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Author Topic: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX!  (Read 8349 times)

Grimmjow6th

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.....Hotdawg man git his legs blown off hahaha......finish off hotdog man
« Last Edit: December 01, 2011, 11:23:12 pm by Grimmjow6th »
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I don't care who they are, if they show even a bit of weakness, just kill them all.

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Search a crate! Find some loot!
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TCM

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Holy shit is a daymon! run up and blow da dere daymon away WITH MAH TRUSTY SHAWTGUN!

He got teleported to the other room, in his place is Dan Howarth.
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Y'Sal'Ergeth, recovering quickly from his confusion at being teleported, will grab Hilda's bat from her- smacking her in the face with it if possible- and use it to smash open the nearest chest! One that's done, he will grab whatever's in the chest whilst using the bat to deflect any incoming attacks!
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 3: SCAVANGER HUNT!
« Reply #49 on: December 01, 2011, 11:17:56 pm »

Kick dan's gun across the room then kick him in the gonads.
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 3: SCAVANGER HUNT!
« Reply #50 on: December 02, 2011, 04:00:04 am »

((I shouldn't have killed you off Yoink!!1))

Dodge the demon's blows, sprint over to Hotdog guy and give him a merciful ending. In the face. With my foot!
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 3: SCAVANGER HUNT!
« Reply #51 on: December 02, 2011, 04:01:01 am »

((Ahaha, you see that now! ;D Just wait 'til I start slapping you about with my severed demonic spleen... Ah, I'm kidding!))
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 3: SCAVANGER HUNT!
« Reply #52 on: December 02, 2011, 03:09:10 pm »

Rolls coming later.

EDIT: Rolling.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2011, 05:17:08 pm by TCM »
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 3: SCAVANGER HUNT!
« Reply #53 on: December 02, 2011, 05:50:59 pm »

Round 4/15

ROUND 4:


Arkey starts off the scavenger hunt by opening the nearest chest in Room 1. He finds: 2 Molotov Cocktails!
(2) Molotov Cocktails: These explosives are lit and then thrown, causing anyone in their range to catch on fire.

Dan Howarth walks by the brawl, and aims his SMG at the dying Hot Dog Man. (1 Vs. 6-2) His mercy bursts misses, which infuriates him! He keeps missing, and missing, but finally stops just before he runs out of bullets. He huffs and walks over to a chest.
SMG Ammunition: 5/50
He opens the chest to find: Bandages!
Bandages: Instantly heal 20 HP, and helps lessen bleeding.

Billy-Bob Jim is the next to attempt to finish off Hot Dog man. (6 Vs. 3-1) He shoots him dead in the forehead, and then a couple more times just to be sure.
Shotgun Ammo: 0/8
Billy-Bob Jim has killed Hot Dog Man! This gives him 5 Points!

Bob Mills opens up a crate for some loot. He gets: Hamburger!
Hamburger: Health item that restores 20 health when it is eaten.


Y'Sal'Ergeth reaches to grab Hilda's baseball bat out of her hands! (2 vs. 3) She pulls back and counters! (3 vs. 4) Y'Sal'Ergeth steps out just in time and breaks open a chest. He finds:
Grapefruit!
Grapefruit: Nutrious fruit that can be eaten for a quick 8 health. Or, if you can find a way, the fruit's strong citric acid could be used as a blinding weapon.

Roger Rogerson runs up to Dan and kicks at his gun! (Melee vs. Non-melee bonus) (6+1  vs. 5) He kicks it away, and charges up a mega kick directly into Dan's crotch! However, when he does it, Dan has already left and reclaimed his gun. So, that didn't really do anything.

Hilda avoids the demon's attempt to steal her bat. She runs over to Room 2 to finish off Hot Dog Man, only to find his corpse.
Hilda is in Room 2.


RANDOM EVENT IS:.....ZOMBIE ATTACK!

"ZOMBIE ARE WEAK, BUT ATTACK AS ONE IN LARGE GROUP! KILL GROUPS FOR BONUS POINTS! NEXT ROUND, SETTING CHANGE: URBAN APOCKOLYPSE! GOOD LUCK! SUPAH FUN TIME!"


Three zombie hordes appear in group one, and three more in room two!

Zombies attack in waves. Since killing a whole horde would take way to long, each horde has 20 health, each health point representing an individual zombie. Setting change to Urban Apockolypse after Round 5. (Hint: Zombies, even if they can do serious damage, don't put up a good defense, so they aren't worth a lot. Try killing hordes in cool and creative ways for bonus points.)


Synopsis:

Arkey got a couple Molotov’s.
Dan failed at killing Hot Dog Man, but got some bandages.
Bill-Bob mercy-shotgunn’d Hot Dog Man to death.
Bob Mills got a Hamburger.
Y’Sal’Ergeth missed Hilda’s bat, and got a Grapefruit.
Roger Rogerson kicked Dan’s gun away, but Dan got it back and dodged Roger’s attack. So Roger didn’t really do anything.
Hilda tried killing Hot Dog Man, but was too late.
Three zombie hordes each appeared in Rooms 1 and 2. A setting change will occur during Round 5.


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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 3: SCAVANGER HUNT!
« Reply #54 on: December 02, 2011, 05:55:27 pm »

Crack open the nearest chest!
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 3: SCAVANGER HUNT!
« Reply #55 on: December 02, 2011, 06:18:32 pm »

Crack open the nearest chest that hasn't already been cracked open.
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 3: SCAVANGER HUNT!
« Reply #56 on: December 02, 2011, 06:20:00 pm »

Loot some more chest(s)! I need weapons!
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 4: CHESTS!
« Reply #57 on: December 02, 2011, 06:29:08 pm »

reload, sneak up behind one of the idjits openin a chest, and blow his head off!
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 4: CHESTS!
« Reply #58 on: December 02, 2011, 08:47:02 pm »

Fire the last of the magazine at Roger whilst getting some distance. Reload, and open a chest. Gimme a nice big grenade or something! :)
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Re: PROFESSOR GENKI'S SUPER ETHICAL REALITY CLIMAX! Round 4: CHESTS!
« Reply #59 on: December 03, 2011, 04:16:52 pm »

Throw the cocktail at the nearest person.
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