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Author Topic: Stumpy is missing his left arm and right hand...what should be his fate?  (Read 698 times)

Barrel Roll

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Stumpy is missing his left arm and right hand...what should be his fate?
« on: November 27, 2011, 10:17:54 pm »
I tried making him the sheriff but the "Cannot pickup equipment" spam was too much. This guy can't do anything, and spams my feed incessantly. Should I just off him?
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Re: Stumpy is missing his left arm and right hand...what should be his fate?
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2011, 10:28:30 pm »
give him no armor and no weapon, turn off all his labors that require hands
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Re: Stumpy is missing his left arm and right hand...what should be his fate?
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2011, 10:32:45 pm »
Which is most of them.

Let him slack off for a living. Make him an eternal party dwarf.
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Re: Stumpy is missing his left arm and right hand...what should be his fate?
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2011, 10:38:07 pm »
He still tries to store owned items and such, it's too much!
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Re: Stumpy is missing his left arm and right hand...what should be his fate?
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2011, 10:42:58 pm »
atom smasher? magma? chicken baby sitter?
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Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
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And then everyone melted.

Iton Ibrukrithzam

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Re: Stumpy is missing his left arm and right hand...what should be his fate?
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2011, 10:58:52 pm »
Legendary Biter.
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Re: Stumpy is missing his left arm and right hand...what should be his fate?
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2011, 11:06:10 pm »
turn off job cancelation messages?
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Re: Stumpy is missing his left arm and right hand...what should be his fate?
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2011, 11:08:23 pm »
Obliterate all of his worldly possessions. Only then can he attain lasting inner peace(and subsequently, stop spamming your announcement log).
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Re: Stumpy is missing his left arm and right hand...what should be his fate?
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2011, 11:13:53 pm »
Give [GRASP] to the [MOUTH] body part.  (And watch all your dwarves equip gloves to their faces.)
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