.

Two frogs hop into a bar. The first says "Bud" The second says "Wei" The bartender says "Holy shit talking frogs!"

A pony, a man, and an elf walk into a bar. The pony says to the elf, "What brings you here?". The elf turns to the man, "I suppose you're Lazarus Long, then?"

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one asks for a beer. The second asks for half a beer. The third starts to ask for a quarter of a beer, but the bartender gives them 2 beers and tells them to split it up themselves.

(totally fits on one line with my two screens set up next to each other)

Hah, seen that one before. Isn't it from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? (Probably not, just the first thing I thought of when I read that joke.)

[Itnetlolor]

Just came up with this one recently while watching the Christmas at the Rockefeller Center thing. Everyone collapsed laughing for a good few minutes straight; mostly also because of how appropriate it is nowadays. It came after I was thinking how some musicians' voices tend to age like wine, and others, like milk.

"Today's culture has been aging like milk lately; It started off sweet, then went sour, then bitter, and then after a short process, turned cheesy."

The relevance of that statement could be applied to just about anything. It's my new worldview of today. Hell, I'm sigging it myself.

EDIT:
And done. Added to collection for posterity.

[Bouchart]

Have you ever noticed that men always leave the toilet seat up?

That's the joke.

[klingon13524]

A man walks into a bar, politely orders a drink and stays there for a few hours. He then takes a bus home, and goes to bed early because he has to get to work early.

Did I win?

That's two lines on my screen.

Edit: Now it's one line, but only in this quote... Fine, I guess it counts.

[Dsarker]

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. Then it's all eye scream.

[klingon13524]

Bump, in hopes that I'll get a decent (original) entry.

[shadenight123]

let's try this one:

the best way to be single is to not have a kitchen.