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Absolutely useless.

Still useless.

COMPLETELY USELESS.

Best thing since sliced bread.

>I heard you liek elves<

[WolfeyS]

I think you need a part for 'forgotten beast' that explains the name may be derived from how often you forget they exist untill they resurface to rape your fortress.

[Loud Whispers]

I think you need a part for 'forgotten beast' that explains the name may be derived from how often you forget they exist untill they resurface to NOT rape your fortress. Just slaughter everyone with hilarious names and !FUN! syndromes.

Keep it SFW
(And to propagate propaganda for our forgotten overlords. Epic alliteration).

[WolfeyS]

I think you need a part for 'forgotten beast' that explains the name may be derived from how often you forget they exist untill they resurface to screw over your fortress with weird blood and dust and whatever that stuff is and make you lose if you aren't super careful.

Keep it SFW
(And to propagate propaganda for our forgotten overlords. Epic alliteration).

Whoops, I fixed it

Edit: What the pig tail socks is SFW on the internet?  I am new to this.

[Necro910]

I think you need a part for 'forgotten beast' that explains the name may be derived from how often you forget they exist untill they resurface to screw over your fortress with weird blood and dust and whatever that stuff is and make you lose if you aren't super careful.

Keep it SFW
(And to propagate propaganda for our forgotten overlords. Epic alliteration).

Whoops, I fixed it

Edit: What the pig tail socks is SFW on the internet?  I am new to this.

Safe For Work.

AKA Not pr0n.

[WolfeyS]

Edit: What the pig tail socks is SFW on the internet?  I am new to this.

Safe For Work

AKA Not pr0n.

*activates sarcasm font*

[Necro910]

Edit: What the pig tail socks is SFW on the internet?  I am new to this.

Safe For Work

AKA Not pr0n.

*activates sarcasm font*

Internet is a bad medium for sarcasm. Sorry 

[Loud Whispers]

OI.

Sarcasm is not allowed in my thread./irony/

Keep it under control guys :|

[WolfeyS]

WolfeyS, Bad Fortress Manager has gone berserk!

Nah, nah, no hostility meant there.

Edit: In fact I have always sorta looked up to Necro as an evil fortress master whom I respect, didn't mean to be a dick about it.

[Loud Whispers]

Being a-what now?

You've misunderstood me 

I mean stop spamming mah thread xD

[WolfeyS]

I'LL SPAM ALL I WA-Oh?

When I read someone say "Keep it under control" I relate that to something more like "Keep your rage under control" hence why that confused me.  But you are right I should probably take my hands off my keybo-

[Necro910]

WolfeyS, Bad Fortress Manager has gone berserk!

Nah, nah, no hostility meant there.

Edit: In fact I have always sorta looked up to Necro as an evil fortress master whom I respect, didn't mean to be a dick about it.

[Mrhappyface]

Iron
N.
A heavy, magnetic, malleable, ductile, lustrous, silvery white metallic element that is present in very small quantities in the blood and is found primarely in the sedimentary layer. This forms the bread and butter of the fort, as dwarves pride themselves with the ability to strengthen with carbon into steel, the third best substance in the multiverse. However, Armok is able to turn every gift into a curse as Dwarf Fortresses will either have so much iron that all Dwarves simultaneously suffer from imploded livers and extreme laziness or so little that dwarves will punch the hemaglobins out of goblins in a desperate attempt to harvest the ore.

[Loud Whispers]

Iron
N.
A heavy, magnetic, malleable, ductile, lustrous, silvery white metallic element that is present in very small quantities in the blood and is found primarely in the sedimentary layer. This forms the bread and butter of the fort, as dwarves pride themselves with the ability to strengthen with carbon into steel, the third best substance in the multiverse. However, Armok is able to turn every gift into a curse as Dwarf Fortresses will either have so much iron that all Dwarves simultaneously suffer from imploded livers and extreme laziness or so little that dwarves will punch the hemaglobins out of goblins in a desperate attempt to harvest the ore.

Iron, Goblinite, Furnace have all been added :]

And a small amendment to plump helmets too
*Edit, also small amendment to Whip :]

[Mrhappyface]

Danger Room:
N.
1. A room built for training soldiers quickly and efficiently by forcing them to block and dodge wooden retracting spikes. 2. A top-secret government project to make the ultimate supersoldiers. It exceeded all expectations, but like all superdwares, they had a fatal flaw: Increased neurosis. Once friendly, normal dwarves become dead shells of themselves after surviving the horrors of the Room, with nothing left but the most primal notions. There have been incidents (officially denied by the government) of entire forts being gruesomly murdered without any sign of outsided intrustion.

[Talvieno]

Oh, wow... The dictionary doesn't have mermaids!!!  Those worthless sea creatures that are harvested by the thousands, bred to produce more mer-livestock, dragged onto dry land, and slaughtered by ingenious means to retrieve their bones (which make pretty fine crowns and scepters).

Long live DF. I like the DF version of mermaids a lot better than Disney's.