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EmperorNuthulu

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Re: One-liner game contest! (Lunatics allowed!) (Good entries needed)
« Reply #30 on: November 30, 2011, 05:01:19 pm »
 Well right now i'm in the middle of some trigonometry, but sine me up!
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Re: One-liner game contest! (Lunatics allowed!) (Good entries needed)
« Reply #31 on: November 30, 2011, 05:03:38 pm »
Quote from: EmperorNuthulu on November 30, 2011, 05:01:19 pm
Well right now i'm in the middle of some trigonometry, but sine me up!
Well, we all come here to get on a tangent.
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Veni, Vidi, Pompeii.
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Atomicdremora

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Re: Puntastic game giveaway! (Lunatics allowed!)
« Reply #32 on: November 30, 2011, 05:05:43 pm »
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

I lost my number, can I borrow yours?
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Re: One-liner game contest! (Lunatics allowed!) (Good entries needed)
« Reply #33 on: November 30, 2011, 05:06:14 pm »
(This joke kind of only makes sense if you're from Illinois. Palatine is a suburb)

A man driving a Scion was stopped by police in Palatine and forced to leave. Apparently Palatinians don't get along with Scionists.

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klingon13524

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Re: Puntastic game giveaway! (Lunatics allowed!)
« Reply #34 on: November 30, 2011, 05:07:11 pm »
Quote from: mattie2009 on November 30, 2011, 02:41:20 pm
Quote from: klingon13524 on November 30, 2011, 02:39:45 pm
anybody can enter
This is the worst plan in the history of ever.
Incoming Lunatic flood.
Now that I think about it, the worst plans in history turn out to be the best.
The 300 Spartans: What's that? We're supposed to hold this pass against tens of thousands of men? Sound like a great plan to me!
*Later, they are all killed, but they bring down innumerable Persians*

Ninja edit: I'm going to sleep now, I'll get back to processing entries in the morning.
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Quote from: Cthulhu on April 07, 2012, 09:06:34 pm
By creating a gobstopper that never loses its flavor he broke thermodynamics
Maybe it's parasitic. It never loses its flavor because you eventually die from having your nutrients stolen by it.

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Re: Puntastic game giveaway! (Lunatics allowed!)
« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2011, 05:13:59 pm »
Quote from: klingon13524 on November 30, 2011, 05:07:11 pm
Quote from: mattie2009 on November 30, 2011, 02:41:20 pm
Quote from: klingon13524 on November 30, 2011, 02:39:45 pm
anybody can enter
This is the worst plan in the history of ever.
Incoming Lunatic flood.
Now that I think about it, the worst plans in history turn out to be the best.
The 300 Spartans: What's that? We're supposed to hold this pass against tens of thousands of men? Sound like a great plan to me!
*Later, they are all killed, but they bring down innumerable Persians*

Ninja edit: I'm going to sleep now, I'll get back to processing entries in the morning.

Don't forget that there were 700 Thespians! That would be a tragedy!
And if you forget the Thebans present as well, why that would be a tragedy akin to Oedipus Rex!

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Re: One-liner game contest! (Lunatics allowed!) (Good entries needed)
« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2011, 06:11:11 pm »
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't ;)

BADUM-TUSH!
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Flying Dice

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Re: One-liner game contest! (Lunatics allowed!) (Good entries needed)
« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2011, 06:15:45 pm »
Just in case I wasn't clear, I don't really want the game. I'm just doing this for the pun of it.

That said, I think I might go get some chicken for summer; I'm feeling a bit peckish.
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kilakan

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Re: One-liner game contest! (Lunatics allowed!) (Good entries needed)
« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2011, 06:17:13 pm »
One day I was going for a run, but the damn thing got away so I settled for a walk.
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Re: Puntastic game giveaway! (Lunatics allowed!)
« Reply #39 on: November 30, 2011, 06:27:59 pm »
Quote from: Paul on November 30, 2011, 04:10:30 pm
A man walks into a bar with his girlfriend. A friend says "Whats up?" He replies "Nothin'." His girl says "I didn't know you were an Atheist!"

A chinese man walks into a bar. He's drinking because his wife left him.
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SirAaronIII

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Re: One-liner game contest! (Lunatics allowed!) (Good entries needed)
« Reply #40 on: November 30, 2011, 06:31:40 pm »
As the nice man said:
Quote from: Flying Dice on November 30, 2011, 06:15:45 pm
Just in case I wasn't clear, I don't really want the game. I'm just doing this for the pun of it.

A man walks into a bar. WHAM!
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Re: One-liner game contest! (Lunatics allowed!) (Good entries needed)
« Reply #41 on: November 30, 2011, 06:39:41 pm »
Quote from: SirAaronIII on November 30, 2011, 06:31:40 pm
A man walks into a bar. WHAM!

I've heard this one many times.
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Flying Dice

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Re: One-liner game contest! (Lunatics allowed!) (Good entries needed)
« Reply #42 on: November 30, 2011, 06:40:45 pm »
Quote from: Roboboy33 on November 30, 2011, 06:39:41 pm
Quote from: SirAaronIII on November 30, 2011, 06:31:40 pm
A man walks into a bar. WHAM!

I've heard this one many times.

+1.


A man walks into a bar. A few moment later, he is thrown out by the priest, the rabbi, and the athiest, for ruining their joke.
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Re: One-liner game contest! (Lunatics allowed!) (Good entries needed)
« Reply #43 on: November 30, 2011, 06:41:38 pm »
A man walks into a bar, politely orders a drink and stays there for a few hours. He then takes a bus home, and goes to bed early because he has to get to work early.

Did I win?
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Re: One-liner game contest! (Lunatics allowed!) (Good entries needed)
« Reply #44 on: November 30, 2011, 06:43:59 pm »
Quote from: Bdthemag on November 30, 2011, 06:41:38 pm
A man walks into a bar, politely orders a drink and stays there for a few hours. He then takes a bus home, and goes to bed early because he has to get to work early.

Did I win?

My antihumour was better :[
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