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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 4: CHESTS!
« Reply #60 on: December 04, 2011, 11:08:17 am »

Roll coming tonight, have to PM Yoink.
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 4: CHESTS!
« Reply #61 on: December 04, 2011, 04:07:07 pm »

Sorry! D:

Y'Sal'Ergeth shall grab the nearest human and throw them towards the zombies as a diversion, using that time to break open another chest! "Serve me, mortal, distract those walking corpses with your tasty flesh!"
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 4: CHESTS!
« Reply #62 on: December 04, 2011, 05:18:07 pm »

Sorry! D:

Y'Sal'Ergeth shall grab the nearest human and throw them towards the zombies as a diversion, using that time to break open another chest! "Serve me, mortal, distract those walking corpses with your tasty flesh!"

No problem, I was just getting worried I'd have to kill off Y'Sal.


Round 5 results coming soon!
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 4: CHESTS!
« Reply #63 on: December 04, 2011, 06:12:09 pm »

Round5/15


PLAYERS SUCK AT FIGHTING ZOMBIES! ALSO, FEEL BAD FOR ROGER!



Roger Rogerson opens up this round by opening a chest. He aquires: Assault Rifle!
Assualt Rifle: Lucky find. Good at any range, nice damages output, an all around-good gun. Ammo: 30/30


Hilda opens up another chest. Hilda gets: Nothing! Better luck next time.


Bob Mills opens up the third chest this round. It's: Potion!
Potion: Heals 20 HP and cures ailments.
He still hasn't recieved a weapon. Bet he wishes he got that Assault Rifle.

Billy-Bob Jim reloads his shotgun. (-1, reloading penalty.) He sneaks up behind Hilda, and aims the gun to her head. (4-1 vs. 4) Hilda notices at the last second and jumps away! (Shotgun ammo: 3/4)

As Dan Howarth moves away from the enemies, he decides to spend some parting shots. (-1, range penalty.) He aims his sub-machine gun at Roger. (6-1 vs. 1) Every bullet hits Roger in the chest dead on, and hits major arteries!
Roger Rogerson, Health: 100 - 40 = 60, Ailment, Major Bleeding, -8 Per Turn. Dan's SMG Ammo: 0/50
Dan moves on to open a chest. Dan gets: Grapefruit!
Grapefruit: Heals 8 HP when eaten, could use citric acid as a weapon. Huh. Another grapefruit.

Arkey looks around for another player to be his target. Since Bob Mills is the only other player in the room, Arkey throws a molotov at him. (2-4) Bob deflects the bottle with his staff, and it explodes away from him.

Y'Sal'Ergeth Grabs Billy-Bob Jim and hoists him above his head. (5 vs. 4) Saying some demonic stuff, he chucks Billy-Bob Jim into a horde of zombies as a distraction, and the flying hilly-billy slams into them! Billy Bob Jim loses hold of his Shotgun!
Zombie Horde 4 is hit by flying Billy-Bob Jim! Zombie Horde Health: 20 - 4 = 16 HP. Billy-Bob Jim loses hold of his shotgun in the zombie horde. The Zombie Horde 4 is now focused on attacking Billy Bob.
After this, Y'Sal breaks open a chest and gets: A freaking mini-gun!
Minigun: A high-risk high-reward type weapon. High risk: It takes one turn to start the motor of the mini-gun moving. Plus, the minigun puts penalities on actions requiring movements. High Reward: Absolutley destroys enemies at close range, still messes them up badly at mid-range, and could even be used at long range if you needed to. Ammo: 200


ZOMBIE HORDE ATTACK TIME!

Horde 1 attacks Bob Mills! (1 vs 4) He beats them back with his staff! Horde 1 Health: 14/20

Horde 2 attacks Arkey! (6 vs 2) They begin hitting and scratching at him, some grab ahold of him!
Arkey Health: 100- 10 = 90, Ailment: Grabbed, -1 to actions until he gets out of the grip.

Horde 3 attacks Bob Mills again! (4-2) This time they are on him before he can beat them back, and they begin attacking him!
Bob Mills Health: 100 - 6 = 94

Horde 4 attacks Billy-Bob Jim! (3 - 1) Billy-Bob starts to get away, but trips and lands on his face, hard! They kick at him!
Billy-Bob Jim Health: 100 - 8 = 92

Horde 5 attacks Roger Rogerson! (5-2) They get ontop of the bleeding man and hit him more!
Roger Rogerson: 60-8= 52, Ailment: Heavy Bleeding, -8 HP per turn.

Horde 6 attacks Hilda! (6-2) They disarm her of her bat and toss her on the ground, and proceed to stomp on her!
Hilda loses hold of her Baseball Bat! Hilda Health: 100 - 8= 92 Health.

Synopsis:

Roger lucked out and found an Assault Rifle.
Hilda failed at her luck and got an empty chest.
Bob Mills found a Potion.
Billy-Bob tried shooting Hilda’s head, but she dodged.
Dan Howarth blasted holes in Roger’s chest and found a grapefruit.
Arkey missed throwing a Molotov at Bob.
Y’Sal threw Billy-Bob at the zombies and found a mini-gun.
The zombies pretty much have started curb stomping everyone.


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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 5: ZOMBIES!
« Reply #64 on: December 04, 2011, 11:03:19 pm »

"Git off meh ya feckin undead!" retard hillybilly strength go.
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 5: ZOMBIES!
« Reply #65 on: December 04, 2011, 11:35:25 pm »

Throw a cocktail at Horde 2.
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 5: ZOMBIES!
« Reply #66 on: December 05, 2011, 02:36:41 am »

"Hrm... For a mortal-made weapon, this shall be rather suited to my needs!"
Y'Sal'Ergeth shall turn the minigun towards the nearest horde, starting the motor and readying to fire. Blowing apart the other contestants in the firing line shall be an added bonus!
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 5: ZOMBIES!
« Reply #67 on: December 05, 2011, 03:08:34 am »

Grab Roger from behind and use him as a shield whilst strangling him to death!
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 5: ZOMBIES!
« Reply #68 on: December 05, 2011, 03:09:11 am »

open fire on Y'Sal and steal his grapefruit!
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 5: ZOMBIES!
« Reply #69 on: December 05, 2011, 03:58:11 am »

Reload, stay away from any horde and that mini-gun's line of fire, open a chest.
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 5: ZOMBIES!
« Reply #70 on: December 05, 2011, 01:51:53 pm »

MURDER Y'Sal'Ergeth. Get right in his face, and try to push him into the Horde. Attack him as well, obviously. That guy's going to murder us! Also, grab a chest. It seems that others are able to attack AND get a chest, I never knew that. So do that.
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 5: ZOMBIES!
« Reply #71 on: December 05, 2011, 06:18:33 pm »

If any puny mortals should approach the mighty Y'Sal'Ergeth as he prepares to fire, he shall quickly, without removing his hand from the trigger, toss the grapefruit at them! Unless of course, that isn't possible, in which case he will continue to warm up the minigun's motor, weathering their pathetic attacks with demonic laughter!
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 5: ZOMBIES!
« Reply #72 on: December 05, 2011, 09:16:53 pm »

Round 6/15


ROUND 6: THE LAST STANDS!


((Oh, sorry Yoink, but Y'Sal can't throw his grapefruit. You'll see why.))


Billy-Bob Jim uses his strength to repel the zombies. (4 vs. 6) They keep wailing on him though, to such an extent that some of them kill each other in the process!
Billy-Bob Jim Health: 92 - 4 = 88
Horde 4 Health: 16 - 3 = 13


Arkey throws his remaining cocktail at horde 2. (4 vs. 6) It hits, and the zombies catch on fire! They are also enraged now!
Horde 2 Health: 20 - 8 = 12, Ailment: On fire, -4 per turn, Ailment 2: Enraged! Higher damage when attacking.

Y'Sal'Ergeth points his mini-gun at Horde 4 and starts the motor spinning! It will be ready next round!

Hilda MD grabs Roger from behind and starts using him as a shield, while simultainiously putting him in a chokehold! (5 vs 6) He grappels with her and rolls around, eventually getting free! ( Counter: 3 vs. 2) He kicks her away!
Hilda MD Health: 92 - 6 = 86

Roger Rogerson, despite being wounded, points his assault rifle at the mini-gun wielding demon. (4 vs. 1) He hits Y'Sal' in the left arm, causing him to lose his hold on the motor!
Y'Sal loses his hold on the motor, causing it to despin! Y'Sal'Ergeth Health: 97 - 15 = 82, Ailment: Left shoulder broken, -2 to all dual-handed rolls for 2 turns.
Before Roger can get up to steal Y'Sal'Ergeth's grapefruit, he goes dizzy from blood loss!
Roger Rogerson Health: 52 - 8 = 44, Assault Rifle Ammo: 27/30

Dan Howarth reloads his SMG. Dan's SMG, Ammo: 25/25. He moves away from the mini-gun. ( Dan is now at long-range from any ranged attacks.) He opens a chest. He gets: Kite Shield!
Kite Shield: The kite shield negates the users ability to dual-wield, but gives them a +1 in defensive rolls.
(( Meta-Fact: Dan almost got another grapefruit. XD ))


Bob Mills is the last player to give an action. He runs over to Room 2 to attack Y'Sal'Ergeth! (-1 to rolls, Traveling penalty.) He walks up to the demon, who has already been shot, and swings his staff at him! (2-1 vs 1) Y'Sal grabs Bob's staff away, but Bob grabs it back, and runs around him to open a chest! Bob gets: Nothing! Another empty chest.

Zombies!

Since Arkey is the only one remaining in Room One, all the zombies gang up on him! (6 vs 5) All the zombies gang up on him! He stabs a few with his knife and slips free, but backs into a corner! He is grabbed and attacked! He gets burned by Horde 2, and that horde manages to light other zombies on fire!

Arkey Health: 90 - 10 = 80
Zombie Horde 1 Health: 20 - 4 = 16
Zombie Horde 2 Health: 12 - 8 = 4, Engraged! On fire!
Zombie Horde 3 Health: 20 - 4 = 16


Zombie Horde 4 attacks Billy Bob Jim! ( 6 vs. 2) They wail on him and kill each other more!
Billy-Bob Jim Health: 88 - 8 = 80.
Zombie Horde 4 Health: 13 - 3 = 10


Zombie Horde 5 attacks Bob Mills! ( 3 vs 1) He tries getting away, but they surround and beat him!
Bob Mills Health: 100 - 6 = 94

Zombie Horde 6 attacks Roger! (+1 melee vs non-melee, 3 vs. 6+1!) Roger doesn't take their beating, and yells, shoving them away when a golden Dragonball-esque energy field surrounds him!
Roger Rogerson has gone SUPAH MODE!! He will be harder to control! His damage potential has gone through the rough!

The walls start dissapearing. Stadium shift!:

The walls are now gone, the contestants see they are in the middle of a deserted city. The sky is black, litter junk and blood are on the ground, and there are abadoned buildings in the distance. Because of a force field, the arena hasn't changed in size, although there are no walls between the rooms now.

PROFESSA GENKI: "WELCOME TO URBAN APOCKOLYPSE! THIS IS STARTING GROUND, BUT IT WILL GET BIGGER IN FUTURE. GOOD LUCK. SUPAH FUN TIME!

The arena has shifted! The locations are now named:
Left ground
Well
Right Ground


Synopsis:

Billy-Bob got mauled by angry zombies.
Arkey lit a horde on fire.
Y’Sal’Ergeth started spinning his mini-gun.
Hilda failed at choking Roger.
Roger Rogerson shot Y’Sal’Ergeth to stop him, and then bled more.
Dan Howarth moved away, reloaded, and got a shield.
Bob Mills tried to attack Y’Sal, failed, and got an empty chest.
The zombies horded Arkey.
Zombies attacked more people, and Roger went SUPAH MODE!

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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 5: ZOMBIES!
« Reply #73 on: December 05, 2011, 11:26:37 pm »

RUN away from Y'sal. Along the way, grab a chest. I -need- something good.

Also: I totally lost track of what items I have...Ugh.
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 5: ZOMBIES!
« Reply #74 on: December 05, 2011, 11:27:03 pm »

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CRUSH THE FOOLISH MORTALS!!!!
Roundhouse kick Dan in the face and open the nearest chest!
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